dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get   SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 21:53 |
All my images are not showing up? Wtf? it works fine for everyone else on earth? You must be on a PC. Hmm.
My left margin on a 22" monitor centers my website on the screen. I did that on purpose to center it, I guess that was a dumb fuck idea. Who the fuck in their right mind puts a huge block of nothingness at the bottom of their page? Dude, I'm going to give you my home address so you can come over and rape me with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. I hate Pepsi. I'll fix the white space for you, but I kind of like the margin, at least on my monitor.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4528 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:00 |
Your images are broken for me, too, though they weren't just a minute ago.
And ditto to the ugly side-scrolling deal. Firefox 1.0rc2 and IE Win2k3 both. And, yes, if I expand the browser window to eat up 2/3 of my 1600x1200 screen, the scroll goes away, but I don't do that for Jesus' website or my own.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:07 |
grafisk69:
My left margin on a 22" monitor centers my website on the screen.
why don't you just use some clever CSS to center your content, you fuking gobshite?
thus:
body {
text-align: center;
min-width: 600px;
}
#content {
margin:0 auto;
width:600px;
text-align: left;
}
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:08 |
Lefen:
....you fuking gobshite?
whoops. kisses xxxxxx
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:10 |
I just jumped on 3 different computers and ALL the images are fine. WTF is that crap? I think all my images are homosexual bastards.
Well, looks like I'm going to spend some quality time with GoLive and slap this bitch all the way to the left. I also checked a few seconds ago when one of you were on the site, I was actually posting a new index.html file, fixing the white crap at the bottom. So, my server was still probably clearing itself for the new file. That could be why the images were shoddy and were broken up like my marriage will be if I keep spending time on this freakin' site.
With love,
Me |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:13 |
Gobshite? Dude, that could be the funniest word anyone has called me, except that time my mother called me "the human fever with the small dick".
Anyways, this is my first attempt at a site. I have no clue what the hell I'm doing. GoLive and an Etchascetch work the same for me. But, thanks for the idea on the CSS, I will have to bust out the GoLive DumbFuck book and figure out how to erase the bad taste from my website. But, I forgot to mention I designed it myself, but I have two glass eyes.
With even more love than my last waste of text XOXOXO |
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:18 |
just google for 'css layout' my studly little friend. CSS is easy - you just put your content between the appriproate div tags and Robert's your mother's brother.
werd.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 22:30 |
I see, thanks for the tips my lovely little bearded donut. I have started the process of punching the fuck out of my computer, hoping my website will justify itself back to the left, so I don't have to fix the 200 pages individually, like I did last week, all last week. Seriously, I'll put it all back to the left, then post all my pages AGAIN in the morning, while I'm supposed to be Marketing this stupid fucking company that pays me tons of money to act like I know what my company even sells. |
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 23:10  |
Keep going guys, this thread is getting sexier and sexier! |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 23:29 |
You know what's fucked up? I read a lot of other peoples posts and they freak out and call the reviewers names like "cocktuner" and whatnot. Noone realizes the favor they are getting by getting bashed. I have been feverishly working on my site for the last hour, fixing what my bearded donut advised, because it's CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM, you fucking dildo sharpeners. Smarten up, and take it like a fucking man, you ass cakes.
Sincerely,
Scabby Polyp |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/8/2004 at 23:36 |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 704 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 00:04 |
Checked it out again. With firefox I get no pictures, switched to view in IE and i get lil red xes, xes is that a word, anyway opened a fresh IE browser still lil red xes. I was hopin for a full spread of yer lovely niece.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 00:08 |
What? Are ya tired of drooling over ya own family... you wanna drool over someone elses.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 01:00 |
file:///Volumes/untitled%20CD%201/Brain%20Dent/Brain%20Dent/Images/images/side_nav.gif
I DO NOT HAVE YOUR FILES ON MY COMPUTER.
Please upload images to your server. KTHX.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style SSHOLEPosts: 704 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 01:06 |
yep
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 01:58 |
are you saying my entire navigator bar is missing? wtf is that crap? it's on the server! I also checked my server for orphaned and missing files and nothing shows up. What the fucker is that crap. Hold on, I'm taking a huge shit on my Mac right now, I'll go back in and check again, because obviouisly it's something I'm not seeing. Fuck. |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 01:59 |
My brain hurts. |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:01 |
[Edited on 15/12/2004 by grafisk69] |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:14 |
Check your email.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:17 |
Thanks you sexy fucking Ninja you.
Anyways, I called 50.megs, they FUCKED up my updates, damn faggots. I just checked and my new LEFT JUSTIFIED pages are up now, even though I loaded them about 3 hours ago. So, the problem SHOULD be fixed and you guys can get back to making fun of my site. Thanks for the help you fuckers. |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:25 |
Now THAT looks like a website. You've still got quite a bit of whitespace at the bottom of the page, though.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:30 |
I checked, that update with "No more White Space, Thanks to Lefen" was posted at about 3pm GMT. It's now 7:20. So there is apparent issues with my crappy server. I have also posted the left justified shit, so if your not seeing that, than it should be cleared up some time tonight. Fuckers. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:31 |
100webspace.com is a pretty good freehost, if you want the wonders of PHP.
(No ads/banners, either!)
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 02:52 |
Yeah, I'm definetely switching, I checked around this afternoon. I can't use a free server, because I have about 60 megs of pics and vids and other useless garbage. I think I pay about $20 a month for the space, which includes a measely amount of bandwidth and up to 200mb's of space. Fuckers. I heard Fat Wallet was a decent place to go...
Thanks for the help you fucks. It's greatly appreciated. Now, finish making fun of me. |
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government_death_robot
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11/9/2004 at 03:37 |
grafisk69: Yeah, I'm definetely switching, I checked around this afternoon. I can't use a free server, because I have about 60 megs of pics and vids and other useless garbage. I think I pay about $20 a month for the space, which includes a measely amount of bandwidth and up to 200mb's of space. Fuckers. I heard Fat Wallet was a decent place to go...
Thanks for the help you fucks. It's greatly appreciated. Now, finish making fun of me.
http://www.hostmerit.com/
Try that for cheap hosting with a lot of space.
AND YOUR HAIRSTYLE SUCKS.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 03:58 |
Thanks GDR. I'll go stab the Great Clips fat chick who cut my hair while she was drinking.
I'm still MUCH better looking than you... |
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 10:27 |
your site is looking slinky-fine - congrats 
laughed my ass off at the school beat-down video. the tragic skater kid messed it up with the first punch.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 10:37 |
so can we make suggestions for the Mike, Don't Eat It! section?
how about
1: toe jam
2: your own hair
3: a whole spoonfull of salt
4: cooking oil shotglass challenge! (i bet you'll vomit after 3)
anymore?
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 765 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 11:07 |
Not bad at all. Probably the best I have seen up for review ( ok, I didn't see the first incarnation ) and it looks like you are taking the advice you are being given.
Why is it still left justified?
The most important question is WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE PHOTOS OF YOUR NIECE? AND WHY ARE THEY BURIED SO DEEP IN THE ARCHIVES? and not in a section of their own?
I did enjoy the Kim and Kate bit though- same answers basically as my kids would give ( with allowances for mine being boys).
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4528 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/9/2004 at 12:54 |
This thread is in danger of becoming one big gay-in.
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