vasudeva
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2/10/2004 at 13:29 |
I think we should have a forum thread wherein we can post our best spam. Henceforth, this is it.
Subject: fat ass, u r in danger gambado
Subject: she wanted more, she stuck a finger in her ass
Subject: imagine immature foothill grub
Subject: no one will love u if u r fat illegally surrealism
Subject: myron breeches midpoint refusal
Subject: cabbage
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1099 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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2/10/2004 at 17:28 |
Subject: (none)
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tartpumper
Tender vittles  Posts: 26 Registered: 1/20/2004 Offline
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2/11/2004 at 10:56 |
Subject: Nice Dogg1e
Subject: RE:RE: You didnt reply footsie
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DrCube
Shit Machine  SSHOLEPosts: 129 Registered: 2/6/2004 Offline
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2/11/2004 at 12:54  |
Subject: [Linkswarm] Your Top 5 Links
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vasudeva
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2/11/2004 at 13:16 |
DrCube: Subject: [Linkswarm] Your Top 5 Links Haha, you fuk.
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vasudeva
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2/11/2004 at 13:30 |
Subject: 'What else can I do? Surely you see that?You must agree?It's a thing I can't possibly shirk.' Alone with nine dead bodies . . . .
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vasudeva
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2/20/2004 at 15:15 |
pencil dick? nope... "Date Number"1217349
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 20:31 |
Subject: hello, buy valium suuumodwigccudhiobbdspqxi
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4297 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/20/2004 at 21:37 |
Subject: fat pig, plz keep fit damselfish fukuoka grandam
Body: polo courtierly puffer smallmouth ceratosaur auricle interstice remanet
fryingpan followers soiliness , hazel wrongdoer orizaba forcefully
seraglio buggery . dropkick tasty desume slagheap steerable wrecked
matteuccia gazania directive myadestes bellyflop indra velis wanting .
poles diving solo spinach gantlet lacrimal smiledon pseudoryx .
tuberaceae diffuser dehort splotch cascade wristwatch subdivided phoebus
. rivina rockfish moneys exhilarate suspendens ducks adoption likin
untraveled sonic deev ' gazebo primaeval sachet wolffia , peperomia
covet estrange milch orissa giova sojourn burgundy ` desecrated
cloudlike natus shrewish sprinkle expletive boats damnable cygne
unadorned octuple annexion intolerant absonous . soterial lindera
seriously .
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4297 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/23/2004 at 13:38 |
For those of us who like consuming mail-order fly-by-night pharmaceuticals. Oddly, it seems that most spammers only fuk on the weekends.
Fabuklous!
I took the only one pijll of Cialgs and that was
such a GREAT weekend!
All the girls at the party were just punch-drungk
with my potentiagl
I have fgcked all of them THREE times but my dgck
WAS able to do some more!
Cgalis - it`s COOL!!! The best weekend stuff I've
ever trgied!
Haven`t you tgried yet?
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/23/2004 at 14:56 |
It is easier to exemplify values than teach them.
What is done to children, they will do to society.
Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
He who is enamored of himself will at least have the advantage of being inconvenienced by few rivals.
A concept is stronger than a fact.
To know the will of God is the greatest knowledge! To do the will of God is the greatest achievement.
If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
Windows XP pro costs 270$, In our discount EOM CD software shop you can buy
OEM version(no box and no manual) for an amasing price - 50$!!! You save 220$ - unbelivable!
We also have a lot of other software - windows 2003 server, Photoshop, MS SQL, Microsoft
Office XP, Office 2003 Pro, and many other. And on every of thous you save up to 80%!!
Press if interested!
Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.
It is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
The old believe everything the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything.
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
One ought to examine himself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.
Though God's attributes are equal, yet his mercy is more attractive and pleasing in our eyes than his justice.
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.
Most bosses know instinctively that their power depends more on employee's compliance than on threats or sanctions.
When is a crisis reached? When questions arise that can't be answered.
To provoke dreams of terror in the slumber of prosperity has become the moral duty of literature.
Education forms the common mind. Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined.
To learn to read is to light a fire every syllable that is spelled out is a spark.
In His will is our peace.
I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.
What is a city, but the people true the people are the city.
What an elder sees sitting the young can't see standing.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 20:52  |
From: "vasudeva"
Subject: [linkswarm] Haha
[Insert ballsack pic here]
I love u, Vas!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4297 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/26/2004 at 21:23 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: From: "vasudeva"
Subject: [linkswarm] Haha
[Insert ballsack pic here]
I love u, Vas! :D
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/29/2004 at 21:06 |
arctangent tone cybernetics chevron concurrent beryl tangent infirm elba thieves ga circumstantial d's flub sarcophagus
cia catkin october fishy ridicule team summate beachcomb cede antonym usurious pound larynges populace barr accede yell bidiagonal bluebonnet marie tva hail kalmuk oleomargarine czarina rectifier cohomology agree bounty
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Maptivo12
Tender vittles  Posts: 19 Registered: 9/3/2003 Offline
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3/3/2004 at 17:08 |
Subject:FWD 18 year old girls
Hey maptiva , it's time you get serious about what you whack-off to! |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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5/1/2004 at 15:58  |
I am SUCH an ()@()
From: Larry Christ
>To: johnwaynesbeer@hotmail.com (GDR)
>Subject: haha, HI NIGER
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>Sup, dawg?! crapninja here. I'm really a woman, but I like to pretend I'm a man on the internet. It makes me feel like I actually have a penis. If you want, I'll tell you some hot, lurid tales of lesbian sex with my fem bitch by the dumpster in the backlot of Muffin's. But then you are a fagg0t, and probably prefer man tails. Pun intended.
Now, if he hadn't lost his edge, what with his stock rated now at two dollars/share on the Linkswarm Exchange, he would have put me in my place with a truly awesome follow-up. I get this:
Dear Mr. Christ,
Shouldn't you be nice, Larry? Come now; nobody with the last name of Christ ever wanted anything but for people to be happy, and I think (because of my theology) that you should be a--well--A swell guy.
I hope to "hear" from you again!
GDR
I respond:
Eh. I grow tired of this already.
Here I am. Entertain me now.
Him:
Well, diddly my widdly, Mr. Christ! You're bored with annoying me! I'll be damned!
Have a nice evening, and a wonderful supper blessed by the goat-ranchers from the mountains of Cockville!
GDR
Poor GDR. He put his e-mail out there, and I was mean. I said I was sorry, and now maybe we can be the bestest e-mail buddies evar!1!111
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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5/1/2004 at 16:17 |
Also, I've got five e-mail addresses, so I put one I hardly ever use in my profile just to see what would happen. (understand that I very rarely, if ever, give my e-mail out on the internet. I have kept myself spam-free for quite a while because of that.)
Well, spam happened. I'm now getting at least 70 ads a day, ranging from funny to just plain weird. Like offers to enlarge my breasts, or to get rid of my debt through a "Christian" debt consolidation company. I suppose they would be better than a company run by Satanists.
Anyway, getting spam is great.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1843 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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5/1/2004 at 19:23 |
FUCK... I did not read this before I made my ball busting reply! I can see NOW how GDR's stick went up +2!
[Edited on 1/5/2004 by Dumbskull]
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1843 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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5/1/2004 at 21:21 |
All of the spam I get is about how to increase the size of my dick! And a few other sites about watching girl on girl action which I assume my watching pleasure will be enhanced if I used the products and exercises to increase the size of my dick!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4297 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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5/2/2004 at 18:55 |
This was kind of a fun spam I just got.
From: glen green
To: debian-curiosa@lists.debian.org
Subject:
Date: Sun, 2 May 2004 09:44:03 -0400
i have had burning smell for two years .then my tongue burnes .
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straydog1980
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6/16/2004 at 19:47 |
subject: #!~If you had a choice, wouldn't you want a larger..............mn....muggy
subject: Twinkie squirting
subject: Stop spam now!
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catiff
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 5/24/2004 Offline
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6/17/2004 at 06:56 |
FROM THE DESK
OF MR.O.EDWARDS
ACCOUNT OFFICE
N.N.P.C H.Q
LAGOS NIGERIA.
Tel:234-80-33374364.
GOOD DAY,
I,OLUMIDE EDWARDS AN ACCOUNTANT AND A MEMBER OF PROJECT/CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE IN NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION(NNPC).I GOT TO KNOW YOU AND YOUR ADDRESS FROM OUR CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY DIRECTORY AND SUBSEQUENT WISH TO INVOLVE YOU IN OUR BUSINESS BY TRANSFERRING INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE MONEY WHICH WE NOW HAVE IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN)AND THE AMOUNT IS $21.750 MILLION US DOLLARS.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 582 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 00:23 |
1. Your link rejected at linkswarm
heh heh only got one so far. Vas will probly change that now.
2. Powerful weightloss now available where you are.
get like 5 a day of those. Shit, I need to gain weight.
3. Dildos so huge, you need a shoe horn to make them fit!
I kept this one because it had a "remove me" link in which I could type an email address. I typed many addresses of people I don't like.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1843 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 00:58 |
The only spam I ever get is all about making my dick bigger! I guess if I were a guy with a little a dick I would be on these ads like stink on shit. This does remind me of the time I walked into my roommate’s bedroom… (he was out of town and called and asked me to get something, etc, …) and on his dresser was one of those penis pump thingies I just stood there for a few seconds looking at it (WTF), it was sitting next to his bong! How appropriate!
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natedogmiller
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 90 Registered: 11/10/2003 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 01:48 |
hm... that would be funny to accidently get the two switched
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 01:54 |
natedogmiller: hm... that would be funny to accidently get the two switched
Hilarity would surely ensue.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 11:30 |
You know what rocks....fucking dildo bongs, they're the shitz.
MUD
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 12:05 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: You know what rocks....fucking dildo bongs, they're the shitz.
MUD
I knew you were going to say that
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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6/19/2004 at 14:55 |
I knew you were going to say that
Wow....I knew I was going to say that too.....what a coincidence...
MUD
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natedogmiller
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6/19/2004 at 17:27 |
mudvayne_69_69_69:
I knew you were going to say that
Wow....I knew I was going to say that too.....what a coincidence...
I knew you were going to say THAT
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