Sickboy65
Tender vittles  Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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7/20/2004 at 07:36 |
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 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... I was a manager of a Taco Bell and I was dating this girl that worked there. One night it was just me and her working, and we started fooling around. Next thing I know we're in the cooler going at it. I turned the drive thru sign off and shut out the lights...forgot to shut the drive thru window though. Anyways one of her friends came up to see her and she worked there to, so she knew there was no reason for the restaurant to be closed. She decides to climb through the drive-thru and see what the hell is going on, I guess she heard us in the cooler cause the door was open and walked back there...she was all bitching about how she thought we had been robbed or some shit like that and I'm standing there with my dick hanging out telling her to chill the fuck out. It was fucking hilarious in retrospect.
[Edited on 20/7/2004 by Sickboy65]
[Edited on 20/7/2004 by Sickboy65]
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3   SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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7/20/2004 at 12:15 |
Taco Bell ...Next thing I know we're in the cooler going at it.
"have some of my special sauce, you dirty fuking slut...what's that? uh, no it's usually bigger but it's very cold in here  "
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/20/2004 at 16:42 |
WTF? You are fucking in the food and you have the nerve to come and brag about it you skank whore? Back in the corner and go beat your monkey and think about what you have done. |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 00:15 |
Jes monkeying around
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 06:26 |
Ya'll are some hairy bastards! |
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Sickboy65
Tender vittles Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 10:14 |
fuck yeah Im bragging about it, I came in someones fucking totmatoes. Yeah Im a sick fuck.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 13:24 |
No one who works at Taco Bell is kool enough to get pussy.
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Sickboy65
Tender vittles Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 14:08 |
lol yeah someone using the name Clavis_Apocalypticae
is going to be the judge of what's cool.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 14:22 |
BITCH FIGHT!!!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4529 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 14:40 |
Anyone who has ever worked in food service shouldn't be surprised by such hijinks in the least.
I've had several crappy restaurant/delivery jobs in my day and I've seen the usual floor-food getting served out of sheer laziness.
That's nothing unusual.
Some bitch pissed me off once when I delivered her a pizza -- she said I forgot her yummy breadsticks and insisted I retrieve them.
Makes absolute sense so far, right? Only she already had the pizza in her hand and refused to give it back OR pay me, so I had to take it on faith that this cunt, who had already proved snotty, would do the right thing and save me from paying for the damn thing myself when I got back with the breadsticks and she chose not to answer the door. There's a nice and constructive way to handle complaints and she didn't choose it.
So I went back and got her yummy breadsticks, and in the 10-minute ride back I opened myself to the forces of karma. I got my tongue good and lathery with mucus, opened her precious little breadstick pouch, and tongue-fuked her breadsticks for all I was worth. I smiled as I handed them to her. Even when she didn't tip me. I hope she enjoyed them.
There was another time I was working under the table at a shitty local convenience store fending off a daily horde of rednecks who would spend 80 bucks on scratch-off tickets and sit there sipping the shit-ass coffee while playing their little dead-end lottery games on the counter and turn any winners in for more tickets. (In four months, no one ever won more than $5, which didn't discourage these types.) So one night when my teen angst was at its zenith I took the coffee pot full of "fresh" burned crappy convenience-store coffee to the back of the store and squirted a good yard or so of piss into it.
The good news? Unless someone has hep or HIV and bodily-fluids directly into your shit, you're going to be fine. You've been eating tainted food all your American fast-food life. You've also probably eaten your weight in bugs/rat-parts/feces/pig-hooves/larva etc, because the FDA has set acceptable limits per batch for these things, and they're NOT zero.
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Sickboy65
Tender vittles Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 14:45 |
lmao you tongue fucked her breadsticks?!! That's why you don't fuck with people in the fastfood industry.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 15:55 |
Sickboy65: lol yeah someone using the name Clavis_Apocalypticae
is going to be the judge of what's cool.
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Yer mom's ass is the judge of what's kool.
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Sickboy65
Tender vittles Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 19:45 |
Mom's ass says you are not cool
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/21/2004 at 19:53 |
Stop or I shoot teh fukin cat
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Sickboy65
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7/21/2004 at 22:18 |
shoot! shoot! make sure you get an mpeg of the shot though
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Asshole
Tender vittles  Posts: 23 Registered: 3/2/2004 Offline
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7/22/2004 at 00:02 |
That's NOTHING compared to what I did, I was a manager of a Taco Bell and I was dating this girl that worked there. One night it was just me and her working, and we started fooling around. Next thing I know we're in the cooler going at it. I turned the drive thru sign off and shut out the lights...forgot to shut the drive thru window though. Anyways one of her friends came up to see her and she worked there to, so she knew there was no reason for the restaurant to be closed. She decides to climb through the drive-thru and see what the hell is going on, I guess she heard us in the cooler cause the door was open and walked back there...she was all bitching about how she thought we had been robbed or some shit like that and I'm standing there with my dick hanging out telling her to chill the fuck out. It was fucking hilarious in retrospect. Your story doesn't even come close.
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SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 68 Registered: 3/16/2004 Offline
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7/22/2004 at 00:31 |
I'm so scared. |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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7/22/2004 at 00:45 |
Someone hold me. |
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Asshole
Tender vittles Posts: 23 Registered: 3/2/2004 Offline
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7/22/2004 at 00:49 |
What the hell do italics indicate, anyway?
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7/22/2004 at 01:19 |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4529 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/22/2004 at 01:48 |
I have lost all faith in this thread -- in precisely the same way your mother loses all faith in pants on All Saints' Day.
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 490 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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7/22/2004 at 02:42 |
you should disable the use of the "![]() " tag. That'd be great, yo
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JoeCc
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 61 Registered: 9/2/2004 Offline
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9/3/2004 at 12:19 |
I was a manager of a Taco Bell and I was dating this girl that worked there. One night it was just me and her working, and we started fooling around. Next thing I know we're in the cooler going at it. I turned the drive thru sign off and shut out the lights...forgot to shut the drive thru window though. Anyways one of her friends came up to see her and she worked there to, so she knew there was no reason for the restaurant to be closed. She decides to climb through the drive-thru and see what the hell is going on, I guess she heard us in the cooler cause the door was open and walked back there...she was all bitching about how she thought we had been robbed or some shit like that and I'm standing there with my dick hanging out telling her to chill the fuck out. It was fucking hilarious in retrospect.
[Edited on 20/7/2004 by Sickboy65]
[Edited on 20/7/2004 by Sickboy65] im never eating at taco bell again
[Edited on 3/9/2004 by JoeCc]
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JoeCc
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 61 Registered: 9/2/2004 Offline
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9/3/2004 at 12:42 |
page 2?
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Sickboy65
Tender vittles Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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9/3/2004 at 16:56 |
your avatar is frightening
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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9/4/2004 at 03:12 |
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government_death_robot
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9/4/2004 at 07:41 |
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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9/5/2004 at 02:23 |
I would say that you have ruined Taco Bell for me for life. But, frankly, I'll take my chances and keep eating there.
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Sickboy65
Tender vittles Posts: 25 Registered: 7/10/2004 Offline
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9/5/2004 at 04:05 |
that's good, that was years ago..I keep my sperm in the bedroom now
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JoeCc
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9/7/2004 at 12:44 |
I would say that you have ruined Taco Bell for me for life. But, frankly, I'll take my chances and keep eating there. hey you took my post nub there for you dont get my vote
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