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DARTH MENSES




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9/19/2003 at 21:23
This is awesome.

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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



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Now, on to the original post...
you're getting a massage. the massager is the same sex as you. you're trying very hard to think non-gay thoughts. you're very relaxed. this is a fantastic massage. the massager begins to massage your naughty parts. and, you don't stop him/her right away...

does this make you gay?






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DARTH MENSES




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9/19/2003 at 21:42

it makes you "bi-curious"






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9/20/2003 at 16:07

no, it makes you kHz !!!




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9/22/2003 at 02:12

you are either gay, or in prison






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9/23/2003 at 12:38

Thaat sounds like a very gay moment in your life. Don't ever let another guy touch your cock, it'll make you gay. Remember gayness is very contagious.






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9/23/2003 at 12:41

Jesus Barch! I'm starting to think you have issues.






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9/23/2003 at 15:47

Now Barch, were you the person GIVING the massage? If so then none of this matters because you were a flamer before then






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9/23/2003 at 17:44

...Only if you ask for the "Happy Ending"...






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