So...... I don't get it? What type of beer was it, again?

Good question. Let's ask. Hey vasudeva! What's your poison?

Sam Adams or bust. Although lately, I must admit I have been drinking white trash beer. Namely: Labatt Blue. Yeah. It gets worse. You ready? Ok. Here we go. I have been known to purchase, in largish quantities: Milwaukee's Best Ice. In cans. I have no fuking excuse.

Ok, so, as follow-up to this story, we can expect to see "Beer Cans Found to be MBI: White Trash Investigation Team to Pursue Tip".

Coming soon: The Beer Quality Control (BQC) team investigates vasudeva! Pre-view highlights include "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU" and "Dear vasudeva - You make me feel a lot better about myself. Signed, Bobo."

In the words of the rat-faced restauranteur from Ferris Bueller, I weep for the future.

The purgative qualities of MBI are legendary. I've heard of stores running sales of MBI in conjunction with butt wipe for 20% off.

to quote the authors of "Beer Games" - "There is no such thing as bad beer, some is just better than others." Words to live by. Besides, look at IRC. I reckon we turnin' y'all inta hicks.

Sam Adams sucks dude. The worst dark piss flavored water Americans could expect from the largest "micro" brewery in the world.

Furthermore, there is nothing WT about Labatt's... trust the Canadians for little other than the best beer on the planet, hell, they even brew Fosters (not australian), a great standby in my book.

My favorite right now is Molson Canadian, not that anyone asked, which they didn't. Anyone who snobs a good beer simply because of brand or commercial availability is a label whore and should probably just stick to designer spring water.

As far as this guy is concerned, anyone living out of a van in his own backyard with a collection of beer cans is probably a Pabst Blue Ribbon man. Just like his mother's rotting corpse, he just can't bring himself to dispose of those empty parcels of pure joy.

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Dear Vasudeva, You make me feel alot better about myself. Sincerely, Hobo

Personally, I'd like to visit the alternate universe TrouserSnake lives in where Sam Adams is beggar piss and Molson, Labatt, and Foster's for Christ's fuking sake are quality.

No, I wouldn't. That universe frightens me. TS, keep it away!

haha, yeah anyway.

fuking fosters?

drinking that is like rinsing out a beer glass with water, collecting it in another glass, and then dipping my nutsack halfway in.

Now let's not run from the truth here, Mun. Your next door neighbor's eight year old son said your nutsack distinctly tasted like old potato chips.

Yea, Fosters isn't that great, but neither is Milwaukee's Best ICE, dude.

That was exactly my POINT, you trousercock. Sam Adams is the preferred. You tilt at windmills in your fatuous campaign against good beer. May you rot in tricycle dementia.

Well, that settles my question. He must have been drinking Molson Canadian. Or no, wait, was it Labatt? Anyways I am really sorry to hear about your mom and brother Trousersnake, sounds like you will be able to pick up a couple bucks on the can returns though, so cheer up!

Imagine the smell.
Dogs that eat dead carrion and smell each others asses were honking the freakin' horn to get out..

That's true. But even more grosser is the fact that it's been revealed that some of us actually drink Canadian Beer. Jesus!

Ranks right up there with Jersey on the gross factor