The_Gimp
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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11/9/2003 at 17:03 |
This weekend i watched a movie one that does not fit into any movie catagory , but fits into everyone of them. what is this movie. its name disguses this movie as something you would scoff at in the bargin bin. It is called
"THE GOD OF COOKERY"
my first question in my mind was what the hell could a movie called the god of cookery be about. i had to judge on the cover and the pictures alone because i was in the middle of china town and all the writing on the box was in chinese but for 5 bucks i had to buy it as well as 2 others that i could not read as well.
why watch this movie:
1 the movie itself starts out with the best i don't care what other movies you seen but it has the best intro.
2 it fits into every genra know to mankind and porbly some unkown ones as well.
3 and it leaves you with a craving for chinese food.
im hoping to post some screen shots. if you see this somive for sale for less than 10 bucks buy it.
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Albuterol
Tender vittles Posts: 33 Registered: 1/3/2003 Offline
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11/9/2003 at 19:53 |
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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11/9/2003 at 21:09 |
So far, the two awesomeest movies i have seen in the bargain bin are: Donnie Darko and The Boondock Saints.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4533 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/9/2003 at 23:28 |
LuckyLuciano: So far, the two awesomeest movies i have seen in the bargain bin are: Donnie Darko and The Boondock Saints. Holla! Boondock Saints is bad-assed. I have no idea why I never heard of it until the LBP pointed it out in the bargain bin. Best DVD I've bought that I never heard of.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 00:17 |
This weekend i watched a movie one that does not fit into any movie catagory , but fits into everyone of them. what is this movie. its name disguses this movie as something you would scoff at in the bargin bin. It is called
"THE GOD OF COOKERY"
my first question in my mind was what the hell could a movie called the god of cookery be about. i had to judge on the cover and the pictures alone because i was in the middle of china town and all the writing on the box was in chinese but for 5 bucks i had to buy it as well as 2 others that i could not read as well.
why watch this movie:
1 the movie itself starts out with the best i don't care what other movies you seen but it has the best intro.
2 it fits into every genra know to mankind and porbly some unkown ones as well.
3 and it leaves you with a craving for chinese food.
im hoping to post some screen shots. if you see this somive for sale for less than 10 bucks buy it.
First of all... is that even english? I mean really, do you talk like that too? Just every thought that occurs to you comes flying out of your mouth in a completely unrestrained carefree bliss?
And, as far as the film... This has got to be some iron chef bullshit, right?
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 03:51 |
The Boondock Saints kicks ass...I heard that they were coming out with a second one.
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 04:36 |
An iron chef movie? Might be interesting.
The Iron Chefs vs. Martha Stewart. Who will survive???
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 06:08 |
Behind the Green Door.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 13:40 |
did the movie have robots?
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 17:12 |
Believe it or not, I've never seen Footloose so I decided to rent it and finally see what the fuss is about. This is what I learned: If you don't see a popular movie while it's still popular - or at least 5 years after it's made - don't bother.
Apart from being the quintessential 80s movie that is so 80s that it coins both the term "80s" and "quintessential", this shit was downright horrid. What the fuck was the human mind thinking back then when it thought that music like that - and dancing like that - was "cool"? I know this is the eternal question plaguing our generation, but seriously. If that movie hadn't been so goddamn popular, every actor in it would be determined not to include it on their resume.
Which brings me to the most brutal scene. When Kevin Bacon teaches Chris Penn to "dance", though he's actually just teaching him how to hop back and forth and do somersaults to a beat. That shit was painful. Seriously. Especially after knowing this dude as the tubby sweatsuit son from Reservoir Dogs. How the FUCK can two guys prancing around to "Let's Hear it for the Boy" not be the gayest fucking thing possibly imaginable? And what's worse, it's considered COOL and... dare I say it... sexy?? WTF, GOD!??
I know I'm not alone when I say I just don't get it. I wish I had never seen this nightmare. I wish it did not exist. In fact, I think I might be willing to sacrifice that 10 years of my life if it would mean the 80s never existed. NOTHING good came out of it.
Oh except Iran Contra, that was FUN!!11!1
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 17:28 |
Yea, I constantly ask the question "What the fuck where we thinking back then??". I mean, where we all high or something? Even if we were, wouldn't it have been something more like the '60s?
I guess we will never know...
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 22:29 |
"First of all... is that even english? I mean really, do you talk like that too? Just every thought that occurs to you comes flying out of your mouth in a completely unrestrained carefree bliss?"
ahhahaah YES.. this is all he has to offer the world. Just a bunch of crap that does not make any sense at all. Thats why he must die.
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The_Gimp
Tender vittles Posts: 8 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 22:37 |
First off there arfe no robot but there are 18 brassmen of the sholin
the movie is veryt hard to explain and i should not have written this without thiunking it thru so i appolpogize but if KHZ would come see the movie i think he would be able to put it better. since the movie is so many things and in mandarin it is hard to explain. |
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/10/2003 at 22:45 |
ahh yes... the mandarin... so delicious and so convenient in those little cans of yummy sugar juice!
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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11/11/2003 at 04:33 |
Anyone else seen Donnie Darko? Can someone explain it to me, cause it scared me for a week.
I recommend it just for the wierdness value. I mean, who would use a big deranged asian guy in a rabbit suit from the future as a villain? still creeps me out thinking about it.
[Edited on 11/11/2003 by LuckyLuciano]
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vasudeva
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11/11/2003 at 13:42 |
LuckyLuciano: Anyone else seen Donnie Darko? Can someone explain it to me, cause it scared me for a week. Movie of the year, fukass.
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mundhra
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11/11/2003 at 14:36 |
god of cookery looks pretty good: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0116426 .
i find imdb to be pretty reliable for high 6s and up. you'd probably like fong sai yuk.
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donnie darko?
Movie of the year, fukass.
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relli
Tender vittles Posts: 36 Registered: 9/18/2002 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 17:07 |
Wait a minute, you mean Footloose wasn't a comedy? |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 19:22 |
To me it was a horror flick.
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Shit Machine  SSHOLEPosts: 150 Registered: 2/6/2004 Offline
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11/13/2003 at 23:45 |
vasudeva: LuckyLuciano: So far, the two awesomeest movies i have seen in the bargain bin are: Donnie Darko and The Boondock Saints. Holla! Boondock Saints is bad-assed. I have no idea why I never heard of it until the LBP pointed it out in the bargain bin. Best DVD I've bought that I never heard of.
Have you heard that they are working on a sequal to Boondock Saints?
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DrCube
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11/13/2003 at 23:46 |
nolegz: vasudeva: LuckyLuciano: So far, the two awesomeest movies i have seen in the bargain bin are: Donnie Darko and The Boondock Saints. Holla! Boondock Saints is bad-assed. I have no idea why I never heard of it until the LBP pointed it out in the bargain bin. Best DVD I've bought that I never heard of.
Have you heard that they are working on a sequal to Boondock Saints?
here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330083/
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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11/14/2003 at 03:31 |
nolegz doesn't know how to read...
The Boondock Saints kicks ass...I heard that they were coming out with a second one.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4533 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/14/2003 at 13:36 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: nolegz doesn't know how to read...
The Boondock Saints kicks ass...I heard that they were coming out with a second one.
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11/14/2003 at 14:30 |
mudvayne_69_69_69: nolegz doesn't know how to read...
The Boondock Saints kicks ass...I heard that they were coming out with a second one.
MUD
MUD
whoops! must have had my MUD filter on. SRY!
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