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10/9/2004 at 17:00
I HAVE TRIED TO COMMUNICATE AND WILL KEEP TRYING, MY ONLY HOPE POSTING THIS ON THIS TREAD IS THAT SOME TRUE CHRISTIANS WILL READ THIS AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF THE HOLY SPIRIT (THE REST OF YOU PLEASE IGNORE THIS):

ou ever been to a buffet?
Rstrop: yes - lots of spirtual food..........
Rstrop: food to fill the soul
Slippedhole: not really...they are places of gluttony and evil...excessive misuse of gods gift of a body.
Slippedhole: really*
Slippedhole: i want to turn that perspective around
Slippedhole: by having this room named christian buffet
Rstrop: yes
Slippedhole: :-)
Rstrop: but ya can't get enough spiritual food.......
Rstrop: have more want more
Slippedhole: true...as long as it isnt prepared with evil intention or fattening
Rstrop: gods buffet has no bad food
Slippedhole: but this world's is filled with discusting pain
Slippedhole: souls of dead animals
Slippedhole: gods gifts...disicrated
Rstrop: look beyond that this world when it comes to the evil
Slippedhole: i hate buffets but am complelled to go to them...like this website called linkswarm
Rstrop: what does this buffet have
Slippedhole: i cnat llok beyond..that is not my calling...god has compleelled me to look directly at this sin
Slippedhole: to confront it...stand against it
Rstrop: you are talking about a food buffet?
Slippedhole : do you know what i mean...arent buffets sickening...a celebration of excees...do u know what i meean?
Slippedhole: yes food buffet...
Slippedhole: fat discusting excess...pride of morbid obesity
Slippedhole: God has called to me to stand agaist this...and a website called Linkswarm.com
Rstrop: I think but I suggest to you a christian buffet would be a buffet that has, prayer praise,worship celebration to god
Slippedhole: asl?
Rstrop: all kinds of spiritual food
Rstrop: makes you healthy in the lord
Rstrop: the plus is
Rstrop: he eats with you
Rstrop: god would say "slip have more Grace "
Slippedhole: i agree.. i want to celebrate christianity but that is all fun and games...God has inteneded for me to get my hands dirty...i must "preach" to the sinners of the world...the saved eat with the lord but it is my duty to find...
Rstrop: hers a little patients to go with it
Slippedhole: and preach to those who are consuming god's and our's food
Rstrop: but ya have to eat to live
Slippedhole: THERE IS A LIMMITED AMOUNT OF FOOD ON THE EARTH..GOD HAS BESTOWED THIS ON US...
Rstrop: yeah.
Slippedhole: SATAN HAS INSTIGATED HIS MINIONS TO CONSUME AN OUTRAGOUS AMOUNT OF FOOD
Rstrop: yeah..
Slippedhole: IE AT BUFFETS...MORBIDLY OBESE PEOPLE
Rstrop: yeah
Slippedhole: SATAN IS SLOWLY TAKING ALL THE FOOD FROM CHRISTIANS
Rstrop: yeah
Rstrop: explain that ...
Slippedhole: DO U SEE...IT IS CHRISTIANS JOB TO RECOGNIZE THIS
Slippedhole: SATAN THROUGH GLUTONOUS FAT PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD IS EATTING UP THE RESOURCES OF THE WORLD
Slippedhole: ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET ENABLES THIS PROCESS TO TAKE PLACE
Rstrop: so your mission is to let those people know there eating to much?
Slippedhole: CAN YOPU SEE WHAT I MEAN...U NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE...OBESITY IS THE NUMBER ONE KILLER OF AMERICNAS..ITS AN EPIDEMIC
Slippedhole: MY MISSION IS YET TO BE REVEALED TO ME FULLY
Rstrop: I see what your saying but how are you apply this to a christian buffet?
Slippedhole: I WANT TO BE FILLED WITH THE JOY AND PRAISE OF GOD
Rstrop: yes
Slippedhole: I WANT GOD SWEET LOVE TO REIGHN DOWN ON THE WORLD WITH EVERLASTING HAPPINESS FOR THE CREATURES OF THIS WORLD
Rstrop: yes
Slippedhole: LIKE AT THE END OF BAMBI..I LOVE THAT MOVIE..THAT WILL BE HEAVEN FOR ME
Slippedhole: PRAISE GOD!:-)
Rstrop: how was that ended
Slippedhole: ALL THE ANIMALS CAME TOGETHER IN A LARGE MEADOW AND LOVED ONE ANOTHER AND TAUGHT EACH OTHER GOD'S SWEET LOVING HAND
Rstrop: yes that will be great
Slippedhole: YOU'VE NEVER SEE BAMBI? WHOA BRO!
Rstrop: yes - its been for ever - wasn't sure I remembered it but now you did that....
Slippedhole: IF THAT IS THE CASE U CAN NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND ME...THIS CONVERSATION/CHAT HAS BEEN ALL FOR NOT...SADLY
Rstrop: no it hasn't I understand you
Slippedhole: THEN SPREAD THE WORLD OF DEMONS WORKING THROUGH BUFFET AND FAT PEOPLE

Justaguy25668: hello
Slippedhole: hey
Justaguy25668: so what does it mean
Slippedhole: how are you, the lord is smiling at our meeting
Slippedhole: i have such things to explian to u
Slippedhole: do u eat buffet?
Justaguy25668: i am already a christian i have just never heard of a christian buffet
Justaguy25668: but yes i have eaten at a buffet before
Slippedhole: i know...i am taking the term "buffet" and turning it into somethin not of the devil
Slippedhole: buffets are glutonous celebrations of sin
Slippedhole: god has called me to show christians the downfalls of buffet and the evil that takes place there
Justaguy25668: oh i see---
Slippedhole: yes
Slippedhole: am i making sense...i am full of gods spirit
Justaguy25668: somewhat yeah
Slippedhole: let me explain
Slippedhole: the devil has placed glutony into the hearts of fat people....god has gifted humanity w/ a limited amount of food on earth...
Justaguy25668: so that by not giving into glutony you can make your self a better person
Slippedhole: the glutons are doing satan's work by eating all the food and leaving very little for chritians
Slippedhole: true chritians are above reprouch, good sir!
Justaguy25668: i understand that---but all men are tempted and may not see a buffet as a sin
Slippedhole: the fat glutons are sin obsessed
Justaguy25668: its what you do instead of eating at a buffet that will make youa stronger christian
Slippedhole: yes yes! i see what is happening...god has bestowed vision to my eyes regarding this plight
Justaguy25668: and have you done anything more than just telling people about not eating at the buffets
Slippedhole: I DONT EAT BUFFET...I AM COMPLEELLED BY GODS EVER LOVING LIGHT TO ATTEND BUFFET FOOD ORGIES AND PREACH TO SINNERS
Slippedhole: TO DEFEND THE RIGHTFUL OWNERSHIP OF FOOD FOR CHRITIANS EVERYWHERE
Justaguy25668: have you been able to change anyones mind about their habits of eating
Slippedhole: CHRISTIANS ARE DYING OF STARVATION WHILE FAT DEMONS ATTEND BUFFET
Slippedhole: YES VERY MUCH SO
Justaguy25668: then you should continue your work then
Slippedhole: I TELL FAT PEOPLE WHAT IVE TOLD U..IT DOESNT MAKE A DIFFRENCE...BUT WHEN I TAKE AWY THIER FOOD AND DUMP IT IN THE TRASH...
Slippedhole: GOD HAS LED ME STAND AGAINST THE TRAGIC EXCESS OF GLUTONY

Proman55A [6:17 PM]: How is your night going
Proman55A [6:17 PM]: Im faster on the IM
Slippedhole [6:17 PM]: oh ok
Slippedhole [6:17 PM]: i doing well
Slippedhole [6:17 PM]: im alive with the spirit of christ
Proman55A [6:17 PM]: that good
are you a Christian M or F
Slippedhole [6:18 PM]: i dont like to give out information on the internet just opinions...LOOOL
Slippedhole [6:18 PM]: are u a christian?
Slippedhole [6:19 PM]: are u shocked by the intensity of the lord?
Slippedhole [6:19 PM]: like me?
Proman55A [6:19 PM]: Sorry
I just got IM by an old friend
have a great night!!!
Slippedhole [6:20 PM]: but u im'd me!
Slippedhole [6:20 PM]: i have such sights to show u!
Proman55A [6:20 PM]: I apoligize
Slippedhole [6:20 PM]: god had gifted me w/ vision
Slippedhole [6:20 PM]: about buffet
Proman55A [6:20 PM]: what are you "TALKING ABOUT"
Slippedhole [6:20 PM]: the all u can eat kind
Slippedhole [6:21 PM]: im preachin to the converted i know but....buffets are of the devil
Slippedhole [6:21 PM]: the sin of glutony
Proman55A [6:22 PM]: are you talking about food or sex?
Slippedhole [6:22 PM]: have u ever had sex at a buffet?
Slippedhole [6:22 PM]: :-(
Proman55A [6:23 PM]: wow
it sounds filling
Slippedhole [6:23 PM]: THATS MY POINT EXACTLY U GLUTON!
Slippedhole [6:24 PM]: my point is that the orgy of excess at all u can eat buffet is taking food away from hard working chrisdtian like u and me!
Proman55A [6:25 PM]: I only weigh 168 lbs
I am hardly quilty of gluttony
Slippedhole [6:26 PM]: i dont mean u!
Slippedhole [6:27 PM]: i mena the fat people at buffet are demons taking food from people...U are a sex gluton, perhaps..with yr snidly come ons anf male or female this or that!
Slippedhole [6:27 PM]: im not stupid. good sir!
Slippedhole [6:27 PM]: hello?
Slippedhole [6:28 PM]: where is God in yr heart?
Slippedhole [6:28 PM]: there are no holes on the internet
Slippedhole [6:29 PM]: just the ones you slip into


Life Forever 08 [9:08 AM]: ok..
Slippedhole [9:08 AM]: ARE YOU A SERIOUS WARRIOR FOR GOD?
Life Forever 08 [9:08 AM]: yes
Slippedhole [9:08 AM]: CAN I TRUST YOU?
Life Forever 08 [9:08 AM]: yes
Slippedhole [9:09 AM]: THEN HEAR THIS:
Slippedhole [9:09 AM]: THERE IS A BATTLE GOING ON ..A SPIRITUAL BATTLE
Life Forever 08 [9:09 AM]: yes I know
Slippedhole [9:09 AM]: ON THE INTERNET AND OVER FOOD RESOURES
Life Forever 08 [9:09 AM]: food sources?/...lol
Slippedhole [9:10 AM]: IT NOT FUNNY..THE CLOUDS ARE PARTING AND GOD LOOKS DOWN ON BUFFET AND FROWNS
Life Forever 08 [9:10 AM]: buffet??
Slippedhole [9:11 AM]: HAVE YOU BEEN TO A BUFFET...HAVE YOU SEEN THE OBESE GLUTONS THAT ATTEND THIS ORGY OF EXCESS?
Slippedhole [9:11 AM]: THESE PEOPLE ARE OF THE DEVIL
Life Forever 08 [9:11 AM]: no, I haven't
Life Forever 08 [9:11 AM]: havn't
Slippedhole [9:11 AM]: THEY ARE HOGGING (NO PUN INTENDED) ALL THE FOOD AND LEAVING VERY LITTLE FOR CHRISTIANS IN THE FUTURE!
Life Forever 08 [9:12 AM]: ok...
Slippedhole [9:12 AM]: THIS IS A REAL THREAT
Slippedhole [9:12 AM]: GOD HAD OPENED THE VISION OF MY EYES TO SEE HIS WHITE HAND OF GRACE CARESSING OUR SWEET HEAD
Life Forever 08 [9:12 AM]: because they are "hogging" the food?
Life Forever 08 [9:13 AM]: ok
Slippedhole [9:13 AM]: DO U UNDERSTAND?
Life Forever 08 [9:13 AM]: no
Slippedhole [9:14 AM]: OK
Life Forever 08 [9:14 AM]: ok/
Slippedhole [9:14 AM]: THE FAT GLUTONS ARE EATING AS MUCH AS THEY CAN AT BUFFET....GOD HAS PUT ALIMITED AMOUNT OF FOOD ON THE PLANET EARTH...
Life Forever 08 [9:15 AM]: ok
Life Forever 08 [9:15 AM]: later dude
Life Forever 08 is away at 9:15 AM
Slippedhole [9:15 AM]: THE DEVIL IS SETTING OUT TO STARVE CHRISTIANS!
Auto response from Life Forever 08 [9:15 AM]: I am away from my computer right now.
Slippedhole [9:15 AM]: NONONONONONO
Slippedhole [9:15 AM]: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST U
Slippedhole [9:16 AM]: U ARE A TRUE WARRIOR...I AM DESPERATE..
Life Forever 08 returned at 9:16 AM
Life Forever 08 [9:16 AM]: what?

Life Forever 08 [9:16 AM]: hey im me later ok?
Life Forever 08 [9:16 AM]: I promise we'll talk
Life Forever 08 [9:16 AM]: later..
Life Forever 08 is away at 9:16 AM
Slippedhole [9:17 AM]: I WILL IM U! MEANWHILE SPREAD THE WORD OF DEMONIC BUFFET DWELLERS
Auto response from Life Forever 08 [9:17 AM]: I am a away from

 
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10/9/2004 at 17:20

You're fucked up Slippey.

Every one knows that a buffet is a place where people can sample all of the bounty that God has to offer.

The best ones are at tittie bars.

If you want to fight a deadly sin try sloth. Those fuckers are still running wild in the Amazon Basin Book Store.






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10/9/2004 at 17:47

i only like Christian buffet's when the Christians are fresh...no fresh frozen crap.






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10/9/2004 at 17:57

When I lived in OZ a town nearby had a Xtian Bowling Alley and a Xtian Roller Skating Rink.

It was actually a little frightening






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10/9/2004 at 20:12

The last Christian buffet I went to....ughh. I had the squirts for two days.






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10/9/2004 at 20:53

A christian buffet should have all the Jesus-blood-wine you can drink, and also those little wafers...you know, Jeez-its? You'd think our lord and savior could have just a little flavor in his flesh...
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10/9/2004 at 21:25

So is a Christian Buffet as much fun as a Jewish Barbeque?






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10/9/2004 at 21:29

only if they invite some roman lions
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10/9/2004 at 21:38

'god has gifted me w/ vision..of buffet'....oh $lippy, you're such a maroon!






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10/9/2004 at 23:54

WERDZ!!! But he's our moron. Fark doesn't have a Slippey.






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10/10/2004 at 00:27

we had a friend over tonight, we read this aloud......deadly funny..






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10/10/2004 at 02:14

YEAH, PEOPLE DYING OF STARVATION IS FUNNY.

THIS THREAD IS FOR THE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THAT WILL TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY. UNFORTUNATLY, I HAVE NO OTHER MEANS OF COMMUNICATION WHICH CAN REACH A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE. YOU COULD SAY THAT I AM "SPAMMING" A MESSAGE...KNOWLEDGE I HAVE RECEIVED DIRECTLY FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT.

TAKE ON MY PERSPECTIVE, GO DIRECTLY TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET AND LOOK AROUND YOU. SEE THE SICK FEVER OF THE PEOPLE COMUTING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE BUFFET TO THEIR DINNER TABLES. LOOK DEEPLY INTO THE EYES OF THE PATRONS AND WITNESS THE DEMONIC TWINKLE OF HELL WITHIN THEM. THIS IS ALL JUST A SAMPLING OF THE HELLISH ATTACK WAGING AGAINST JESUS' CHILDREN.

OUR FOOD IS SLOWLY DISAPEARING INTO THE ENDLESSLY FED MOUTHS OF DEMONS. THIS IS NOT FOLLY FOR IDIOTS ON SOME STUPID WEBSITE. THIS IS REAL AND WE ARE VICTIMS OF A SECRET WAR.
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10/10/2004 at 02:54

I agree.

And I realized today that the future of the nation of Canada is at stake.

This afternoon I saw a billboard with a frightening message.

"Drink Canada Dry!"

As insidious a demonic plot as I've ever seen!

Gather your army Slippy. Canada must be saved!






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10/10/2004 at 03:43

MORE EXAMPLES OF REACHING OUT TO THE MASSES. I FEEL I AM GAINING HEADWAY...LINKSWARM MEMBERS PAY ATTENTION TO THIS AND SEE HOW CIVILIZED PEOPLE INTERACT!


Lbluntlove7 has entered the room.
Slippedhole: hello
Slippedhole: how are you in god's sweet breathe?
Slippedhole: are you there fellow christian?
Slippedhole: dont be afraid ...technology is god endorsed!
Slippedhole: LOL
Slippedhole: hello?
Slippedhole: what are you waiting for..the parting of the Red Sea? hahahaha
Slippedhole: i can be blunt too...hahaa
Slippedhole: the wheels on the bus go round and round...
Slippedhole: round and round
Lbluntlove7: You got jokes but God loves you inspite of yourself.
Slippedhole: I KNOW GOD LOVES ME...I AM DOING HIS WORK
Lbluntlove7: Hello!
Slippedhole: HELLO, SWEET BROTHER
Slippedhole: HOW IS GO'D HAND ON U TODAY?...PATTING YOUR BACK OR SWATTING YOUR BOTTOM?
Lbluntlove7: How do you feel about John Kerry's stand on abortion?
Slippedhole: I WOULD NEVER STAND ON AN ABORTION...A ABORTION IS A CHILD!
OnlineHost: Bludbawt has entered the room.
Lbluntlove7: AMEN! BROTHER!
Slippedhole: HELLO BLUDAWT!
Bludbawt: hi
Lbluntlove7: Hello
Slippedhole: DO YOU MEN EAT BUFFET?
Slippedhole: ALL U CAN EAT?
Slippedhole: WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THE GLUTONOUS FIENDS CALLED PATRONS OF BUFFET?
Lbluntlove7: ARE YOU talking about the table of the Lord?
Slippedhole: OF COURSE NOT, THAT TABLE IS MADE FOR ONE, BRO.
Bludbawt: <------hasnt been to buffet in years
Slippedhole: I AM TALKING ABOUT BUFFET..LIKE AT SIZZLER.
Bludbawt: table of the Lord sounds good though
Lbluntlove7: GOLDEN CORRAL, YES?
Bludbawt: <--------Subway man
Slippedhole: JESUS WEEPS HIS EYES OUT AS DEMONIC PATRONS OF BUFFET EAT THE LIMITED SUPPLY OF FOOD RESOURCES RIGHTFULLY BELONGING TO CHRISTIANS!
Lbluntlove7: EXPLAIN THAT BROTHER?
Slippedhole: SATAN HAS DESIGNED OBESITY TO VACCUM THE RESOURCES OF EARTH
Lbluntlove7: Is that why America is over weight?
Slippedhole: HE USES OBESE MINIONS TO CONSUME ALL THE FOOD....LEAVING GODS CHILDREN STARVING
Slippedhole: YES YES
Slippedhole: AMERICA SUFFERS FROM DEMONIC OBSESSION WITH FOOD
Lbluntlove7: AS long as we have the word of God, brother we will not starve!
Slippedhole: GOD HATES CHRISTIANS LIKE YOU.
Slippedhole: WILLING TO SIT IDLY BY
Slippedhole: WHILE SECRET WARS WAGE....
Bludbawt: maybe God's children have left the goodies lie on the floor too long. Somebody's bound to pick'em up eventually
Slippedhole: CHILDREN SUFFER
Lbluntlove7: To takle care of our physical needs we must first take care of our spiritual needs.
Slippedhole: SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT GOD WANTS US TO STARVE
Lbluntlove7: Do you brothers have on your armor?
Slippedhole: IS ARMOR SLANG?
Slippedhole: ARE YOU BOTH UNDERSTANDING WHAT I MEAN?
Slippedhole: THIS IS A REAL THREAT.
Slippedhole: I AM SERIOUS
Lbluntlove7: Explain yourself
Bludbawt: maybe when we're done fighting with each other, we can focus on the real enemy
Slippedhole: WHO IS THAT?
Slippedhole: VASUDEVA?
Lbluntlove7: There is no fighting here
Slippedhole: NO FIGHTS JUST LOVING REFUSAL TO BE WRONG!
Lbluntlove7: Just trying to understand one another. God is not the author of confusion.
Slippedhole: RIGHT!...SATAN IS THE TRUE INTERLOPER OF EVIL!
Slippedhole: HE HAS MANY TENTICLES
Lbluntlove7: Slippedhole do you really think that our all powerful God would let us starve?
Lbluntlove7: You're right about that
Slippedhole: NO, BUT SATAN WOULD SET INTO MOTION A PLAN TO STARVE CHRISTIAN...
Lbluntlove7: Who is more powerful God or satan, the created being
Slippedhole: LIKE PORN, GAMBLING, DOG SHOWS, AND TELEVISION...THESE ARE ALL EXAMPLES OF THINGS THAT VICTIMIZE GODS CHILDREN
Slippedhole: GOD LETS EVIL EXIST TO TOY W/ OUR SELF-ESTEEM
Lbluntlove7: So, what can we do to prevent these attrocities of this world?
Slippedhole: MY FOCUS IS ON BUFFET
Slippedhole: I GO TO BUFFET...SIT WITH THE DEMONS...DUMP THEIR FOOD BACK INTO THE BUFFET TRAYS..
Lbluntlove7: God let's evil exist so that you can make a real choice of who it is you will choose to serve.
Slippedhole: EXACTLY, I AM COMPELLED
Slippedhole: ANGELS IN DISGUISE...lol
Lbluntlove7: Antichrist
Slippedhole: I LIKE TO SAY IM PRO-CHRIST...ENOUGH OF THE NEGATIVITY BROTHER.
Lbluntlove7: GODBLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU BROTHER, NO MORE NEGATIVITY.
Slippedhole: HOW MUCH DO U WEIGH?
Lbluntlove7: 180LBS
Slippedhole: THEN YOU ARENT A GLUTON...GOD BLESS YOUR WEIGHT
Lbluntlove7: that DEPENDS ON THE HEIGHT
Lbluntlove7: I'm good at 5'9"
Slippedhole: I AM NOT YOUR JUDGE...GOD SEE'S THE INNER WORKINGS OF YOUR HEART, SWEET BOTHER, o' BROTHER!
Slippedhole: USE YR SKINNY BODY AND EATING DISCRETION TO HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD OF DEMONIC BUFFET THEN , BROTHER!
Slippedhole: CHRITIANS ARE SUFFERING OR WILL SUFFER FROM LACK OF FOOD
Slippedhole: OK?
Slippedhole: HELLO?
Lbluntlove7: I wish you well in your work. I will be praying for you. Remmember you are not fighting this battle alone, God's word says in 1John 4:4 Ye are God little children and have overcome them (Satan and his fallen angels)because greater i
Lbluntlove7: Read john 4:4 brother
Slippedhole: EXCELSIOR, BROTHER..THANK U!
Slippedhole: I WILL HEED YR WARNING AND PUESUE THE ENEMY WITH STEALTH
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10/10/2004 at 09:20

Slippy , the evils of all-you-can-eat ( which are debatable in themselves ) are far out-weighed by the evils of hypocritical christian ministry. The christian doctrine of love thy brother is sadly missing in most christian ministries where any difference in the brothers is discerned.I am sure that the intended meaning of brother in the Book is 'all men ( and women)', not just those people who believe and interpret the message in the Book in tha same way you do.The other thing that is usually forgotten by christians is that the people of the Book includes both the Jews and the followers of Islam ( OK the Jews and Moslems forget that bit as well).
I understand that you are tryingto fight the good fight at a level at which you are comfortable but I think that even you have to agree that you are clutching at straws to make this one float. Believe me when I say that there are better targets out there than this.
I do believe that you are slipping Slippy.






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10/10/2004 at 14:27

I'm starting to suspect that some of us are missing a few bits of vital information about Slippey.

I'm not telling






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10/10/2004 at 14:55

you know that it's better this way...






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10/10/2004 at 14:58

'Vasudeva, the real enemy'.......this is good,good shit....I tip my hats to $lippedhole






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10/10/2004 at 16:08

I guess in my heart I knew who the real enemy was all along






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10/10/2004 at 16:15

On my trip to Villanova yesterday, I saw a kid with a shirt that said "Invade Canada".
I think we should.






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10/10/2004 at 16:44

Invasion of Canada?

Hmmmm Let's see what good stuff do they have they we could rape and pillage?

Beer, snow tires, thousands of miles of permafrost, wheat, fish, baby seals to club, Inuit’s to subvert even more than they already are.... and lets not forget all that really good free medical care...

YEAH... let's do it!






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10/10/2004 at 17:12

Thank you Mr. Hole(or may i call you Slipped?) for this blessing. I have seen my grievous errors. I will no longer be content with shooting abortion doctors. I shall now also sneak into the buffet line to place boogers in the macaroni salad.






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10/11/2004 at 00:20

Christian Buffet - didn't he have a small part in Deep Throat?






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10/11/2004 at 00:44

JESUS
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10/11/2004 at 00:57

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10/11/2004 at 01:10

But, with a chinese buffet, you eat and eat and eat. But then you are hungry again 2 hours later. Soo...how does that count as gluttony if you are still hungry? Doesn't gluttony define eating when you aren't hungry?






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10/11/2004 at 12:28

Yeah, so chineese buffets don't count.

Poor Slippey. He never quite gets things right.






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10/11/2004 at 13:07

You are being banned this time because you admit being banned. If you are banned you cannot post on this forum under any name. You are also being banned this time for registering with a false email address. If you are a Christian as you claim why are you using a false email address?

When I'm re-elected, I will enforce strict accountability for Internet usage. The Freedom to enjoy our great Information Highway comes along with it... uh, it has bringing along to it some Responsibilities, and some of these Responsibilities is Accounting. Accountableness. The power to Account for your actions On-Line, in Internet emails and in the public chatroom.

ONE EMAIL PER CHRISTIAN AMERICAN!

Don't let this happen. Vote Bush 2004.






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10/11/2004 at 13:23

End the Vasudeva textwar! This avatar is taking over his mind( it has to take one over, he doesn't seem to have one of his own)






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10/11/2004 at 14:30

Its sounds like you hate freedom. I would keep quiet if I were you. Wouldn't want to have to liberate you.






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