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10/4/2004 at 14:50
I just visited this site, it's all cryptic and Alice down the rabbit hole-esque.
Does anyone have info on this site?
I signed up to be on the waiting list and got this:
" we have just recieved a request to put this email account
on HELL.COM's waiting list

this is for subscription access
the cost will be 50 dollars for a CD ROM key and 10 dollars per month

the wait is presently 18-22 months
we will send you one email when access is available

if you change your address you will have to reapply to the list
there are no shortcuts

this is the begining of a journey that can take years
nothing will ever be explained
this is not a game
you will never understand.

to verify that you wish to be a guest of HELL.COM
you must REPLY this email back to us exactly as it is.

[only] the email address listed as the *sender*
will be added to the guestlist

if you did not make this application
or
you do not wish to be on this list

DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

your address has already been deleted from our database.

do NOT waste your time adding questions or comments to your

reply

as they will not be seen or appreciated
this process is handled by a robot"
I'M SCARED, HOLD ME DUMBSKULL.








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Don't make me fuk your moustache


SSHOLE

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10/4/2004 at 14:52

Just got this msg:
"you are confirmed on the guestlist

http://hell.com/gateway

we will contact you

when there is something for you to know"







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10/4/2004 at 14:54

Bring me something cool from Hell when you get back.. like a burning skull or something.






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Don't make me fuk your moustache


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10/4/2004 at 14:59

SexNinjaMcDeath: Bring me something cool from Hell when you get back.. like a burning skull or something.


How bout a dark lord bobblehead?






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10/4/2004 at 15:01

Actually, a burning, tortured soul would be even better, because then I could have my own tortured soul, and is there anything cooler than a burning, tortured soul to play with?






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HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying.
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liberal exit


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10/4/2004 at 15:04

i was on about 30 seconds and was penalized $1500

i like Hell.com, like LSD without the flashbacks






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10/4/2004 at 15:07

if you google'Hell.com' it gets weirder






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10/4/2004 at 15:19

ghostrideryyz: i was on about 30 seconds and was penalized $1500

i like Hell.com, like LSD without the flashbacks


You gave em your credit card info?







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10/4/2004 at 15:20

LORDKAHUNA:
ghostrideryyz: i was on about 30 seconds and was penalized $1500

i like Hell.com, like LSD without the flashbacks


You gave em your credit card info?



no, that's the irony






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SSHOLE

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10/4/2004 at 15:51

But you know what? Hell has a lame search function.






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10/4/2004 at 22:08

In a fit of madness I just signed up for a hell.com email address (to add to my sparkling collection of email addresses - 30+ domains and growing).

After paying money and offering a selection of names you would like then you get Someone will contact you and that's it.

I'll let you know when I get contacted.






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10/4/2004 at 23:15

Man O man... Ole sponge Bob Sqare Pants is a super cool computer dude.

HE PAID FOR AN EMAIL ADDRESS... WOW!






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10/4/2004 at 23:24

It's only $25 - that's about an hour's work. I want to see what they offer in their stealth mode - if it's crap then I won't bother using it any more.






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10/5/2004 at 11:33

Back a few years ago hell.com was free and it's basically just a bunch of online exhibits.

as for the search feature http://hell.com/JUMP/x.html that's how you access the exhibits - they email you a code to enter and when you type the right answer then you get through






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10/6/2004 at 13:46

In case you hadn't guessed - the email isn't worth it, nor is the access to hell.com.

It's not bad webmail - but GMail is better. No noticeable Stealth features that I could find - other than the background is black.

And hell.com is some arty flash that would have stood out a few years ago but is now nothing special.






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