vasudeva
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11/12/2003 at 17:10 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but it's very old and probably not what you're looking for. You're free to stick around, of course, but this is your hookup for a shitload of really decent free porn.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email, or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. Guys, this Paris Hilton video thing has entirely fuked my morning. When Barch offered to email it, I thought it was a fine idea, but that shit cost us about 75GB of traffic, which leads to our hoster wanting an extra $532 from personal me.
That sucks. A lot.
Nolegz hosted the file for a few hours after I deleted it off Megarad (thanks man) but it caused a huge spike in traffic, so he deleted it too. He may manage to put it up on Bit Torrent. If so, nolegz, post the torrent file link here if you like.
So the upshot is, I know there are several of you players out there who have been mulling over the idea of donating to keep LS and MR mean. Now is a fine-ass time, because come the end of this billing cycle, I'm going to have to show Hurricane Electric several hundred dollars no matter what. They're being very cool about the whole deal, as always, but they're not going to totally ignore an extra ~50 gigabytes of traffic halfway before the month is even over.
If the above link doesn't work, it'll be because Megarad got shut off in order to keep that traffic count at its current spot. In that case, you can use this link to donate.
Or? Want to donate, but want something in return? I just made up a new shirt for LinkSwarm. For every one of those that gets bought, we get $7 and you get a rad shirt that says "I downloaded the Paris Hilton Sextape and ruined Christmas".
And to those pimps who have already donated -- mundhra, mct, and one nameless yet generous foo -- I thank you and have special prizes coming for you in the future of LS and MR.
[Edited on 7/28/2004 by vasudeva]
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/12/2003 at 17:42 |
Holy shit, what a jump in trafic, sorry to hear it cost so much...You should expect my money hopefully before the end of the month, if not, oh well, thats the postal service for ya...
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DrCube
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11/12/2003 at 17:49  |
OK, so bittorrent is a complete bitch and won't let you create upload seeds unless you register on a tracker and most of them are only interested in music shit, so fuk that. I go for the next best thing: leaching someone elses bandwidth.
This kid I went to school with gave me access to his upload share on his home machine to upload homework too, etc. So I just created a folder called PORN with the vid in it.
ftp here:
levis.noip.com
user name: upload PW: upload
Remember kids: this is on a home machine going over a DSL line, so if the connection sucks and is slow, too bad for you.
P.S. he probably will find out and remove the file, and he will probably find out I put it there and get pissed off at me.
oh well.
[Edited on 12/11/2003 by nolegz]
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LuckyLuciano
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11/12/2003 at 18:06 |
If someone can make a better line for the Bit Torrent so I can get it quick, I will seed it for a few weeks on my nice line.
[Edited on 12/11/2003 by LuckyLuciano]
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DrCube
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11/12/2003 at 18:08 |
LuckyLuciano: If someone can make a Bit Torrent of it, I will seed it for a few weeks on my nice new 3mbit line.
create a tracker on yer server/home machine/whatever. To properly create the torrent file you need a tracker. I can make the torrent files no prob, its registering properly with a tracker that is the problem.
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BloodyBowels
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 265 Registered: 3/29/2003 Offline
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11/12/2003 at 19:56 |
http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=Web_Links&l_op=visit&lid=4144 Some porn to help ease your mind about no hilton fucking right now
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LuckyLuciano
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11/12/2003 at 20:44 |
I don't have the file, I can't access FTPs (stupid university)
But, if some1 could email me the file, I wouldn't mind hosting it on Bit Torrent
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4361 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/12/2003 at 21:33 |
Just so you fags know, I'd like to point out an alternate method of LS donation. If you want a prize for your donating generosity, you can buy a shirt from Cafepress and we get 7 bucks for each one.
They say "I downloaded the Paris Hilton Sextape and ruined Christmas"
It's the one on the top left. There's another shirt in ash grey with a similar logo but different wording, but we make shit off that one.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/12/2003 at 21:38 |
Where does it say that on the shirt...I don't see it...is the pic not updated???
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vasudeva
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11/12/2003 at 21:54 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: Where does it say that on the shirt...I don't see it...is the pic not updated??? You can see it pretty well if you zoom in. It may look small, but I've got a shirt with a similar logo on it, and it came out beautiful
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kHz
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11/12/2003 at 21:57 |
interesting.. will this be an internet fettish?
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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11/12/2003 at 22:50 |
I looked at the numbers this afternoon. With 2754 members if every one kicks in a quarter it would be $688.50.
Right now there are only 4 names on the donation list. That's really sad you cheap bastards.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/12/2003 at 23:22 |
Oh, I see...on the logo...I thought it was another little logo you put on the shirt.
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LuckyLuciano
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11/13/2003 at 02:04 |
Im not cheap, I just don't like to spend money. Especially due to the fact I have $3.58 to my name.
Im gonna have to start looting again....
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LuckyLuciano
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11/13/2003 at 05:27 |
Ok, http://www.hawkie.org.uk has some nice trackers, as well as some nice porno.
Though, I still haven't gotten the whole file.
I still can't connect to any FTPs and its really starting to piss me off.
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YAAR
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4361 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 13:50 |
Ok, more bad news. There was a little lag traffic after I caught it yesterday morning.
I say a little. I mean 30GB.
This means we're at 104GB of traffic for MR this month, and 79GB over, for a grand total of $808.96 that our hoster is going to want us to take care of somehow.
So. Help us out?
Here's the logo on the new Paris Hilton shirt, if you want a prize for your assistance -- we get $7 for every one of those sold. Number of those sold to date: 0.
If you guys would like me to slap that logo on anything else -- sweatshirt, grey t-shirt, messenger bag, my own fuking mother -- let me know.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 13:53 |
WOW YAAR...thats a wicked first post...keep up the good work!!!
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HOBO
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11/13/2003 at 14:15 |
EVERY MEGARAD/LINKSWARM PEEP HAD BETTER SEND VASUDEVA SOME CASH. IF YOU DON'T I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR RESIDENCE AND LAY ON YOUR SOFA FOR THE WEEKEND. SERIOUSLY, DO THE RIGHT THING, $5 $10 $20 WHATEVER. YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS SITE FOR FREE, IT'S TIME TO SACK UP AND HELP THE ADMINS IN THEIR TIME OF NEED. THXS, HOBO.
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DrCube
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11/13/2003 at 14:35 |
LuckyLuciano:Though, I still haven't gotten the whole file.
I still can't connect to any FTPs and its really starting to piss me off.
gimme yer email address and i will send u the file.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
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11/13/2003 at 15:04 |
Hey lucky...vas posted a link to download the zip file of the clip at the begining of this thread, so just grab that one.
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BloodyBowels
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11/13/2003 at 15:28 |
You've got 50 comming your way from me
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 15:36 |
50$ from me, but thats Canadian, so its really only 2.75$ American...but it all helps right?
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LuckyLuciano
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11/13/2003 at 16:21 |
mud, i wanted the whole movie. I thought there was a longer version of it, and thats what someone made a bit torrent of.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
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11/13/2003 at 16:28 |
OH I see.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4361 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 20:28 |
A small change to the Paris Hilton Sextape shirt: now with Paris Hilton on the back! This screengrab of the video highlights the intimate nature of her lewd acts while not blowing your cover as a porn monger, all in a tasteful night-vision green!
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 20:31 |
thats pretty cool, but wasn't there better images near the end of the clip that were better quality than that???
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 20:32 |
Actually now that I looked at it a little better....is that his cock resting just under her chin??? If so, I like it, keep it.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4361 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 20:36 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: thats pretty cool, but wasn't there better images near the end of the clip that were better quality than that??? I like that one. It has that precious startled-horse quality.
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mundhra
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11/13/2003 at 21:18 |
haha
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