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 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Signature: "My ares are on fire! My eyes are on fire! Are they supposed to do that?"

Registered on Sep 05, 2007

33 links swarmed

279 link comments

witty_screen_name is an Alpha Class Swarmer in good standing through infukity
Total Links submitted: 44
Total Links rejected: 11
Rejection bitterness rating: 25% (for all time)
Rejection bitterness rating: 20% (going back 3 months)

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Last 10 Links Swarmed by witty_screen_name (See all 33 here.)
  • The New And Improved South Korea. Now With Killer Robots!
  • Woman Runs Car Through Liquor Store Window For Second Time
  • Pit Bull Tries To Pull Baby Out Of Burning Building
  • Old Bitch Lives With 2 Corpses For Over 10 Years
  • Bright Comet Approaching Earth
  • Annoyed By Cellphones? Scientists Explain Why
  • Russian Officials To Investigate Regional President's Alien Abduction
  • USAF Launches Secret Flying Twinkie
  • DNSSEC Is Poised To Fuk Up Your Internets Tonite
  • Bedbound By My Big Breasts

    • Last 10 Linkswarm Comments by witty_screen_name (See all 279 here.)
  • Sacramento Woman Describes Dell Tech Support Nightmare
  • Sacramento Woman Describes Dell Tech Support Nightmare
  • Sacramento Woman Describes Dell Tech Support Nightmare
  • How To Snatch Chicken
  • Hundreds (of Drunks) Drown In Russia Heatwave
  • Seepage Detected: Bp Cap Is Coming Off
  • Seafood Broil Recipe
  • Seafood Broil Recipe
  • Forget Shorter Showers
  • Forget Shorter Showers

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    He deserved everything he got, but a few more knives in places where it wouldn't kill him wouldn't have been a bad idea. -- dragonstaff