My one prayer is this: Don't die before you can use that sexay tounge on me.

Um. Then you should die...I don't want word leakin out...HOLLA.

you're right to laugh Kahuna...Hitler had the correct solution for these abominations....

when we would be like her,
there would be no wars anymore.
her prime of live lies in a pie slice.

(really bad) translated from the german punk song 'mongo mit der bongo'

people who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch... and so can german punk bands

All going to hell,
for making fun of poor girl.
Her eyes are gorgeous.

- Haiku by slippedhole

That's awesome. 'Here are some words that have been going through my head lately... User. Bitch. Jealous.'

Greedy for self-worth,
preacher insect whistles yet,
hot air up pig's arse.

- Haiku by vasudeva

oh, drbloor, how uninteresting.
however, what kind of shampoo do you prefer?

Teh kind that cills crotch crickets.

leaching beauty out of life
Slippedhole's nasty orifice
swiftly cills all puppies

-Haiku by Freakmachine

I wonder if she can close her mouth?

ain't got no more weed
got to drink myself to death
wait, is that a joint

-highku by ghostrider

What kind of disease does she have?

Goddamn! That is one ugly retard!

Looks like the mutant thingy sticking out of the guy's chest in 'Total Recall.'

dat's fuked up