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HOBO
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8/9/2004 at 20:22 |
Hello, my name is Hobo and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are you?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sexless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/9/2004 at 20:55  |
When I was working in Bahston I had a co-worker who forwarded that craping shit around all the damn time. Everyone got her “Pray for the very sick child” chain emails, and “You are a special friend” garbage with a jpg of a rose attached. Something was supposed to happen to the rose, but only if the message was forwarded to at least a dozen people, and “Get free deals from Gap, Victoria Secret and Limited; must sent to 25 people in order to get the coupons.”
She also believed every damn urban legend she came across on the internet and would send out warnings about bizarre computer viruses that could crash hard drives and miraculously still be able to mutate and send copies of themselves out to everyone on the email list after the death of the hard drive had taken place.
I asked her nicely several times to please take me off her list and for a few weeks I was spam and chain mail free. Then there would be the bullshit message that had to be sent to everyone… something that everyone had to see, and she would include me on the list and the shit would start all over again.
My roommate had some sort of software program used for mass mailings for his band info, so he hooked me up. I blew up her email box with about 1000 plus emails with the subject:
I HATE CHAIN MAIL!
I never heard from her again.... other than to call me a bitch for the 1000 plus emails!
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/9/2004 at 22:22 |
Subject:Re: [linkswarm] Top Five Daily Twinks
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InfectionConnection
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 94 Registered: 9/24/2003 Offline
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8/10/2004 at 01:52 |
everytime i get these (and it has since declined) I respond to everyone with the appropriate snopes link. Eventually, the sender realizes I am calling them an idiot to all their friends. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/10/2004 at 02:46  |
What's a TWINK?
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