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| | | | | | I am a strong pimp who loves to taste lesbians! Sweet! | | | |
| | | | | | | apparently i am a monumental sexybitch who loves to control hookers... this thing is as accurate as that number psychic! damn! | | | |
| |  | | | | | "You are a Foxy Stompslut who loves to Laugh At Lesbians".
I aggressively agree with t-snake's above comment about the accuracy. Damn. | | | |
| | | | | | | | I just thought my second try deserved mentioning:
"You are a Corpulent Midget who loves to Taste Circus Tents."
Hmm....
And my third? "You are a Questionable Punk who loves to Whap Tigers."
Interesting.....
And my final attempt, "You are a Titanic Salad Buffet who loves to Make Trousersnakes".
Hear that, Trousersnake?! I, the Titanic Salad Buffet, AM YOUR MAKER! HAaAHAHAHaAHaAHahhaHaHaHaA!!!!!
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| | | | | | | | "You are a masturbating perpetrator who loves to fuck Mexico."
WOW! | | | |
| | | | | | | | Apparently, I am a who loves to .
Fuking sites showing no Mozilla love and whatnot. It's RONG. | | | |
| | | | | | | | "You are a polite bastard who loves to worship hooters."
I would've also accepted "... worship CHOKESEX." | | | |
| | | | | | | I am a "busty goddess" who loves to "eat sandwiches". ... ... ... ... I find this disturbing, being male. However, I do enjoy teh sandwiches. Eerie. | | | |
| | | | | | | "You are a funky boytoy that likes to poke clits."
Sweet. | | | |
| | | | | | | "You are a cock-heavy peck who likes to hail-mary giant tits."
Wow, but the truth comes out...
"You are a slimy fruitcake who likes to grope Wile E. Coyote."
I did one for vasudeva next and it proves the accuracy of tis thing,
"You are a penile felcher who likes to slap sperm."
Rock on
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| | | | | | | I am a growthslutty fish stick who likes to orally explore cunts. YEEEE-HAW! The addictiveness factor here is an 8 of 10. I am also a tiny sea captain who loves to nibble nipples. I like the combination dyslexic-alliteration factor on that last one. | | | |
| | | | | | | | Shit. Now that I get in to work and can use IE to hit this poorly-cross-platform piece of web cruft, it seems I am many things, most of them a Funky Lizardman who likes to do something to mufflers. Once, I was a Masturbating Baby who loves to Climb Feet. I think that's poetry. | | | |
| | | | | | | I am a notorious dogboy who loves to corner monster cocks...hmmmm...Not sure how I feel about that...one more time: I am a puny titan who loves to bake cunts. Eh, maybe with a nice honey glaze and medium rare?
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Hey. You. Yeah, you, anonymous person.
If you logged in, you could comment, you know...
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