HellKat
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6/26/2008 at 14:13 |
I received notice early this morning of azron's death. I know he had been away for some time due to poor connection issues.
He was diagnosed with lung cancer a few weeks ago and had a whole lung removed about a week ago. His prognosis was good. He died in his fiance's arms, Joan. He recently became a grandfather in May, but had not yet met his grandson, Ronald.
I know he considered y'all here his friends
So raise your drink, joint or coffee to azron and post your favorite story or memory about him here.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 14:14 |
very much hoping that this is a troll
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Wrecker
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6/26/2008 at 14:22  |
Light the pyre and celebrate Azron's passing into Valhalla.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 508 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 14:40 |
I really dug this dude! We had a few good chats at BBP5.2 and then afterward. He was very grandfatherly except full of lol.
That motherfucker always reminded me of Mr. Edwards from Little House on the Prairie of all things...
I will miss us throwing a line asking Azron if hes dead and then having him come back weeks/months later checking in and telling us of his adventures!
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 858 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 14:40 |
Wow man, this is pretty shit news. Send our prayers to his family.
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LORDKAHUNA
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6/26/2008 at 14:41 |
Godammit, I'm gonna miss him.

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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 14:50 |
I'll post an address when I get it should anyone care to send a sympathy card. It was his desire to be buried with his son in AZ, but his family here in NJ may choose to do something local.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 202 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 14:54 |
Fuck. Rest in peace my friend. Glad I got to meet and hang out with you in person.
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mundhra
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6/26/2008 at 15:10 |
what terrible news. RIP, dude.
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Phlebas
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6/26/2008 at 15:23 |
RIP, Azron.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 15:33 |
Mega Tsunami tears!
I called my daughter to tell her; she met Azron when I was staying with him back in 2006.
I last spoke with Azron in December; he had a new love in his life and a new grandchild on the way and was as giddy as a school girl about both.
If you didn't not know Azron you missed out, and if you did you were blessed to be able to call him friend.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4469 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 15:44  |
Thanks for posting this, Hellkat. I had a thread in preview mode but couldn't make it make sense.
I'm sorry as fuck to find this out.
Last Saturday, I got an email from Azron and I was too fucking busy doing stupid shit to respond to it, but its contents really surprised me...
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:07:56 -0700
From: azron123
Subject: Lungs
Just letting every one know that as of now it looks like they got it all and I'm cancer free. The bad news is that they had to remove the entire left lung. I'll keep you posted
Ron
I'm not sure how I didn't respond to this. I meant to. I didn't even know about his lung cancer, but we'd trade emails every so often. I hadn't really talked to him at length since a bit after BBP 5.2.
Then this morning, I got this...
From: L. Hulse
Date: June 26 2008 9:49am (10 minutes ago)
Subject: RE: MY BROTHER RON HULSE
I am forwarding this letter to everyone who my brother sent it to. My brother Ron passed away early this morning at St. Clare's Hospital is Sussex, NJ.I don't have all of the details, but I believe he had a heart attack. I can't say much more right now, but will forward his son's new mailing address and any memorial information when I get it. Thank you so much for being a part of his life.
[Name and address]
Port Murray, NJ
Let us know anything else you find out. I'm going to respond to his sister and if I find out anything else I'll post it here.
Now we all (I) get to feel pretty stupid for perpetuating that "Azron is dead" hoax a couple years ago. I hope that means he gets the last laugh.
RIP you well-bearded son of a bitch... I wish you could have hung around more often -- and longer.
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freakmachine
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6/26/2008 at 16:08 |
Goddamn, goodbye Azron.

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coknurmowth
Crisco Fux  SSHOLEPosts: 120 Registered: 10/20/2005 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 16:19 |
that sucks, I didn't know the guy but his postings were funny.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 709 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 16:39 |
Very fucking sad news.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 16:45 |
rip
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Danny_Inferno
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 93 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 16:58 |
Thanks for posting the photograph...
godspeed azron |
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bobacus
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 91 Registered: 10/2/2007 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 17:09 |
Indeed, Godspeed.
I never had the pleasure.
My condolences to his family, friends, and SwarmHomies.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 664 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 17:11 |
A very sad day indeed, particularly since he'd just become a grandpa.
Ron was the only Swarmer I've actually met IRL. We met a couple of years ago at his place in north Jersey, as I was making my way back from a conference in Rhode Island. We'd IM from time to time to stay in touch and he'd friend me when he joined some other social website.
Ron was a great, colorful character from what I knew of him. He had an infectious laugh and a rapier wit to boot--not at all surprising if you saw how many books he had in his house.
And he had a serious motherfucking beard.
Thanks for the memories, Azron123. I'm glad to have known you.

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Crackalackin
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6/26/2008 at 17:32 |
Fuck. I loved Azron's posts, and, subsequently, Azron.
Rest in peace, dude. I'll pour some spirits on the ground for you.
You will always live with us through your LinkSwarm posts.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 935 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 18:20 |
Tragic. Seriously.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 18:22 |
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 18:31 |
a wake/funeral will be held in Hackettstown NJ this coming Tuesday, July 1. Send me a message if you are in the area and I will provide details.
Address to send cards if desired to be posted soon.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 18:34 |
Well this is some shit news. RIP Azron.
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SlitStorm
Super Mooselette  SSHOLEPosts: 8 Registered: 2/5/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 19:17 |
Address to send cards if desired to be posted soon.
Yes please, and also where to send memorial contributions (ie, charity of choice). |
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 19:22 |
Definitely Bad News.
Bless his heart, and his family as well
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autoshoes
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 67 Registered: 6/24/2002 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 19:52 |
this news is terrible.
:'(
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 757 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 20:20 |
R.I.P. Azron.
A glass will be hoisted to you in the deep, deep south tonight.
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HOBO
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6/26/2008 at 20:32 |
what a loss. I think he actually enjoyed the Azron is dead joke. This is just bad news.
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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6/26/2008 at 21:39 |
Rest in Peace, Azron. I'm sorry that I never got to meet you IRL 
I owe many a hearty LOL to you, sir.
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