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4/15/2002 at 12:28
I'm placing this under Technology because I'd like to begin a dialogue as to how we can best remotely terminate David Hasselhoff's career -- and, as a bonus, his life, assuming we can get away with it. I think robots may be a good way.

Here's the latest reason why:

Broadband/56k.

Yes, this was the first thing *I* saw on a Monday morning, so you can suffer, too.

Maybe I just haven't had enough coffee yet -- which is certainly true in any case -- but a few things seem likely. One: this is a real video. Two: it was built to conform to the usual Flash animation parameters. Yes? Yes? No? Is it just me?

 
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dread pirate neckbeard


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4/15/2002 at 14:38

*shudder*

i can't watch more than 5 seconds, and i already knew what it was. once hasselhoff starts singing i just lose all will to live. in fact, i was contemplating reporting this post because of its offensive nature. but, alas, the poster is an admin. curses to you vasudeva!

megarad users:

see what you get when no checks and balances are in place? see!?


[Edited on 15/4/2002 by mundhra]
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4/15/2002 at 18:19

I say, start with a good slander campaign. Find some good and believable people to confess to having been molested by the freak years ago, but were afraid to come out due to the popularity of Baywatch. Pedophilia is a good career buster. Hell, just look to the Catholic church for ideas.






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4/15/2002 at 20:38

Pedophilia is a good career buster.


usually.

thing is, people may think fondly on the days of knight rider and forget the whole molestation thing. honestly, that's all you have to do to get away with pedophilia, do something noteworthy that people look back on with nostalgia. take michael jackson, for instance. the jackson 5 and billie jean days have served that pervert well.
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