LinkSwarm Forums Index > Sexual Encounters > What is sexy? LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < The best part?         <<      1    2  Hot or hot? > New Topic  Post Reply What is sexy?         10611 reads KAMIKAZI Tender vittles Posts: 1 Registered: 9/14/2003 Offline 9/20/2003 at 15:48 Of course you can: As the great chemist Aristotle used to say in medieval Egypt: "There is not such a thing as an ugly chick. It's just you that didn't drink enough." CACA... ____________________ Life goes on, G.P.A. goes down... Direct URL mudvayne_69_69_69 Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline 9/20/2003 at 16:06 Great words of wisdom...There's nothing booze can't fix, or make better. MUD Direct URL LuckyLuciano SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 364 Registered: 9/7/2003 Offline 9/22/2003 at 02:09 booze doesnt really make ugly/fat girls look better, it just makes us care less ____________________ Direct URL mudvayne_69_69_69 Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline 9/24/2003 at 13:06 Either way, it helps everyone get laid. MUD Direct URL HamishMacbeth Tender vittles Posts: 1 Registered: 3/19/2004 Offline 3/25/2004 at 17:44 As long as all those crevices are scrubbed and douched out, she puts some fuu fuu juice on, and the lights are absolutely OUT, none of my friends know, none of my friends will EVER know, I am in the middle of an extreme dry spell, ...AND I've drunk enough tequila to make WIllie Nelson drunk...then maybe...MAYBE...with YOUR dick, I might do her. ____________________ work to live, don't live to work. Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Online 3/25/2004 at 18:16 With all three inches, huh? ____________________ HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. Direct URL mudvayne_69_69_69 Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline 3/25/2004 at 19:40 Man...You have a three inch cock......You have more in common with most of the people here, than you think..... MUD Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Online 3/25/2004 at 19:56 That's when it's soft, my dear friend. I would never fuk a fatty with the whole thing. That would insult it! ____________________ HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. Direct URL BloodyBowels SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 265 Registered: 3/29/2003 Offline 3/25/2004 at 20:30 If you have a triple chin, gut hanging over the belt and sweat stains on your back, can you still get laid? There was a time when I would have answered this no but now I know different and yes even with all that disgusting stuff you can apparently still land a pretty hot chick. ____________________ The abolishment of pain in surgery is a chimera. It is absurd to go on seeking it. . . . Knife and pain are two words in surgery that must forever be associated in the consciousness of the patient.- Dr. Alfred Velpeau (1839) Direct URL mudvayne_69_69_69 Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline 3/25/2004 at 21:08 Well, it's about time, you finally got laid.........Details, Details, Details....... MUD Direct URL mudvayne_69_69_69 Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline 3/25/2004 at 21:22 Well, it's about time, you finally got laid.........Details, Details, Details....... MUD Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 3/26/2004 at 01:22 My feet hurt when I think about banging fat chicks. ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/26/2004 at 16:01 I have a buddy who says he sometimes shits so hard it makes the arches of his feet hurt. I find this incredibly random and also hilarious. ____________________ To win, you must fight not only the creature you encounter; you must fight the most horrible thing that can be constructed from its corpse. Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 3/28/2004 at 21:24 Have you ever gotten really drunk, fuked a fat chick and wake up the next morning with your hair hurting? True Story. ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL azron123 I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLE Posts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline 3/28/2004 at 21:31 No. ____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Direct URL < The best part?         <<      1    2  Hot or hot? > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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