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TUNESDAY: Art of Noise "Close to the Edit"
Oct 07, 2008 - 9:28 PM

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Art of Noise were an avant-garde synthpop group formed in 1983 by producer Trevor Horn, music journalist Paul Morley, and session musicians/studio hands Anne Dudley, J.J. Jeczalik, and Gary Langan. The group's mostly instrumental compositions were novel melodic sound collages based on digital sampler technology, which was new at the time. Inspired by turn-of-the-century revolutions in music, the Art of Noise were initially packaged as a faceless anti- or non-group, blurring the distinction between the art and its creators. The band is noted for innovative use of electronics and computers in pop music and particularly for innovative use of sampling.

The name of the group alludes to the essay The Art of Noises by noted futurist Luigi Russolo. From the earliest releases on ZTT, the band referred to themselves as both Art of Noise and The Art of Noise. Official and unofficial releases and press material use both versions.
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Monkey Butlers at last!
Oct 07, 2008 - 8:19 PM

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Zoom news imageA restaurant in Japan has some unusual waiting staff on its books - two macaque monkeys.

Yatchan and Fukuchan serve customers hot towels and drinks, and are given soya beans as tips.
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Salma busts out! That is all.
Oct 07, 2008 - 6:07 PM

Salma Hayek appeared on a German TV show, subsequently lost a bet, and the result was AWESOME.
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Zoom news imageWhile young Hollywood moms like Christina Aguilera are busy running around town announcing plans to maintain sex appeal and relevancy, natural MILFs like Salma Hayek are doing as such without intention.

Over the weekend the 42-year-old actress had some major spillage in the boobage department during an appearance on a German TV show, which incidentally left us with some sweet nipple slight areola action, if only for just one second.

One unplanned Salma Hayek nipple slip is equal to 23 spread eagle shots of Christina Aguilera for Maxim Magazine. No. Contest.
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Interest rates drop by 1%
Oct 07, 2008 - 3:31 PM

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The Reserve Bank has slashed interest rates by one percentage point to 6 per cent. The surprise 100 basis point cut comes after conditions in international financial markets "took a significant turn for the worse" in September, the RBA said. Analysts had tipped a 50 basis point cut.

The last time the central bank cut rates by one percentage point was May 1992.

"An unusually large movement in the cash rate was appropriate in order to bring about a significant reduction in costs to borrowers," RBA governor Glenn Stevens said.

All eyes now turn to Australia's big banks, who have refused to pass on any cuts to homeowners in the wake of the global financial crisis, which has pushed the cost of borrowing through the roof.
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US trooper's dog to be killed to punish her
Oct 07, 2008 - 2:46 PM

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A US Solder, held in Iraq over 15 months longer than her original commitment to the Army, saved a puppy some months ago. The puppy was scheduled to be shipped out of the war zone to the soldier's parents in MN by Baghdad Pups, but the military seized puppy en route to the airport. Now the puppy might be killed to punish the soldier.
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Bush threatened martial law to get bail-out bill passed
Oct 07, 2008 - 12:22 PM

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Never email England
Oct 07, 2008 - 11:58 AM

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Zoom news imageGCHQ bosses want to monitor every email and text message sent in Britain, and keep records of individuals' internet use.

But the plans have been questioned by Cheltenham community leaders, who believe they would be a massive infringement of human rights.

According to reports, the Government's surveillance centre, based at the 'doughnut' building in Benhall, has already been given up to £1 billion to fund the first stage of what would be the country's biggest ever surveillance system.

Known as the Interception Modernisation Programme, the scheme would enable GCHQ, MI5 and MI6 personnel, and also police, to access complete information on every text, email and visit to a website made in this country.
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Asteroid to hit Earth.. TODAY!!..actually a few minutes ago..
Oct 07, 2008 - 10:54 AM

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AN asteroid discovered today will hit Earth's atmosphere over Sudan in a few hours but will burn up before it can hit the ground or endanger aircraft, astronomers say.

The asteroid would create a large fireball about 10.46pm EDT (1.46pm AEST) as it burns up, a team at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics said.

"We want to stress that this object is not a threat," said Timothy Spahr, director of the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center at Harvard in Massachusetts.

"We're excited since this is the first time we have issued a prediction that an object will enter Earth's atmosphere," Dr Spahr said.
Shows you how well prepared we are for these events.
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Pope says being rich means nothing... to him
Oct 07, 2008 - 10:23 AM

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The global financial crisis is proof that the pursuit of money and success is pointless, Pope Benedict XVI has told a meeting of bishops in Rome.

The head of the Roman Catholic Church said that the disappearance of money as banks collapsed showed that wealth meant "nothing".

The Pope said that people should instead base their lives on God's word.

Those who think that "concrete things we can touch are the surest reality" are deceiving themselves, he said.
Pardon the pun, but this is rich coming from a guy who wears gold clothing, has countless priceless artifacts, appears on his own currency.

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