tank
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 113 Registered: 4/4/2002 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 05:01  |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post...  I bet Vas wouldn't piss in the sink if he had her to come home to.
[Edited on 19/2/2004 by tank]
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fastlane
Zombie scream style   SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 05:23 |
MY EYES!! I am plucking them out as ispeak.
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 08:19 |
I think I can see where the discount sex change Dr. left a little too much. |
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 12:21 |
I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 13:45 |
Those a fake boobs. When women bulk up like that their tits dissapear. It's an even money bet that that's a guy. Or at least used to be.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 14:07 |
barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 14:17 |
Yeah, I'd hit it too. Right between its deceptively human-looking eyes. With a 2x4. And then run like hell and hack into the mainframe running the alien mother ship and shut down all their brains.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 15:17 |
I told you once TANK, and I'm not gonna repeat myself...I sold you those pictures of my mom, thinking you were gonna use them for your own sick fun...Now I come to work, and see her naked body staring back at me...YOU FUCK....STOP SHARING MY MOMS PICS.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 15:43 |
It looks a little like Keaneau Reeves with a boob job
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 16:15 |
Shit, shes got more muscles than me, and I play college football.
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tartpumper
Tender vittles  Posts: 26 Registered: 1/20/2004 Offline
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2/19/2004 at 16:34 |
Men wish they had muscles like it, women wish they had tits like it. I bet bisexuals love him/her |
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 15:24 |
....Fembot ver. 2.0, comming soon in the next Austin Powers
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 16:46 |
barch97: barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 17:21 |
What the fuck is up with you quotling yourself...You're not THAT important...
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 17:22 |
MUD: What the fuck is up with you quotling yourself...You're not THAT important...
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 17:22 |
Man that was fun...I see your point, nevermind that last comment.....long live barch
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 17:23 |
MUD: Man that was fun...I see your point, nevermind that last comment.....long live barch
hee hee hee
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1113 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 19:44 |
Mud you disgust me in a dead mans bile kinda way
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 20:22 |
Great! Now Mud has a way to meak every pointless post count as 3 or 4. He can really pump his numbers up. Shit! Are all Canadians competitive about such stupid shit?
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 20:34 |
barch97: barch97: barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS. SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 21:21 |
ok barch, now, is she-ra here in the pic hotter than the mrs's, or is the mrs's hotter than her? Or is it the fact that you basically have no standards and youre willing to take the chance of getting your penis chopped off by the muscles in her vagina?
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 23:53 |
barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS. SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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2/21/2004 at 00:51 |
haha, ok nuff said, i get your point!
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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2/21/2004 at 19:55 |
This thread is appropriately as terrible as its subject matter. Furthermore, azron, I find it really funny that you thought we wouldn't know those boobs were fake. If anyone did NOT know that immediately, I suggest you propose to and marry this she-male thing asap, since you'll obviously never do any better. Sorry, this picture just made me really angry. NO love for the she-male. NONE.
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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2/21/2004 at 21:12 |
Well, shes not hot in the super model sort of way, but I really wish I had leg muscles like hers. Or at least as defined as hers.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/21/2004 at 21:34 |
MOMAD: This thread is appropriately as terrible as its subject matter. Furthermore, azron, I find it really funny that you thought we wouldn't know those boobs were fake. If anyone did NOT know that immediately, I suggest you propose to and marry this she-male thing asap, since you'll obviously never do any better. Sorry, this picture just made me really angry. NO love for the she-male. NONE.
Sorry but you always knew we were all foolish.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/22/2004 at 14:50 |
barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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3/9/2004 at 20:31 |
barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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3/9/2004 at 20:54 |
So Barch, do you think you might do her?
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3/9/2004 at 20:58 |
barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: barch97: I'd hit it :thumbsup:
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