Shit, vomit and a man in the closet... sounds like a party!

sounds like a linkswarm party

Sounds like something I read earlier today.

Liek putting a cat in the bathtub.

sounds like the everyday life in the white house

too bad about the girl,
but in his case it was some kind of karma

Pooters are for one way passage. Don't stick things up there. Didn't your mothers teach you anything?

he shoulda wrote his name on her back with his poopy dick

Someday a link is going to be posted that is going to make every last viewer puke all over their computer.

LinkSwarmers are hardcoer. I don't even know *what* you'd have to have on the other end of the link to make them puke

Kittens,

An video of man-on-man anal sex, promptly followed up by injecting the manpoo into each other's penises, and then them 69ing each other to make the manpoospooge come out in such a violent manner that it gets into each other's eyes.

After that, the eyes are removed with the poopypenis. 'HAHAH! GOTCHA!' says one to the other, because behind his eye he stored RAZORBLADES. The razorblades mangle the poopypenis eyefucker. This causes blood to get into the other man's eyes. Sadly, they both contract AIDs.

Following that, we watch their bodies slowly decompose as the AIDs destroy their body. Somehow, only the penises of the two men remain. They duel to the death with harlequin fetus swords and goatse lightsabers.

'TASTE MY HARLEQUIN FETUS,' says the mangled penis.
'NO! TASTE MY GOATSE! OUI OUI!'
'OH, NO, A FRENCHMAN!'

Or just like vasudeva said... Kittens.

Fuck, I didn't bother to proofread that shit.

LOLLERCASTLE.

ROFLCOPTER.

You see my point, though. LinkSwarm would find that hilarious.

or arousing...

Or educational

The eels out the ass and/or any type of animal/female sex shit tickles my gag reflex.

Yea, but so does sexnigers penor.

He musta found jesus or something? He was so cool when he was young and now he's a dork!

The whole story was gross and disgusting.

I have absolutely no respect for Tucker as a human being but he does tell a good story.

I kinda just don't believe that story, but i still liked it.

It must be true. I read it on the internet!