vasudeva
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10/17/2004 at 01:58 |
"Does George Bush have an undisclosed heart problem that requires him to wear a defibrillator to lower his risk of sudden cardiac arrest?"

"The LifeVest was designed as an intermediate-term treatment option for people at high risk for sudden cardiac arrest (SCA)."

Comparing the backpack part of the top image to the lump in the bottom image, I think that fits perfectly. It also ties in with him missing his physical this year, with falling off the Segway, and with him "choking on a pretzel" and then passing out. Perhaps our Commander-in-Chief has had some cardiac trouble?
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Online
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10/17/2004 at 02:07 |
The first debate when it looked like he had a pack of cigs on his back led to a lot of speculation that he was wearing a "cheat" wire. I believe that that turned out to be a backup mic-box. Each candidate had two, the primary, and the backup they wore under their shirts.
The picture above, however, looks suspiciously like that vest. Or, it could be a bullet-proof vest that the SS (heh) asked him to wear.
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ragoo
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10/17/2004 at 02:15 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: The picture above, however, looks suspiciously like that vest. Or, it could be a bullet-proof vest that the SS (heh) asked him to wear.
But who would want to shoot the president?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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10/17/2004 at 02:32 |
How about body armour?
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
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10/17/2004 at 02:32 |
Hey, I think you guys are on to sumpin'....

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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Online
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10/17/2004 at 02:34 |
Dumbskull: How about body armour?
How about reading my post?
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/17/2004 at 02:46 |
Hahaha, I laugh at your fearless leader's feebleness, our leaders are hearty and robust from rolling countless snoballs uphill.
If someone smacktalks teh Prime Minister, the PM justs gives em the ol' 'Shawinigan handshake'.

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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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10/17/2004 at 03:06 |
You guys obviously overlooked the obvious possibility that Bush is some kind of lizard monster and that the bony bumps on his back are starting to poke through because his human suit was poorly made.
But, thats what you get when you shop chinese. Well, that and general tso's chicken.
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