I guess that you are George Bush from USA! Am I right?
Haw haw! This crazy Internets show's got me dead to rights! Boy, when I'm elected for a second President next season, I pledge to Harness the Power of the Internets to bring a Greater Sense of Security and Control to Our Lives. No longer will you struggle Alone in the Dark, wondering where the Terrorists are and if they can see you. With our new Middle Brother Technology Platform and our Centralized Neighborhood Watch Initiative in place, you will never be alone, and No Child Left Behind -- Or Alone.
Don't let this stop from happening. Vote Bush 2004.
