VodkaJohnnie
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 6/7/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:16 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... If you have a triple chin, gut hanging over the belt and sweat stains on your back, can you still get laid?
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.   SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:19  |
From what ive seen in my short stay here, im sure you can ask MUD for advice on that. |
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:24 |
Sure can...you just gotta find someone desperate enough to do it with ya.
No matter how bad off you are, there's always someone worse off than you, and you have to capitilise on that fact.
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:32 |
I beg to differ.. i am the lowest of the low. There ain't nobody lower than me baby.. so... do animals count?
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:33  |
Bobo's wife had a kid so I guess the answer is yes.
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VodkaJohnnie
Tender vittles Posts: 13 Registered: 6/7/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:44 |
Momad, Hobo demands an apology! Don't make me tell everyone that your left boob is bigger than your right one. Or that Weeman told me fukin a dead camel was better than your cold fish ass.
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:48 |
Whoah0h0h0h0, SNAP! Looks like Momad pushed the "sensitive" button. It's ok, bobo. Your sweat stain is hardly noticeable.
To Stevie Wonder.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 20:53 |
Hahaha. Stevie Wonder. Even that bitch can smell the high-octane shite pouring out your gummy old armpits.
Incidentally, it's almost always the woman's right breast that's bigger, for the same reason that a lobster's dominant claw is almost always bigger than the other.
And no, that reason isn't "cause it cuts more fish in half." Though I wish it was.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 22:15 |
All I know is ugly goes away in the dark but, fat is ALWAYS with ya.
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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9/4/2003 at 23:43 |
Yeah, it's odd. It actually IS my left breast that is slightly bigger. How b0bo knew that is both mysterious and bothersome. As for weeman preferring to hump dead camels, there's no question as to how b0bo knew that, as the little bugger made a website about it. Friggin' weeman.
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/citizen_of_earth/update8.htm
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VodkaJohnnie
Tender vittles Posts: 13 Registered: 6/7/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 11:52 |
little slices of pepperoni with a hershey kiss on type.
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Maptivo12
Tender vittles  Posts: 19 Registered: 9/3/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 16:42 |
See but any guy can agree when out at a bar there is never a shortage of fat chicks with 1 hot girl and everyone has to decide who is gonna take one for the team. Cause fat chicks rarely say no. |
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS. SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 16:56 |
i always liked the comparison of a fatty to a scooter, REAL fun to ride, that is, until your freinds see you on it!
Either way fat chick sex sometimes might be better, think about it, they will always put more effort into the whole act, because they dont know if they will ever get a piece of ass again, so they work harder to keep it, yeah like thatll happen
[Edited on 5/9/2003 by fl_projekt]
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 16:56 |
Do you know from experience?
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS. SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 16:59 |
SHIT i wont lie, i took a hit for the team, not proud of it, but i took the hit nonetheless
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Maptivo12
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 9/3/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 17:50 |
Any guy that says he has never had a fat chick is a damn liar. If not just for a quick hummer to curve the urge. If he says that then he is probably a fat slob himself that sits on his hand till it's numb and jerks off making beleive it is someone else. |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1114 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 18:13 |
More cushion, means for better pushin'
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 18:19 |
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! The good ole sleeper...man those are fun!
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 18:33 |
I think that this being friday and i am going to run around boston like a crazy man on a decent amount of booze and blood spilling out of random holes in my body while I torture and degrade small children and women [is] sexy.. yeah.. that is fucking sexy.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLEPosts: 1114 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 19:21 |
No kHz thats not sexy. You getting raped by a 350 lB Samoan women in a back alley while she sings "I'm too sexy for myself", now thats SEXY!
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 19:24 |
Getting raped by FukingBen is sexy?
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 21:37 |
You even have to question that?
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1618 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 22:33 |
what is sexy?
my scrotum.
stretched taut. |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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9/5/2003 at 23:15 |
No kHz thats not sexy. You getting raped by a 350 lB Samoan women in a back alley while she sings "I'm too sexy for myself", now thats SEXY!
I'm not into it but Mud digs grossly obese chicks.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/6/2003 at 00:45 |
THIS is sexy.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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9/6/2003 at 02:50 |
If you think so I'm just ever so happy for you, fag.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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9/6/2003 at 12:12 |
I don't dig grossly obese chicks, I just find they smell interesting.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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9/6/2003 at 13:15 |
I beg to differ. In my experience, fat doesn't necessarily equal stinky.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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9/6/2003 at 13:43 |
True story. Fat does not equal skanky.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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9/6/2003 at 13:47 |
Not stinky...interesting...kinda like bacon grease, and sweat, with a side of sour cream.
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