Dumbskull
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6/16/2004 at 20:44  |
Remember these are teenage girls...while they are at least 18, they are obviously mentally about the age of 12, hitting on one or both is only going to make them keep coming back for more attention!
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1516 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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6/16/2004 at 20:44 |
Oh, I'm sure he'd touch 'em with your dick, Dumbskull.
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Dumbskull
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6/16/2004 at 20:45 |
I thought you were MY DICK!
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SexNinja
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6/16/2004 at 20:47 |
No, I've got no cheese. |
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Dumbskull
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6/16/2004 at 20:48 |
No Cheese? Damn sooooo close!
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straydog1980
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6/16/2004 at 20:54 |
i don't think I could bring myself to hit on those girls, even if they had big juicy ribeyes roped around their neck (although that would be tempting)
Lately I've been leaving every time they come over and going to my buddy's house. That is starting to get old though, and I certainly don't want to transfer their annoyance to me into my annoyance to my buddy, ya dig?
If they're over there tonight, I'll probably just wig out and start speaking in tongues. We'll see what happens.
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Dumbskull
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6/16/2004 at 20:57 |
You could always go home and pop in some old and raunchy rock and roll REAL LOUD, something they are sure to hate.
[Edited on 16/6/2004 by Dumbskull]
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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6/16/2004 at 21:02 |
keep in mind that your pal barchiepants is a "fat hairy naked old man" and he'd hit just about anything.
..for the right price.
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straydog1980
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6/16/2004 at 21:48 |
that's it. 'we built this city' by Starship at 100 decibels should do the trick...heh...
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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6/16/2004 at 21:54 |
straydog1980: that's it. 'we built this city' by Starship at 100 decibels should do the trick...heh...
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If you want to get rid of fat chicks play Fat Bottom Girls by Queen very loud.
And hum it every time they come into the room
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straydog1980
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6/16/2004 at 23:41 |
azron123: If you want to get rid of fat chicks play Fat Bottom Girls by Queen very loud.
And hum it every time they come into the room
:twiddles fingers maniacally:
excellent
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Dumbskull
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6/17/2004 at 01:11 |
If that does not work... then we will have to put our empty heads together to think of something nasty.
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catiff
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6/17/2004 at 06:51 |
Shiest man. I'd just pull out the bong, light it up and tell them either hit it or hit the road. Then chew the wife a new one for bringing them over in the first place. |
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straydog1980
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6/17/2004 at 13:00 |
well, I opted to spread dissension in the ranks.
Only one of them came over last night, and we had rented that movie '50 first dates'. I figure, funny movie = time for bong. Luckily, by the time I pulled the pipe out, I had already fed the girl a few drinks, so at 18 she was sooooooooooo trashed, OMG!! teeheehee
Anyway, I convinced her that she should smoke some pot. BUA HA HA HA. My nefarious plan is coming to fruition!
I got her to take a few hits off the old pipe, remember these girls are straight edge and to them pot heads = teh losers.
Hehee...she freaked out, OMG what is this going to do to me? Am I going to get sick, OMG i'm freaking out! (enter the first time guilty smokers crack out and subsequent call and confession to her bitch friend). Her friend reamed her out for smoking and she ended up leaving my house in tears. BIYATCH.
that's right, mission accomplished, at least for a few days.
:sigh:
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6/17/2004 at 13:08 |
Nice work!
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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6/17/2004 at 13:23 |
Good job man....hopefully it worked out well for you. If not just keep trying to push your drugs on them, and hopefully, they'll fuck off and leave you alone.
MUD
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barch97
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6/17/2004 at 13:57 |
so, um... no fat chick sex0rin' for teh barch?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/17/2004 at 14:39 |
straydog1980: Hehee...she freaked out, OMG what is this going to do to me? Am I going to get sick, OMG i'm freaking out! (enter the first time guilty smokers crack out and subsequent call and confession to her bitch friend). Her friend reamed her out for smoking and she ended up leaving my house in tears. BIYATCH. Nicely done! You made your point, and by adhering to your principles.
If it doesn't work, at least you have some uptight straight-edgers questioning their commitment to sparklemotion.
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Dumbskull
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6/18/2004 at 21:07 |
Okay, I have to say you accomplished the task at hand and the lard ass left screaming in distress. Just remember never be alone with those two in the house, PERIOD. If they come over and the wife is not home, then you say you are leaving and ask them to leave as well since you are locking up the house. Then you pull out the bong and HIT IT…and kick back and enjoy some time in your castle! I do not trust an 18 year old female as far as I can spit one. Lying sacks of shit as they are and fat at the same time, they are a total waste of skin.
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