LinkSwarm Forums Index > Serious Shit > EXCUSES LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < CHRISTIAN BUFFET CHAT         <<      1    2    3     >> Everything\'s bigger > New Topic  Post Reply EXCUSES         3061 reads LuckyLuciano SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline 10/3/2004 at 16:52 And you dont even have to say it was you who raped your sister. Its win-win. ____________________ Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/3/2004 at 17:00 It's not rape if she consented Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/4/2004 at 14:52 Update: he called me this morning and left a message. Called him back, "Where were you Saturday?" "Coach I didn't want to have to leave you a message cuz it's kind of embarassing, but I was sick and had really bad diarrhea all morning." "No, if you're sick, you should leave a message with the office..." FUCK "...I'll call you before practice, but you've put me in a bad position about this and I have to do something about it." "Ok. Bye." Well I went for the easiest excuse...not buying what I'm selling. I'm fucked. Direct URL ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 10/4/2004 at 15:09 ____________________ Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/4/2004 at 17:39 Update #2: Suspended for a week. So I have to practice on my own this week, and next week is break...I'll be on my own for two weeks, and then I guess I just come back. WTF. Oh well, not too big a deal I guess; I was worried he would just unceremoniously kick me off. FUCK YOU GOO BOY I AM THAT STUPID Direct URL ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 10/4/2004 at 19:48 A suspension's not bad--but it sucks being out of commission and having to practice on your own. It was probably a smart move not to tell too elaborate a tale, because you'd be really fuked if it all unravelled. Keep up with the drinking and sex stuff! ____________________ Direct URL government_death_robot DARTH MENSES Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline 10/5/2004 at 22:28 C'mon... Nobody's gonna believe you got the poopypants! Always shoot for the most radical/incurable disease(s) you can think of! "Coach, I couldn't come in Saturday because I have a Buruli Ulcer!" "Ah, shit, Coach! I was going to come, but I caught a sudden case of fetal alcohol syndrome." ____________________ bwned. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/6/2004 at 00:02 Just wondering... what sporty sport are you fagging around at nocal? ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/6/2004 at 00:25 Well Skull I know that telling you this will end in you calling me a fag, but I run track. I'm not good enough to be on our D1 team basically; I'm a walk-on. I try hard usually though...unless the other option is getting drunk and having the sex with the women. Then I'm not quite so dedicated. Direct URL mundhra dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLE Posts: 1665 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline 10/6/2004 at 01:09 I try hard usually though...unless the other option is getting drunk and having the sex with the women. Then I'm not quite so dedicated. nocal, i salute you. hey, at least you aren't grappling with other sweaty dudes. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/6/2004 at 01:37 ^ Funny story! We don't have a wrestling team here...but apparently we did, once. But after a big scandal, the likes of which was documented by the Rotten Library, they got rid of all facilities, references to the team, and re-named the duPont Arena. Weird shit that they do not tell students about at orientation. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/6/2004 at 01:44 Hey, some of my best pals at school run cross country... and they are NOT fags either! Keep working at it and stop hurdling those Friday night whores. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/6/2004 at 18:16 The new, kinder gentler Skull...not even taking the easy shot and calling me a track fag. I'm almost speechless Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/7/2004 at 20:02 I have a bit of a cold so I am a little off my mark these past few days. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL azron123 I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLE Posts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline 10/7/2004 at 20:08 nocal: The new, kinder gentler Skull...not even taking the easy shot and calling me a track fag. I'm almost speechless I'll call you a fag for useing the peupty peupty pantys excuse. Fag! You had dozens of great ideas and you chickened out. [Edited on 10/7/2004 by azron123] ____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1143 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 10/7/2004 at 20:40 LOOK AT ME! I'M A CROSS COUNTRY FAG! ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/7/2004 at 22:35 Track fag... hey nocal are you a POLE VAULTER on and off the track? ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline 10/7/2004 at 23:18 HAY GUYS LET'S MAKE EUPHEMISMS!!!!1 ____________________ HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. Direct URL azron123 I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLE Posts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline 10/7/2004 at 23:32 SexNinjaMcDeath: HAY GUYS LET'S MAKE EUPHEMISMS!!!!1 Good idea Turtle tugger. ____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/7/2004 at 23:49 I FUK WOMAN AND EAT STAKE LETS WATCH STRAIGHT MAN SPORT CALLED FOOTBALLS Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/8/2004 at 00:38 Would that be tube steak you like to gobble nocal? ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL azron123 I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLE Posts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline 10/8/2004 at 00:40 Dumbskull: Would that be tube steak you like to gobble nocal? Ouch! That's cold! ____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/8/2004 at 00:57 nocal likes to watchs the BALLS dangle in football. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline 10/8/2004 at 01:11 god, I hate you cunts. ____________________ HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. Direct URL azron123 I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLE Posts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline 10/8/2004 at 01:29 SexNinjaMcDeath: god, I hate you cunts. I thought we were doing euphemisms. ____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 10/8/2004 at 03:20 Ninja has his little peanuts all twisted up right now with tingling excitement from gazing with hunger and longing at cubes rod for the last couple of hours. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL dent Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLE Posts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline 11/18/2004 at 00:09 The best excuse, for you: "My father and I were fucking like wild banshee's last night. At the very end of our father/son lovemaking he jumped up because he thought he heard mom coming and shot a fat nutnogger right into my god damn eye. I hate when dad does that! To my suprise, I jumped up, and elbowed him in the mustache. He went to grab his face and accidently pushed me off the bed, which made me hit the ashtray on the way down. The lit ciggarette that sat unsmoked hit the carpet and began to light a small fire while we both churned in pain. I smelled something burning, so I got up and stepped directly into the fire, which burned my foot. I began to hop on my other foot until I lost balance and fell dick first into my fathers eye. You see, I was at the hosptial all night last night because I poked my fathers eye out with my dick, burned my foot and got an eye infection." The End. ____________________ "You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe" - Vasudeva Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 11/18/2004 at 00:17 you're about a month and a half too late. don't let that stop you from streching your HOMO-SEX imagination ____________________ LSD? Heck no, those were Opal Thompson's dinner rolls. Direct URL Crackalackin SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 387 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline 11/18/2004 at 00:55 ghostrideryyz: you're about a month and a half too late. don't let that stop you from streching your HOMO-SEX imagination Yeah, what's your excuse for being so late, man? Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 11/18/2004 at 03:39 None of the gang bangers here would have ever come up with “that” as an excuse. And we are some very sick and twisted peoples.... daddies fucking... sons is vile and just fucking disgusting. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL < CHRISTIAN BUFFET CHAT         <<      1    2    3     >> Everything\'s bigger > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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