LilBabyPissmouth
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10/8/2003 at 15:46 |
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 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... My sister is a nurse in the OR, and last night an older gentleman came in with a crochet needle stuck in his cock, hook side first.
He wanted to get a lil somethin from the ol wif, and can not get it up. Viagra is out because he takes high blood pressure medication.
SOUTION? Crochet needle out of the wif's basket!! He hooked his bladder, couldn't pee around it, therefore, had to get it removed.
Sister: "Poor old guy, I didn't have the heart to ask him if it worked or not,"
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HOBO
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10/8/2003 at 15:51 |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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10/8/2003 at 16:21 |
Oh, my, FUCK...I'm still cringing...Thats insane.
Speaking of horror stories in the OR, a friends of mines sister is a nurse, and he's always coming in telling us about the patients she'd had the night before. I guess one night there was an accident involving a truck, and a motor cycle. The guy on the motor cycle ended up getting his ankle stuck in the truck while it was rolling around and when his body decided to come to a stop the truck kept rolling, and it ripped his ankle and the shin bones right out of his knee socket. what was left was a bloody fleshy mess that looked like a mop from the knee down. Nice eh?
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/8/2003 at 16:23 |
Wow... thats awesome. Imagine the guys frustration point in considering sticking that up his pipe. Of all things to use, wouldn't you think that a barbed tip is just generally a bad idea? Did they have to surgically remove it? Or is there some way you can jam something else in there and sort of guide it out? In my opinion, the guy should give up on his heart and go for some solid, chemical based boners. I mean, what good is your heart anyway if you cant use it to pump blood to your dong?
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azron123
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10/8/2003 at 18:12 |
Exactly! Why live if you can't enjoy yourself. I would rather take a chance on blasting my heart out the front of my chest that shove a fucking crochet needle into my dick. Jesus! This idiot deserves to have his dick taken away and given to someone who will show it the proper respect.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/8/2003 at 18:54 |
Azron123: This idiot deserves to have his dick taken away and given to someone who will show it the proper respect. Someone like... you, perhaps?
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LilBabyPissmouth
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10/8/2003 at 19:17  |
An incision was made into the underside base of his penis (between C & B), and the "hook" of the needle was untangled from the punctured urethra.
Sister also commented: "You're probably thinking of one of those smaller needles...No, this one was about the size of my thumb..."
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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10/8/2003 at 19:40 |
gah...i dont wanna even see pics about this.
/me vomits everywhere
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LuckyLuciano
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline
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10/8/2003 at 19:46 |
and another thing:
if i was that guy, i would rather be shot than have someone play around with sharp objects INSIDE my penis.
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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10/8/2003 at 21:35 |
THAT is something to be added to the amazing mortals list.
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azron123
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10/9/2003 at 02:21 |
Azron123: This idiot deserves to have his dick taken away and given to someone who will show it the proper respect. Someone like... you, perhaps?
That was pretty fukken cold. Funny though.
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10/31/2003 at 18:04 |
Totally gives me an idea for a halloween costume! no not really. it still hurts thinking about it.
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