You don't know her.
I live in Swansea, her home town, and she used to drink in my pub. Not often as she was just starting to become a star at the time, but she used to waltz in with her sycophantic, show-business friends and was very much 'Look at me'.
Very nearly banned her because she wanted everything straight away and expected star treatment when she was just nothing special at the time.
She'd need a gag before I'd consider it.