One time the cops busted into my house and said they got a distress call coming from my donuts and they were going to have to confiscate them pending an investigation.
years ago i had phone that twice called 911 for me. try saying this to a cop at your door at 2am ' sorry man, my phone...it calls the cops on it's own'
I had a cat that would curl up on top of the phone, knock the reciever off, and knead the keys, calling people. One month we had a 40 minute call to Canada that we blamed a house guest (sleeping on the couch) for, but when we called the number, the people there said they had the whole family listen because they could hear the cat purring.
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