Zeta-Jones Missed Being Kidnapped By A Short Curly One
Hollywood beauty CATHERINE ZETA-JONES is recovering from an attempt by Mexican bandits to kidnap her.

by Dumbskull 1292 Reads
on Tue Sep 14 2004 Add to your ClipSwarm
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LORDKAHUNATue Sep 14
 
I'd ransome her!
 
 
BigBadAlTue Sep 14
 
You don't know her.

I live in Swansea, her home town, and she used to drink in my pub. Not often as she was just starting to become a star at the time, but she used to waltz in with her sycophantic, show-business friends and was very much 'Look at me'.

Very nearly banned her because she wanted everything straight away and expected star treatment when she was just nothing special at the time.

She'd need a gag before I'd consider it.
 
 
LORDKAHUNATue Sep 14
 
Her attitude didn't seem to hinder her any ($$$).
Hell, I'm an asshole and I'm broke.
(maybe you missed your chance to be one of her high-paid groupie).
 
 
yazirianTue Sep 14
 
I nominate this link: worst link title of the week.
 
 
LORDKAHUNATue Sep 14
 
I second
 
 


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