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10/17/2004 at 01:58
"Does George Bush have an undisclosed heart problem that requires him to wear a defibrillator to lower his risk of sudden cardiac arrest?"



"The LifeVest was designed as an intermediate-term treatment option for people at high risk for sudden cardiac arrest (SCA)."



Comparing the backpack part of the top image to the lump in the bottom image, I think that fits perfectly. It also ties in with him missing his physical this year, with falling off the Segway, and with him "choking on a pretzel" and then passing out. Perhaps our Commander-in-Chief has had some cardiac trouble?

From bushsbulge.blogspot.com.






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10/17/2004 at 02:07

The first debate when it looked like he had a pack of cigs on his back led to a lot of speculation that he was wearing a "cheat" wire. I believe that that turned out to be a backup mic-box. Each candidate had two, the primary, and the backup they wore under their shirts.

The picture above, however, looks suspiciously like that vest. Or, it could be a bullet-proof vest that the SS (heh) asked him to wear.






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10/17/2004 at 02:15

SexNinjaMcDeath: The picture above, however, looks suspiciously like that vest. Or, it could be a bullet-proof vest that the SS (heh) asked him to wear.



But who would want to shoot the president?






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10/17/2004 at 02:32

How about body armour?






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10/17/2004 at 02:32

Hey, I think you guys are on to sumpin'....








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10/17/2004 at 02:34

Dumbskull: How about body armour?


How about reading my post?







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10/17/2004 at 02:46

Hahaha, I laugh at your fearless leader's feebleness, our leaders are hearty and robust from rolling countless snoballs uphill.
If someone smacktalks teh Prime Minister, the PM justs gives em the ol' 'Shawinigan handshake'.
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10/17/2004 at 03:06

You guys obviously overlooked the obvious possibility that Bush is some kind of lizard monster and that the bony bumps on his back are starting to poke through because his human suit was poorly made.
But, thats what you get when you shop chinese. Well, that and general tso's chicken.






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