tartpumper
Tender vittles  Posts: 26 Registered: 1/20/2004 Offline
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2/25/2004 at 13:36 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... I have a friend who has an eerie foot fetish which completely amazes me. I cant stand feet and the thought of someones scabby feet on my face makes my dick retract inside my body.
So whats your best part of a ladies body? The bum? Legs? Her eyes? Her elbow? Her moustache?
(NB: If your a girl you can vote as well coz we all know, ALL girls are really bisexual)
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cthulu
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 10/28/2003 Offline
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2/25/2004 at 23:00  |
oh yeah im all for a nice ass! but the neck also does it for me |
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flyingspoonpli
Tender vittles  Posts: 5 Registered: 2/25/2004 Offline
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2/25/2004 at 23:19 |
ears, eyes, and kneecaps:D |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling   SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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2/25/2004 at 23:57 |
"Too true my friend, too true. ALL womens secretly want to go down on each other. I'm sure MOMAD can confirm this for me."
No can do, my friend.
I shall say, as I have many times before, the following:
I have absolutely zero desire to be sexually intimate with a woman in any way. I'm totally serious. It does absoluetly nothing for me. I know this breaks a lot of your penixes - er, hearts - and most will flat out refuse to believe it, but it's true. I'm sorry. I am a flaming heterosexual. I understand the male attraction to girl-on-girl. I guess I have to understand it, since it's all around me. I even recently asked my boyfriend what he would do if I told him I was having an affair with a woman. He said his replies would be 1) Prove it, PLEASE prove it, and 2) Can I get in on that?. I figure that's pretty standard. I had to break it to him that the possibility was nill, but his reaction was amusing nonetheless.
Though MOST men would react this way or similar, there are exceptions. Vasudeva is a good example - I'll let him add his own two cents on this if he wishes but in a nutshell, he would say that cheating is cheating and it doesn't matter what gender the person you cheat with is. Understandable and agreeable. However, the majority of male brain functions don't center around fidelity, they center around their cocks.
As I said, I understand that men enjoy female homosexuality (as long as the females are attractive, that is) and that it's just the nature of the beast, although therein lies a complete double-standard that is fundamentally ignorant: Women are allowed - no, EXPECTED - to be perfectly fine with being bisexual, even if they insist they are not interested, to the point that they will be called liars if they don't adhere to that expectation. Men, however, can be as homophobic as they want and no one tells them they're "fooling themselves" by being strictly heterosexual, as if they don't actually know what their own actual desires and attractions are (the way women like me are treated). However, it happens that men can get away with all this because most women don't find anything sexy about seeing two men together. I find the best way to explain it is this: A man sees two women together and it does not diminish any of the feminity they exude. A woman sees two men together and *BAM*! ZERO masculinity. Not a turn on in the least; actually a major turn OFF. Sure, some chicks may disagree with me, but they'd be just plain freaky.
So enjoy your love of homo babes all you want, just don't expect me personally to cater to it. And to answer your question tartpumper (hehe, tartpumper), if you ask me, the best part of a woman is her mouth, when she shuts it the fuck up. Especially my roommate's. Goddamn that shit is annoying.
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flyingspoonpli
Tender vittles Posts: 5 Registered: 2/25/2004 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 00:11 |
unlike most other guys i know, i dont enjoy girl on girl action, but i think its partially because there isnt much real penetration maybe |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1620 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 06:49 |
wow, look at that! the lady doth protest too much, methinks. |
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 12:16 |
I'd have to say the ass....but more importantly, the hole.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 13:18 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: I'd have to say the ass....but more importantly, the hole.
MUD
That's why you're such a big donut fan. They look like sugar coated assholes.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 14:44 |
Actually, I like the cream filled kind...
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 15:20 |
MOMAD: No can do, my friend.
I shall say, as I have many times before, the following: Ditto. I can't wait til this retarded trend is no longer in the limelight. Everyone's so excited to be exploring female gayness. It's a fuking product now, used in jingles for tv-show ads and employed by insecure females to get attention at parties.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 17:16 |
I watched a video clip not too long ago that I had first seen a very long time ago. it involved a woman giving oral pleasure to a horse. and the horse completing in the woman's mouth. then the woman gagging on horse cum.
the first time I saw this clip I was shocked. I was amazed. I was impressed. then I moved on to something else.
when I saw it this more recent time I gave it a little more thought. what would motivate a woman to perform such and act? right off the bat... money. maybe she's got 4 kids and she's been feeding them ketchup for weeks and saw an opportunity to make a few bucks. but, there's gotta be other methods of earning a meal for your kids that are less degrading and repulsive. maybe she had some freak fetish and she didn't feel degraded or repulsed... or maybe feeling that way is her fetish. Maybe she was given a choice between sucking this horse to completion on film or... well, god knows what the other choice could have been. I really can't imagine anything that would inspire me to say "oh god no... I'll suck a horse before I'll do that."
FAR more likely in my opinion, the reason for this woman sucking this horse to completion and gagging on it's ejaculate and knowingly being filmed doing it is that a man asked her to. women will do extraordinary things to please a man. women change themselves in ways that men can hardly imagine. women will abandon their entire personality and assume the identity that a man requests. I have never personally witnessed this theory in action to the extent that was demonstrated by the video clip but, I believe it to be possible.
this is why men assume that all women are at the very least bi-curious. and, you may insist that the mere thought of touching another same-sex partner in a sexual way is impossible and you would never do it but, the possibility remains. you may not want it. you may not desire it. you may not pursue it. but, when the right guy comes along... and asks you in the right way... it'll happen.
don't get me wrong here. I am certainly not suggesting that this is right or even acceptable or tolerable. and I would hope that most men would not take advantage of a woman's insecurity or instinct in this way but, I've seen it happen to women that I never would have thought would do such things for something as easily replaced as a man.
[Edited on 2/26/2004 by barch97]
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 18:12 |
The whole beastiality scene is getting pretty popular. It grosses me right the fuck out but a lot of people are really into it. There are adult groups on yahoo with thousands of members dedicated to this disgusting kink. I had thought that coprophilia was about as low as people could go but once again I've been shown that there is no lower limit on human dumbness.
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 18:31 |
Well, its all based on the eye of the beholder.
As far as lesbolicious lovin, I personally don't mind it as kinda a starter or small part to sex. But, theres not really that much action in there, so I get bored with it after a while.
And animal sex is entirely different. I mean, its a whole different field of play. People have strong emotions about it because they have decided to spend their life and passion with an animal rather than a person(even though we are really all animals). Its definetly different than human sex, but I dont think you should call it gross or anything because its really just based on the choice that person has made.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 19:46 |
Whoa. Social philosophy from Barch. Fuked up, y0.
Animal sex is way better than shit-eating. At least it's a live warm pack of muscle you're fuking. Shades of grey away from fuking another human.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 19:50 |
What do you guys think is more repulsive...beastiality, or, coprophilia? and how many of you actually enjoy one or the other or both at the same time.
I've seen some pretty fucked up shit, but one thing that I have yet to see is both fetishes together.....you know, have a girl sucking off a horse, while her girlfriend fists the horses ass, and pulls out a handfull of steamy horse manure, then procedes to rub it all over her body, and all over the girl sucking the horse cock...
MUD
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 19:56 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: What do you guys think is more repulsive...beastiality, or, coprophilia? aren't they the same thing? fucking "beasts" or fucking "pigs"? what's the difference really?
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 20:04 |
I thought coprophilia, was the love of SHIT!!!
isn't it???
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 20:24 |
cop... pig... ha ha ha :eyeroll:
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 20:33 |
You fucker...I thought you were serious......
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 20:43 |
Guys in my dorm used to watch all sorts of porn and I glimpsed some shocking stuff, like a horse thing which is likely the same one in question here, though I thankfully did not watch it long enough to see the "completion" part. On a separate occasion there were other girls in the room as well and when a scene with one chick holding a small terrier down on its back while another chick sucked on its little cocktail weiner, one of the girls goes "OMG, that poor little dog!" Hahahahahaha. I guess it was rape and animal abuse or something but that's sure not the first concern most people would have, I'd suspect. I was thinking more along the lines of "dear god, some humans are just a mass of disgusting shit."
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 21:23 |
MOMAD: Guys in my dorm used to watch all sorts of porn and I glimpsed some shocking stuff, like a horse thing which is likely the same one in question here, though I thankfully did not watch it long enough to see the "completion" part. of course... and if it wasn't the same clip it was likely at the same farm and definitely the same woman. there's very little chance that there are 2(TWO!) women that would do that. coulda been a different horse though. in which case you really missed out. 'Cause this horse was REALLY hot.
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 22:28 |
I think that the animals(at least the male animals) would enjoy having sex and being sucked by female humans.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 198 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 22:42 |
Maybe the animals are freaky human fetishists, cast out by their respective animal communities. Poor doggies and horsies.
Anyways...friends of mine in college had a tape called "Barnyard Frenzy", which was a crazy collection of horse, dog, and snake fucking. Quite disturbing. |
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tartpumper
Tender vittles Posts: 26 Registered: 1/20/2004 Offline
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3/5/2004 at 11:48 |
Isnt it strange how these threads seem to veer wildly off the subject? |
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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3/5/2004 at 12:12 |
tartpumper: Isnt it strange how these threads seem to veer wildly off the subject? You're crazy... this one's right on target. I think we all were just about to agree that "vulnerability" is our favorite part.
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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3/5/2004 at 18:43 |
This forum has an almost unimaginable focus...... well once the bisexual crap was out of the way
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HOBO
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3/5/2004 at 19:31 |
Who wants Ice Cream?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/5/2004 at 21:30 |
I DO I DO
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