dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die   SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 06:10 |
Send him a delivery address... care of J. Edgar Hoover.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 08:17 |
I have been getting spam in my school email from FUCKING US ARMY RECRUITERS!
"The US Army is an exciting lifestyle where you can travel the world, make new friends, gain valuable experience, or eliminate student debt."
Insert LOLZ here!
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 11:50 |
So answer by telling them you already did your hitch in the Navy. Doesn't the Army hate the Navy?
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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4/5/2006 at 23:00 |
Subject: Cum like a porn actor
From:Faggoting E. Greets
lol
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 469 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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4/15/2006 at 14:30 |
Tiffany Penix (tiffpenix@bollegraaf.com)
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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4/16/2006 at 15:26 |
U-553 is a black steel spear point thrusting into the air about ten miles north of Qwghlm. The grey rollers pick it up and slam it down, but other than that, it does not move; it is grounded on a submerged out cropping known to the locals as Caesar's Reef, or Viking's Grief, or the Dutch-Hammer.
And this one today: anD butterfat yeats with?
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 749 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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4/17/2006 at 14:48 |
Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 406 Registered: 1/5/2005 Online
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4/18/2006 at 08:08 |
Candy Gushing Poon
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to Wallace
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLEPosts: 406 Registered: 1/5/2005 Online
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4/18/2006 at 08:08 |
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLEPosts: 406 Registered: 1/5/2005 Online
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4/18/2006 at 08:15 |
- He sure got the surprise of his life!
- virgins eating huge meat rockets you're gonna love that
- massive shaft kills lady
- prolegomena message from Dewitt Wolff
Nothing ever gets by the gmail filter used in conjunction with my thunderbird filter though.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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5/29/2006 at 16:40 |
Subject: A thousand million flies can't be wrong - eat shit
Body: Hail!
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Pchimp
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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5/31/2006 at 15:22 |
Subject: Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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5/31/2006 at 19:35 |
OMGHI2MAIL From: Keith Coleman
OMGHI2MAIL Surprise surprise!! nucleated matchbooks :D
Needless to say, I was in fact quite surprised.
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MrJingles
Tender vittles  Posts: 41 Registered: 5/30/2006 Offline
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6/28/2006 at 23:38 |
Spam:
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/1/2006 at 17:19 |
Subject: Come on in here: Rock hard manhood, multiple explosions and several times more semen volume
Lucky at cards, unlucky in love A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Hard work never did anyone any harm Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Don't count your chickens before they're hatched . Confession is good for the soul
A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den.
Great groups from little icons grow. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. . A fly will not get into a closed mouth. In for a penny, in for a pound.
It is in vain to cast your net where there is no fish
A cat may look at a king. Be kind to people on the way up, you may need them when you are on your way down When two big bottle deh ah table lil one nah business deh. If trousers say massah teef, yuh can't doubt am. When you become successful in any type of life, there are people who are not contributing to the motion Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. One man money mek too much man cry. All good things must come to an end. Gut No Fish Till You Get Them
WTF is going on here?
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/13/2006 at 22:59 |
This one really perplexes me. I have plenty of friends who know better yet here they are...forwarding me this rather old bullshit.
Date: Sun, 23 Jul 2006 20:58:24 -0700
This is from Marilyn Bunnell, donΉt know what to think but what the heck!
>>Wendy>>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
>>>> >>
>>>>> >> To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,
>>>> > But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is
>>>> >> an attorney.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> If she says that this will work - It will work. After
>>>> >> all,What
>>>> >>have
>>>> >> you got to lose?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an
>>>> >> attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest
>>>> >>assured
>>>> >> AOL and &nbs p; Intel will follow through with their promises
>>>> >>for
>>>> >> fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit
>>>> >> similar
>>> >
>>>> >>to the one
>>>> >> filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.
>>>> >> Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will
>>>> >>repent
>>>> >> later.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies
>>>> >> and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains
>>>> >>the
>>>> >> most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an
>>>> >>e-mail
>>>> >> beta test.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and
>>>> >>will
>>>> >> track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two
>>>> >> weeks
>>>> >> time period.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
>>>> >>will pay
>>>> >> you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that
>>>> >> forwards
>>> >
>>>> >>it on,
>>>> >> Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person
>>>> >> that
>>>> >>receives
>>>> >> it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft
>>>> >> will
>>>> >>contact
>>>> >> you for your address and then send you a check.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
>>>> >> 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
>>>> >> e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
>>>> >> within days, I received a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond
>>>> >> before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this,
>>>> >>Bill gates is the man.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as
>>>> >>many
>>>> >> people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00 We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test
>>>> >>without
>>>> >> getting a little something for our time. My brother's
>>>> >>girlfriend got in
>>>> >> on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the
>>>> >>Baylor/UT
>>>> >> game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of
>>>> >> $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid In Full".
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2421 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/23/2006 at 06:03 |
HAHA
here's mine...subject:
agonize microphone
nest egg defuse
tar snip
swollen revoke
smart sauce
liberalism tax shelter
belated heliport
condor embossed
crap windmill
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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9/23/2006 at 13:41 |
crap windmill ..... I guess this was before there were fans for the shit to hit
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 652 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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9/25/2006 at 15:18 |
From postcard@postcard.com to me:
Hello
You have just received a postcard from www.yahoo.com .
If you'd like to see the rest of the message click here to receive your animated postcard!
[Mousing over the word "here" reveals the target URL to be http://216.71.43.230/~test/postcard.gif.exe. Yeah, I wanna click that.] |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2421 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/25/2006 at 16:41 |
Go ahead and open it, don't be shai.
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 292 Registered: 1/6/2005 Offline
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10/3/2006 at 13:37 |
This one struck me with a Haiku ring:
Sweeter tasting sperm
Wanna see your wife happy?
Make a miracles in bed!
http://engaiuk.com/wc/
used to wipe asses. Everybody
be born here. He sometimes wondered if
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/8/2006 at 22:13 |
With Design Patterns, Best of all, in a way that won't design problems alone. At any given moment, put you to sleep! We think reinvent the wheel But you don't just
reinvent the wheel to use them (and when a design paddle pattern. environment. In other With Design Patterns, You're not a book, you want
look "in the wild". also want to learn environment. In other applications. You the embarrassment of thinking
also want to learn applications. You up a creek without your time on...something at speaking the language so you look to Design
it struggling with academic
With Design Patterns, own with your co-worker put you to sleep! We think them to work immediately. the "Trading Spaces" show.
environment. In other environment. In other With Design Patterns, You're not somewhere in the world (and impress cocktail party guests)
Something more fun. You want to learn the of the best practices Something more fun.
else. Something more Something more fun.
to use them (and when
you don't want to
your time on...something you get to take his stunningly clever use of Command, to do instead). You want
Something more fun. put you to sleep! We think
In their native
support in your own code.
advantage on your team. somewhere in the world "secret language"
advantage principles will help
them to work immediately.
on your team.
design problems, and better you don't want to with You'll easily counter with your
is so often misunderstood, want to see how or on the real relationship
In their native a book, you want of patterns with others
at speaking the language the embarrassment of thinking what to expect--a visually-rich own with your co-worker In their native the patterns that who've faced the
them to work immediately.
put you to sleep! We think up a creek without
the latest research in
his stunningly clever use of Command, sounds, how the Factory
With Design Patterns,
Best of all, in a way that won't a design paddle pattern. applications. You You want to learn the to do instead). You want
NOT to use them). Design Patterns, you'll avoid who've faced the (and impress cocktail party guests)
NOT to use them). who've faced the better at solving software of Design Patterns so be wrong (and what
You want to learn the
You want to learn about
You're not the next time you're neurobiology, cognitive science, and learning theory, be wrong (and what
alone. At any given moment, also want to learn advantage
learned by those You want to learn the
Java's built-in pattern want to see how your brain works. Using matter--why to use them,
them to work immediately. the same software
you have. You know
, and how to exploit
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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10/8/2006 at 22:45 |
subject: covered Eric
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sadly, if you read through it all at once, it kind of makes sense :/
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We are not amused. SSHOLEPosts: 652 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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12/1/2006 at 15:52 |
Subject: OutOfDebt Overnight
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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12/4/2006 at 11:19 |
Hi,
CHEEAP FHARMACY
http://www.ereduikinjasderuijin.com
honor above all other honors. Hurry, gentlemen. But first brush your
I wish they would learn to spell...and finish sentences.
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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12/5/2006 at 03:21 |
The public output has been in the forms of interviews. If we identify a discussion that would make a good contribution for the wiki, we might ask the person to prepare a contribution for the weblog.
By moving to a standards based web site businesses can ensure they have accessible sites which are maintainable and future proofed. I have free time on Friday!
The document could end up as a FAQ to write test assertions.
It has been mentionned that would be possible only if the document is publicly available. We wanted to see how the community would react, but anyone can talk about it or advertize it.
The WASP is now interested in developing a kind of curriculum framework to help lecturers into their teaching. But do we stand by our own criterias of quality? We have to make very clear that it's not a way to collect issues about Web architecture document itself. The former is a reference to a product, and the latter, a reference to a publication. The reader actually prefers Japanese, and finds a link to the Japanese version, easily visible at the top of the English variant, and follows it.
The document could end up as a FAQ to write test assertions.
Some Web Standards User groups are forming at key Universities and Colleges to provide and advocate a method for change - WaSP Edu is providing interviews with these as they find out about them.
We will use the Wiki to collect issues from people about identified HTTP implementation problems using the Web Architecture document as a framework for collecting issues.
Her time is too limited. How about Wednesday, or Friday?
If we identify a discussion that would make a good contribution for the wiki, we might ask the person to prepare a contribution for the weblog.
We will use the Wiki to collect issues from people about identified HTTP implementation problems using the Web Architecture document as a framework for collecting issues.
We published it quickly.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/12/2006 at 11:11 |
"What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me< BR>to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephon e recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?"
The obvious punch-line, as I duck for cover, is "Mom got the vote."
On 2006-12-12 at 10:09:48, LOki chose to holla @ p-nis
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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12/12/2006 at 17:27 |
^ lol @ punchline
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 427 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/12/2006 at 23:37 |
This came in today....
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The information in this message may be proprietary and/or Confidential, and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intendedrecipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please delete the message from your computer. Thank you.
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Dear Sir,
My name is John Garang Jr, from the Republic of Sudan. I am writing you with trust and Confidentiality. And I got your contact through the Internet. It is my humble Decision to solicit for your understanding and cooperation in this business that will benefit you and I.
At the mid term of the rebellion which is still on till date, my father (Dr. John Garang DeMabior), thinking fast, decided to send my brother and I out of the country (Sudan), with a total sum of (US$25M), twenty five million United States Dollars only. This money was meant for the purchase of arms and ammunitions for the rebel, but my father had to divert the funds as a way of frustrating the on-going war that has claimed the lives of millions of Sudanese. The bills were carefully moved as diplomatic baggage. Please log on to these web sites:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/country_profiles/820864.stm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Garang
On our arrival in Madrid, Spain, we discovered that as political asylum seekers, we are not allowed to operate bank account (s). With the instruction of my father, we deposited the baggage in a security company. This was without declaring the contents to them. In late July 2005, my father died after the Ugandan presidential Mi-172 helicopter he was riding crashed
We therefore need your assistance by coming to Madrid to open a non-resident bank account with any of the local banks. The non resident account will enable the onward telegraphic transfer of the funds to your nominated bank account. The whole arrangement will be strictly under our supervision and the transaction will be absolutely risked free. The transfer to your account would be completed the same day.
We intend to share the money upon successful completion of the transaction as follows:- 26% will be entitled to you for your assistance, while 70% will be for us and 4% will be set aside to take care of expenses. Should this meet your utmost consideration, kindly write back immediately to confirm your earliest date of arrival?
The confidentiality of this transaction cannot be over emphasized as we trust and believe that you will oblige us the security and attention it demands. Please reply through my confidential email: jgarangjrr@yahoo.com.hk
Thank you very much.
John Garang Jr.
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vasudeva
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1/11/2007 at 12:10 |
From: Jason Russell
To: Lacy Nguyen
Cc: Alene Carter
Subject: Kool, thx
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:33:23 +0900
real lizzieboy, that wouldnt say boo to a goose, trembling into a chair
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