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DARTH MENSES  Posts: 970 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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12/2/2005 at 20:01 |
^^ "You'd think It would be something you have to freebase."
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 16:19 |
I got this one twice:
From: jenwilsonjj@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Dearly Beloved
Date: December 14, 2005 12:43:01 PM EST
Dearly Beloved,
My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you. I am 74 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who had left me everything he worked for.
I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly. I have asked God to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive the operation.
I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $2,500,000(Two million five
hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows.
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and i have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because i deserve all thee rest i can get. Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in willing this fund to you.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address jjbbssm@netscape.net if you are interested, so that he can arrange the release of the funds
($2,500,000.00) to you. I know I have never met you but I have been directed to do this by God, and I hope you act sincerely.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that i do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish.
Regards,
Mrs. Jennifer Wilson.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 16:21 |
From: mairuselegebe3@yahoo.co.in
Subject: TREAT AS URGENT
Date: December 12, 2005 7:03:40 PM EST
To: mairuselegebe3@yahoo.co.in
Reply-To: mairuselegebe2@yahoo.co.in
FROM: Marius Elegbede
Dear Sir,
I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having
gone through your profile through the internet. Though,this medium
(Internet) has been greatly abused by bad fraudulent persons, I chose
to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest medium of
communication. However, this correspondence is unofficial and private,
and it should be treated as such. I also guarantee you that this
transaction is hitch free from all legal implication.
I am, Marius ELEGDEBE, Directeur d'exploitation(Director of Production) of Continental Bank Benin. The board and management of our Bank (Continental Bank Benin) in a recent meeting, recommended that the account of MR.HERBERT SHINN, who was one of my branch depositor, should be declared dormant and the depositor's fund sent to the Bank Treasury according to Benin banking and financial law. He died as a result of a severe heart desease in Pakistre hospital situated at Porto-Novo in Benin on the 18th day of November, 2002.
He was an account holder in my branch and owns a dollar account which
amount I cannot disclose now for security reasons.I have been trying
to crack this matter but the internet scam could not allow this to
happen. Therefore, I have decided to divert this fund to any person
who could have the gut to stand as a distant relative.
You have nothing to worry or fear about hence everything will be carried out legally. The only thing you must do is to tell the bank that you are the only heir alive. Then I will recommend you for payment.If this interests you I shall send you the details and info that will help you. Note that this is risk free and my reputation and job have been considered as well. Send me your phone number for details. Contact me through me alternative email address : mairuselegebe2@yahoo.co.in
Yours Truly,
Marius ELEGDEBE
Directeur d'exploitation
Av. Jean Paul II,
Carrefour des Trois Banques,
01 BP 2020 - Cotonou
Swift: COBB BJ BJ
Télex : CONTBK 5151 CTNOU
Tel: 229-139087
République du Bénin
AAAANNNNDDDD.....
From: miss_cal006@yahoo.ca
Subject: A cry for help.
Date: December 15, 2005 11:15:07 AM EST
To: miss_cal006@yahoo.ca
From Miss Carol Miller.
Abidjan. Cote D'Ivoire
West Africa
Hi
I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.michael D, Miller. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.
It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th September 2003. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special.
Before his death on September 2003, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Five Million, Seven Hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$5,700,000.00)left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks in Africa. He further told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary but legal documents to this fund with the bank.
I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:
1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question
will be good for you after the money is in your
account?
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter.
Kind Regards,
Miss Carol Miller. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!   SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 17:10 |
Those are great Uart! All I ever get for spam are ads that promise to increase the size (in length and diameter) of my cock.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 17:47 |
subject: penis launcher
2 or 3 of those are caught by the mighty gmail filter every day.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 20:20 |
shitbox: subject: penis launcher
The best toolkit for fixing your erection: Vieagra, Cikalis, Levietra and more!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 20:27 |
I must be on a master list of the world's biggest dumbasses, I got two more:
Subject: THIS IS MY STORY
From: larry moore
Date: Thu, Dec 15, 2005 7:03 pm
To: larrymoore1414@dearriba.com
Dear Friend,
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the
fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I
have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you
read this, I dont want you to feel sorry for me,
because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name
is Larry Moore, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I
have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal
cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity
in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of
medicine and right now, I have only about a few months
to live according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone not even myself but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,
I was always hostile to people and only focus on my
business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world. I believe when God gives me a
second chance to come to this world I would live my
life a different way from how I have lived it. Now
that I know my time is near, I have willed and given
most of my properties and assets to my immediate and
extended family members and as well as a few close
friends.
I have decided to give alms to charity organizations,
as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do
on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some
charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and
Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly,
I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked
members of my family to close one of my accounts and
donate the money, which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the
money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them
anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I
have left for them. The last of my money which is the
huge cash deposit that I have with security firm
Abroad .I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.
I am writing this from my
laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my
time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and
assist me with good heart.
God be with you,
Larry Moore.
Subject: HAPPY CHRISMAS/BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU(ASAP)15/12/2005
From: "Mrs Lilian Whyte"
Date: Thu, Dec 15, 2005 7:19 pm
To:
HAPPY CHRISMAS/BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU(ASAP)15/12/2005
Mr Lilan Whyte
Treasury Controller,
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation,
Lagos-Nigeria
Dear Sir/madam
This is for real. Confidential,I am the Treasury Controller, Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation [NNPC] and a close associate of the immediate
past Minister of Petroleum Resources.
The Minister has mandated me to transfer the sum of US$88 millions
Recovered from over-invoiced contracts involving the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation [NNPC] into several private accounts
in Europe and United States. A total sum of US$68,000,000.00 has been
transferred before the Emergence of this present Civilian Administration,
leaving the balance of US$20,000,000.00.I have made proper
arrangement/documentation to transfer the balance which is retained in a
coded account of the NNPC with the Central Bank o f Nigeria. We are
soliciting that you help us to receive the fund in trust.
We Cannot complete this transaction smoothly without the
participation of a foreign partner who would provide an account where the
funds could be lodged.Since it is a contract payment, the funds must be
remitted to a foreign account.
The remittance of the funds requires little documentation.
There is no risk involved on your part in this transaction since the
Former Minister and I have covered this transaction with adequate
contract and external credit documents from the beginning.
What we require from you by e-mail are via:
{i} Acceptance letter of this offer
{ii} Your company name/Address and confidential
Telephone and fax numbers
{iii} Convincing Honesty, Trustworthiness and Willingness to
abide by the requirements of this proposal paramount of which is
CONFIDENTIALITY. We have agreed that you will retain 30% of the entire
US$20,000,00 0.00 for your effort in this transaction, 60% for us partners
here in Nigeria and the remaining 10% will be used for
defrayal of incidental cost in the course of this transfer.
Please reply urgently by e-mail as we expect that the
transaction will not take more than ten working days. And please
note that this transaction must be top secret.
Best regards,
Mr lilan whyte
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/15/2005 at 22:18 |
this just in...
Mr Thomas Goodwill
Account Manager
Royal Trust Bank Plc
Lagos - Nigeria
Tel: 011-234-8029551203
Email;accountantgoodwill@latinmail.com
Hello,
I am an Account Officer with ROYAL TRUST BANK PIC, My name is Thomas
Goodwill,a Banker. I am the personal Account Manager Of my Late client John
a National of your country, who used to work with an Oil servicing Firm in
Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client, On April 21, 2000
my client, was involved in a car accident along Sagamu express way. All
occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have
made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my client's extended
Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name
over to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have
contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind
by my
client before they Get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
where
this huge deposits were lodged, particularly the (ROYAL TRUST BANK PIC)
Where the deceased had an account Valued at about ($15million u s dollars)
has Issued me a notice to provide the next of kin. Or have the account
confiscated within the next ten official working day, The Nigeria Banking
Law on
unclaimed benefits stipulates under section 7 subsections 10 cap.15 that
once
such
unclaimed benefits have over- stayed a maximum period of three (3) years,
the account will become dormant and the money will be confisicated.
And uptill now no body has come to claim the money for the last two years
and our bank has been notifying the Rotary club for the past one year. In
order to avert this negative development, I now seek your permission to
have you stand as a "NEXT-OF-KIN" to the Late Beneficiary so that the funds
US$15M will be released and paid into your bank account as the beneficiary
"NEXT- OF-KIN" for our mutual benefits. I am assuring you that this
transaction
will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law. Dear friend, because of my position as indigene
its impossible for me to claim directly,which is why your involvement was
solicited. This transaction is alifetime opportunity,which we cannot afford
to lose. However, it wasn deliberately designed to benefit me and you.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years
now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
so that this account valued at ($ 15 million u s dollars) can be paid to
you .The sharing modality is still open and negociatable.All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that
this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you.
from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my
email:accountantgoodwill@latinmail.com
you are adviced to send me your full name,telephone/fax number,mailing
address,age and occupation based on trust and honesty and as soon as i get
that i shall send to you a TEXT OF APPLICATION which you will send to the
bank proposing for claims and release of this fund.
Best Regards,
Mr Thomas Goodwill.
fucking nigers, seriously.
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DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/17/2005 at 04:37 |
LAST ONE (for at least a week, I PROMISE):
From: lotterywinners008@msn.com
Subject: WINNING NOTIFICATION MAIL!!!
Date: January 1, 2002 2:37:50 PM EST
Reply-To: uk_fiduciary02@yahoo.co.uk
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
We happily announce to you the draw (#1041) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
Online Sweepstakes International program held on Wednesday 14th December, 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers
      
(Bonus Ball)
Bonus ball (#41) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of £141.022(One hundred and forty one thousand, twenty-two pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £1,833,286 shared amongst the (13) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £141.022(One hundred and forty one thousand, twenty-two pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to
facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to
you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part
of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program. Please be warned.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary
agent:
Mrs. Sharon Cole
Email: uk_fiduciary02@yahoo.co.uk
You can go to our online result site to confirm the
value of your winnings and also get a prize breakdown:
www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do
Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK
NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Richard K. Lloyd.
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Phone :+44- 7031948759
© Copyright 1994-2005 The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/19/2005 at 00:58 |
I just won the lottery...im buyin all swarmers Bentleys with my billion except qwerty, you just get a pair of socks.
ATTENTION:
EURO MILLIONS END OF THE YEAR PROGRAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
ALFONSTRAAT B56, 1002 BS AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: OYL /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
ATTENTION: RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement of winners of the 10TH
GLOBAL EURO MILLIONS END OF THE YEAR PROGRAM, THE NETHERLANDS held on
the 1st December 2005. Having picked your email address by our
electronic web site visitors collators in recognition of your patronage
to the Internet services, in the final draw, your name was attached to
ticket number 023-0148-790-459, with Serial number 5073-11 drew the
Lucky Numbers3-11-44-37-10-43, and consequently won the lottery in the
3rd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out
of
US$850.000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO.OYL /26510460037/02. This
is from total prize money of US$80,400,000.00 shared among the
Twenty-nine international winners in this category.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 25,000 names from Australia, New Zealand, Europe, Africa, America
and Asia as part of international promotions program to mark the end of
the year, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with a Bank in United Kingdom, insured in
your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you
keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants of this program.
To begin your claim, please contact our information centre with the
following of your personal details :
NAME:..................................................................
AGE:..................................................................
SEX:...................................................................
ADDRESS:...............................................................
EMAIL:.................................................................
PHONE:.................................................................
REF
NUMBER.................................................................
BATCH
NUMBER.................................................................
Tax I.d(if any for proper
identification)........................................................
OCCUPATION:............................................................
COMPANY:...............................................................
COUNTRY:...............................................................
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice. Send your personal details as requested above
to: euromillion_promodept11@msn.com
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your
correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any
change
of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.
Sincerely,
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will
result to
disqualification.
Cindy Anderson,
EURO MILLIONS END OF THE YEAR PROGRAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
EURO MILLION BONANZA CYBER ANALYST
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 462 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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1/3/2006 at 19:30 |
Subject: Sethito, consigue tu Ipod con solo una opinion
how fucking cool is that? It knew my name in spanish was "Little Seth"
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 224 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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2/17/2006 at 20:16 |
so it's assumed that i am a virgin?

PLEASE READ
VIRGINIA INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY
NOTIFICATIONÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
55A VAN BRANTENSTRAAT
WEST,                                              Â
1015KL AMSTERDAM
CENTRIUM,                                               Â
AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
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                                                    FROM THE DESK OF
THE MANAGING DIRECTOR.
                                                   INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
Lottery Date, 17/02/2006
WINNING
NOTICE FOR CATEGORY "D" WINNER VIRGINAL NATIONAL LOTTO NETHERLAND,
REFERENCE NUMBER-XD/NBD SERIAL NO. 223-X7733425: BATCH NUMBER-T/XX123
All winners should not respond back to the mail all you need to do
contact your lottery winning claims director for your winning claims on
his email below.
It is our pleasure to inform you that you have
emerged as a Category "D" winner of the Virginal National Lottery
Promotion Netherlands.
CONGRATULATIONS! You are entitled to a prize
sum of Five Hundred Thousand Euros (500,000Euros) Reference number for
your winning prize is XD/NBD/223-X7733425, batch number T/XX123.
As a
category "D" winner, you have been selected from a total number of
30,000 names drawn from Asia, Africa, Europe, Middle East and America.
After the computer ballot of our International Promotions Program, only
five winners emerged in this category and therefore are to receive
payouts of Five Hundred Thousand Euros (500,000 Euros) from the total
250,000.000 Euros for Third category winners.
To immediately collect
your prize; please contact our Category "D" financial claims agent with
information below:
Mr. Mark Pinto
Financial Claims Director,
Scheltemastate 42 8926 LT Leeuwarden
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Tel- + +31-
633-743-067
Fax- +31-84-757-0390
Email: nlmarkpintoagent@netscape.net
You provide your winning prize reference number XD/NBD/223-X7733425 and
winning batch number-T/XX123 for confirmation. In your best interests,
you must initiate contact within one week of receipt of this
correspondence. He will handle all financial matters which regards
claiming of your winning prize. You are also advised to send a copy of
this email, either by fax or email, to your financial handler Mr,Joseph
Smith, when contacting him also state your full names and address
telephone numbers E-mail Address this is very important.
You are to
keep all lottery information from the public as we will not entertain
cases of multiple claims processing or compromise the privacy and
security for all winners.
Other necessary Virginal National Lottery
Promotion Netherlands information are:
Lucky number: 10-15-20-25-30
Ticket numbers: 6-9-11
Draw 3 numbers: 4-6-9-10-17
International
Lottery code no: LD 280972
1. FULL NAMES:
2. ADDRESS:
3. SEX:
4. AGE:
5. MARITAL STATUS:
6. OCCUPATION:
7. E-MAIL ADDRESS
8. TELEPHONE
NUMBER:
9. LUCKY NUMBER:Â Â B. DRAW NUMBER
10. TICKET NUMBER:
11. SERIAL
NUMBER:
12. BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL
13. COUNTRY:
14.
AMOUNT WON:
You may be required to provide any of the above
information during the process of collecting your prize.
We
congratulate you once again and it is our hope that you participate in
any of our international programs in the nearest future; all winning
has to be claimed before the claim expiration date 29th of June 2006.
For more information about your winning funds contact telephone number
of the Virginal lottery organization,
Congratulation once in
Advance,
Sincerely,
Tina Kim (Mrs.)
Promotions Manager
Virginal
National Lottery Program
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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3/2/2006 at 22:41 |
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 476 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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Subj: Hey man, you ever try pheromones?
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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3/4/2006 at 00:24 |
To: Me
From: memberservices@links1.info
Subject: Link Request
Hi,
This message is for the webmaster of "http://www.linkswarm.com" and we are not sure if you are the website owner or have control over the website. If "http://www.linkswarm.com" is not your website, please discard of this message, you will NOT receive any more mails in regards to "http://www.linkswarm.com".
However if you are the "http://www.linkswarm.com" webmaster we would like to ask you to , in exchange for us getting links to your website from others, such as directory partners and other websites we have as members. This will help both you and our member in getting better search engine placement, by eliminating direct reciprocation.
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TEXT: Condoms For Her Pleasure
URL: http://www.condomsellers.com
Optional description: Offers condoms of all types.
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As you may be aware, having links on other websites will help your site increase in rankings and placement on the major search engines, directly increasing the amount of quality traffic to your site. In exchange for links from your website to our member below, we will add your link to our member sites or partner directories. Please add the above link to your website and then go to http://www.1links.info and verify the link to get your website queued up to receive the links promised.
This is a ONE-TIME manual link request to you as the webmaster of the website mentioned above. You will not receive any further requests unless you choose to, when verifying your link on "www.1links.info". However, by default you will not be contacted again.
Best,
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http://www.1links.info
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4338 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/4/2006 at 00:27 |
Ragoo: To: Me
From: memberservices@links1.info
Subject: Link Request
However if you are the "http://www.linkswarm.com" webmaster we would like to ask you to
Dude SWEET! Excellent opportunity to help sell condoms.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 735 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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3/5/2006 at 06:54 |
This lobbed in my junk mail today.
FROM THE DESK OF DR. HASSAN BELLO
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)ANNEX
OUAGA-BURKINA FASO
I am Dr. Hassan bello, the Manager in charge of auditing and accounting unit foreign remittance department of AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(ADB) Ouaga-Burkina Faso in West Africa, with due respect and regards, I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction. During my investigation and auditing in the bank, I department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person, a foreigner who died in a plane crash incident, you can also confirm this in the website as follow: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
The fund has been dormant in his account with the bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution, The amount involved is USD$10.5..(Ten million five hundred thousand us dollars.)Meanwhile the whole arrangement and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the confide next of kin to the deceased, will be forward to you upon your acceptance information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.
In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant, we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath to the bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be, after due verification and clarification to designated bank account.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 70% will be for me Please, you have been advised to keep top secret as we are still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any other country you may advice us to invest in.All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal.Please reply me in this email address via (has_bello100@hotmail.com)
Best Regard
Dr Hassan_bello
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DU BUREAU DE DR. HASSAN BELLO
ADB(BANQUE AFRICAINE DE DEVE-LOPPEMENT)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
Je suis le directeur du bureau de changes à la ADB-burkina.Je m'appelle Dr Hassan_bello . Dans mon département,il a été découvert une importante somme d'argent qui appartenait à un de nos clients qui mourut lors d'un accident d'avion en juillet 2000 avec sa famille entière ne laissant personne pour réclamer cette fortune qui s'élève à $10.5 M USD(américains).Vous pouvez avoir plus d'informations de cet accident sur ce site web:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Depuis lors,personne ne s'est présenté pour réclamer cette somme qui se trouve dans notre banque.Or,les règlements bancaires en Afrique stipulent que, si une telle somme reste sans revendication après une période de 5ans,ceci doit etre virée dans dans le compte de trésor bancaire.C'est afin d'éviter que ce fond profite au gouvernement burkinabè que mon collègue et moi avons décidé de chercher un partenaire étranger qui peu nous aider à faire transférer cette somme dans son compte bancaire.Ceci dit,vous devrez vous présenter au niveau de la banque comme héritier du défunt afin de devenir bénéficiaire de ce fond.Le choix d'un étranger pour jouer ce role révèle du fait qu'un burkinabè ne peut pas se présenter comme héritier(e)de notre défunt client Nous acceptons que vous aurez les 30% du partage,mon collègue et moi aurons les 60% alors que 10% seront consacrés aux dépenses survenues lors du tansfert.
Une fois ce fond transféré,mon collègue et moi viendrons sur place chez vous en vue du partage,conformement aux pourcentages sus-indiqués.Ainsi vous devez me donner toutes vos coordonées,ce qui me permetra de mieux vous connaitre et de vous envoyer le texte d'application(demande de transfert).Je vous rassure que ce business est à 100%sans risque et que vous ne devrez mettre en vous aucun atome de crainte. Veuillez croire cher monsieur,l'expresssion de mes considérations.veuillez me repondre par le email suivant: ( has_bello100@hotmail.com)
distinguée.
Merci .
Dr Hassan bello
Sexy Like Us : Tu veux savoir si tu as la cote ? Clique ici !
I really like the second copy in French, and the last line really blows it wide open. I mean to say, ending your scam email with an ad for someone elses spam site?
And Vas, you really should help to sell condoms.
( I love that furrysex ).
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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3/9/2006 at 16:48 |
Here's my latest 419 email:
I am Tony Fred Williams I am 14 years old I live in Manchester(UK) before my father die, now I live with my mother in Scotland. my father is from Manchester (UK) and my mother is from Scotland. my late father Mr. Fred Williams was a Contractor in Manchester(UK) before he die in a car accident last years July 25th 2005. he left £50Million (Fifty Million Pounds) in his account before he die. The £50Million is in (First Union National Bank UK) I have been trying to collect the money from (First Union National Bank UK) but the MD CEO told me to go and look for some body that is honest and old enough to help me collect the money.
I could have tell my mother to assist me to collect the £50Million for me but my mother and father got devoured before my father die and my father told me to not have anything to do with my mother I don’t even want her to know because what my father told me before he die was true, now that I stay with my mother in Scotland she don’t even have time for me all she do is to take hard drugs and to bring men to the house and she also hit me all the time.
I don’t want to have anything to do with her, I just want some body that is old enough and honest to help me collect the £50Million from the bank as I am too young to take care of £50Million. Please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the £50Million from the bank I will give you 40% and take 60%. I have all documentation on my name you can confirm from the bank. i am the indeed benefited Next of Kin to my late father Mr. Fred Williams. The MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) told me to look for some body that is honest and old enough so that he can send the £50Million to the person account immediately.
If you can help me i will contact the MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) and tell him that i have found a honest person who want to help me collect the £50Million. so when you contact him he will know i sent you.
I will give you is contact so that you can contact him to enable him send the £50Million to your provided account immediately Please help me. I will be waiting for your urgent reply so i can give you the contact of the bank and send you the last statement of account of my late father and i will also send you my picture and my birth certificate. Please Help me reply back on my private email: tonyfw2@mail.md so i can send you all information you need.
Best Regards Tony Fred Williams
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Poor Tony. Mom is a dirty abusive crack whore and Dad was EATEN!!!
Can't somebody help poor Tony!?!?!?!
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ragoo
We are not amused. SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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3/9/2006 at 17:00 |
Tony Fred Williams: ...my mother and father got devoured...
LOL at feigned bad English.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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3/10/2006 at 08:45 |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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3/15/2006 at 22:57  |
This is one that I recently heard about on the news.
HEY DENT THIS IS A SCAM YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANY EXTRA CASH FROM THE IRS IF YOU CLICK.
Internal Revenue Service
After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $63.80. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.
A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
To access the form for your tax refund, please click here
Regards,
Internal Revenue Service
The link is no longer working but this address it was sent to:.
http://ppp-202.133.189.250.revip.asianet.co.th/pms/.../IRS/refund/caseid1796433/index.html
LOLZ Those crazy asianet.co peeps
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coknurmowth
Crisco Fux  SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 10/20/2005 Offline
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3/21/2006 at 12:58 |
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Clinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Clintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive. It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life.
http://heespare.com/
recieved 2/6/2006
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coknurmowth
Crisco Fux SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 10/20/2005 Offline
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3/21/2006 at 13:54 |
Subject: Fucking St.Valentine
What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially
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Do not kill the clock!
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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3/22/2006 at 21:56 |
SUBJECT: Cum like a porn actor
From:Improved O. Preened
to me
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES Posts: 970 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/22/2006 at 22:20 |
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 410 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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3/24/2006 at 00:21 |
SUBJECT: A FAN OF [Late Darrell Dimebag Abbott]
FROM: Sir Joseph Christian
TO:Wolfer
DEAR Wolfer
PLEASE TREAT THIS MATTER WITH CONCERN AND GET BACK AT ME SO THAT WE CAN CONCLUDE IMMIDIATELY WITH GOOD INTENTIONS
I know that these mail may come to you as a surprise becuse I got your contact in my network search for a good friend that will conclude this transaction with me successfully. Actually I do not know you but I believe that you can be of help
By introduction, I am Joseph Christian and I work with a securing finance and valuable's security firm in U.K. I have a sympathatic story here and I want you to be of active importance. The issue at hand is that there was a late American guitarist called Dimeba Darrell Abbott who was shot by a gun man in a stage performance and I also happened to be his music lover [fan] .Before his death, he has about USD 9 million which he deposited in our securtity company and because he is late,his funds are about to be jeopardised here by some of my executives members of the security company and they are making secret plans to embezzle the late man's funds because of the descrimination of the deceased not being a British citizen.
Please my intentions is to deliver the funds to you through the help of a diplomat and right now as I am writting this mail to you, I have concluded with the diplomt that is ready and willing to deliver it to you because the boxes are already programed enroute USA with it diplomat tags on it. I have carefully packaged the funds in our special diplomat way of packaging and the diplomat is not aware that what he is about going to deliver to you is money so that he won't run away with it.
All I need from with trusth and sincerity, is your contact phone number where the diplomat will contact you as soon as he arrives and your address where he can deliver the consignent for you on your door step.For being on the recieving side, your have only twenty percent from the money in the box for assisting me and keep the rest for me because will I come for it immidiately my wife is out of hospital because she is ill.
As soon as you recieved the funds from the diplomat , from your percentage, you should open the boxes and give to him only USD 40,000 dollars for delivering the money saftely to your custody.Immidiately I recieve your mail I shall commence with the delivery immidiately and I shall post the keys to the boxes to you before the arrival of the diplomat.
Get back at me immidiately and let me know if you would love to come to London for us to discuss this deal or not so that I can survey your hotel reservation here in London immidiately but if you can't make it, the diplomat would then proceed to deliver it to your door step and please make sure you don't tamper with my share.
thanks ,
Sir Joseph Christian.
London U.K.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLEPosts: 735 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 03:21 |
Good one Wolfer. I love the way this British Knight fractures the language so badly.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES Posts: 410 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 04:08 |
Yea can you believe it. For those of you that dont know, "Dimebag" was the guitarist for Pantera and Damageplan that got shot last year on stage.
So I get this e-mail and this was my response.
"You sick fuck, do you people ever give up. Now your trying to use a fallen legend to swindle some poor fucker from his hard earned money. I have reported this e-mail to the CIA and wish I knew who you were so I could personally kick you ass myself. Get a life you dickheads..."
He actually wrote back....Now I am his dear friend
DEAR FRIEND WOLFER,
I KNOW THAT YOU WILL FEEL BAD ABOUT MY MAIL.PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT TOO PERSONAL. I AM IN THE OTHER HAND, TRYING TO SAVE HIS FUNDS FROM MY MASTERS SO THAT THEY WON’T EMBEZZLE IT.
PLEASE IF I SOUNDED ARROGANT TO YOU, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.LIFE IS ALL ABOUT TRUSTH AND FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE OPENED THIS SECRET TO YOU, PLEASEDO NOT USE IT TO JUDGE AGAINST ME. DO YOU WANT MY SENIOUR OFFICER TO STEAL THE FUNDS? BASICALY YOUR ANSWER SHOULD BE CAPITAL NO! THEN INSTEAD OF SHARING THE FUNDS WITH YOU, LET YOU RECEIVE THE FUNDS SEND IT TO HER FAMILY AND THEN LET THE FAMILY COMPENSATE ME.
I THOUGHT THAT MY CONFINDING IN YOU WILL BRING THIS TO CONCLUSION BUT NOW THAT I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, PLEASE LET ME OUR NEXT STEP.THE DIPLOMAT IS READY TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP AND RIGHT NOW I AM ONLY WAITING FOR YOUR DELIVERING ADDRESS. HAVE YOU FORGIVEN ME? PLEASE DO SO AND DO NOT THINK OTHERWISE.
I AM WAITING PATIENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMIDIATELY SO THAT THE DIPLOMAT CAN START COMING OVER TO DILIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU .I WHAT I AM SAYING SOUNDS STUPID TO YOU, TRY AND COME TO LONDON SO THAT I CAN SHOW THINGS BY MY SELF.I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO APPOLOGIZE TO YOU BUT PLEASE TAKE ITEASY WITH ME AND LETS CONCLUDE THIS BUSINESS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
THANK YOU,
SIR JOSEPH CHRISTIAN.
I didnt answer him and 2 days later, he wrote me again....
DEAR WOLFER,
PLEASE ARE YOU READY TO TAKE TO MY PLEAS? I AM NOT ASKING YOU FOR ANY PAYMENT HERE IN LONDON BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY EXPENSIS HERE AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR PART WHICH IS WELCOMMING THE DIPLOMATS WITH THE CONSIGMENT.
PLEASE IF IT IS NOT CONDUCIEVE FOR YOU, WHY NOT COME OVER TO LONDON SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THINGS YOUR SELF. I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU AND PLEASE SEND YOUR CONTACT PHONE AND DELIVERY ADDRESS SO THAT THE DIPL;OMATS CAN REACH YOU AS SOON AS THE COMENCEWITH THE SHIPMENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.
ALSO WHY YOUR ADDRESS IS IMPORTANT , IS BECAUSE I NEED TO SEND THE KEYS OF THE TRUNCK BOX TO YOU IMMIDIATELY THROUGH DHL.
PLEASE GET BACK AT ME ON RECIEVING THIS MAIL.
THANKS,
JOSEPH
WTF???!!!....
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ragoo
We are not amused. SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 04:26 |
I think you've struck up an email relationship with Frans.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES Posts: 410 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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3/25/2006 at 05:57 |
Should I get the champagne and light the candles?
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