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We are not amused.


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12/1/2004 at 22:26








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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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12/1/2004 at 23:30

You will all die of AIDS. Fags.

I would rather discuss how wonderful it is that some females can eat their own snatch.






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12/2/2004 at 00:02

grafisk69:
I would rather discuss how wonderful it is that some females can eat their own snatch.


does that make them gay?






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12/2/2004 at 03:33

does that make them gay?


No, just repulsive and desperate.






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12/2/2004 at 04:38

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12/2/2004 at 07:58

There appears to be some argument regarding the homo/heterosexual nature of sucking on your own cock.

I'll say this:

If you want to suck cock, and you're a guy, you're gay.

Regardless, if you suck cock--your own or someone else's--you are clearly, and without argument a cocksucker.








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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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12/3/2004 at 05:31

Then jacking off means you are also a DICKTUGGER. Which means if you tug your dick, his dick or any dick, your gay. Bullshit. I tug my dick plenty, and that hardly makes me gay. If so, then every fukin dood in here is a flaming bitch.

Discussion should be over.






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12/3/2004 at 14:38

All I'm saying is that if a dick is in some guy's mouth, somebody is necessarily gay.

I will posit that the most likely candidate is the guy with the dick in his mouth.






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12/3/2004 at 15:28

I've been putting some thought into this one. Because it's such a fuked answer. It's kind of like being labeled a thief, but only you are stealing your own shit. Instead, I think it goes beyond being a flamer, one would have to be labeled just plain ol' "fucking wierdo".

As in:

"Dude, did I just catch you sucking your own dick? Dude, you fucking weirdo!"






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12/3/2004 at 15:44

Anything you'd like to add, Dumbskull?






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12/3/2004 at 18:51

Yes.

Someone, anyone who sucks the cock is indeed a cocksucker. Makes no difference if they are red yellow black or white, male or female, or even of another species.

However if you are asking me because you think I have some expertise in this particular arena then I can not give you give you any “how to” hints. I heard it was like falling off a bike or something.


The ball and chain has been keeping his under lock and key for so long now that I am sure he is simply hiding that fact that he has had a sex change.

As for chicks you lick their own… That takes a hell of a lot of bendy power to do that, and as was already pointed out… just fucking desperate and gross.







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12/3/2004 at 20:33

Bendy power and staying power. And too much trouble.

Get the husband drunk and put on a grown up movie and count to 10. That's the laziest way to masturbate.
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12/3/2004 at 21:14

or look at my avatar.






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12/4/2004 at 02:10

sherry's avatar was hornier.
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12/8/2004 at 21:57

it's official...

teh barch is an internet legend.






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12/8/2004 at 23:01

barch97: it's official...

teh barch is an internet legend.


Congrats Barch. Thumbs up!






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12/8/2004 at 23:25

Heather: Bendy power and staying power. And too much trouble.

Get the husband drunk and put on a grown up movie and count to 10. That's the laziest way to masturbate.



Damn! That's depressing. If you have to get him drunk first maybe you should considder finding a different partner

My girlfriend and I look foreward to sex with eachother.






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12/9/2004 at 00:04

Swell for you, how about posting some pictures of these awesome sexual encounters with you and your new GF.






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12/9/2004 at 00:53

Dumbskull: Swell for you, how about posting some pictures of these awesome sexual encounters with you and your new GF.


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12/9/2004 at 01:51

yeah right... like you never faked an orgasm with your girlfriend. :eyeroll:






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1/5/2005 at 23:02

man i tried that at 12, 13 ,14 , 15 etc etc years of age and i never got there

now all the beer's gone to my stomach so im definitely not getting any loving from my own mouth.

my tongue's pierced tho, i bet i would kick ass at sucking my dick
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