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8/28/2003 at 15:01
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Now, on to the original post...
Teh barch is pretty damn good at cummin'

...less than 4 minutes this morning

 
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DARTH MENSES




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8/28/2003 at 15:06

dude.... wow..

I am the best at going... does that make things even?






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DARTH MENSES




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8/28/2003 at 15:13

damn, I thought for sure the spelling and being posted in the "sexual encounters" forum would avoid any confusion but, you seem to have found a way to bypass my intent completely and stifle teh funney before it even got up to cruising speed.

it's a damn shame
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8/28/2003 at 16:37

Man you suck...Is that without any help, (ie books, movies, dildos, etc...) I can cum in under 2 minutes, as long as I have some material to help me along.


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8/28/2003 at 17:03

well... I did have a little help from mrs barch
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8/28/2003 at 17:14

OH Well that don't count at all then...no fair...

So let me get this straight...you got it on with mrs barch, and you're bragging to us how fast you came...
how dissapointed was your missus???


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8/28/2003 at 18:14

why would she be disappointed? she got to see lil' barchie
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8/28/2003 at 18:16

Ha Ha Ha, little barchie, man she must have been pissed...cumming in 4 minutes, and a little barchie...did you at least let her eat your cum?



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8/28/2003 at 18:26

eat it? are you fuckin' crazy? you can't eat that stuff. I've been saving it in jars in my refrigerator just in case my daughter ever wants to have a child.
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8/28/2003 at 18:30

Man...you always think of everything don't you...why can't I have 1/2, no even 1/4 of the brain you do???



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8/28/2003 at 18:31

well... duh! 'cause you've been giving away your seed to any ho that'll swallow it.

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8/28/2003 at 18:39

So that makes you dumber does it...well if I eat my seed myself, will that make me smarter then...



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9/3/2003 at 10:42

It couldn't hurt.






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9/3/2003 at 12:00

OK, I'll try to remember that next time...


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9/3/2003 at 12:51

The hard part is getting the old lady to spit half of it into a glass. Women don't like to share it because they believe it makes them smarter than us.






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9/3/2003 at 13:21

Damn it...They need all they can get, so I understand...


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9/3/2003 at 15:23

So, I'm guessing it doesn't improve driving skills any then, huh?







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9/3/2003 at 15:31

Not noticably. It does seem to improove the ability to bitch and whine however.






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9/3/2003 at 15:42

Plus, about once every 24 days it seems to do this wierd eruption thing where it expands in their tummies and pushes out a lot of blood from out their sexhole. It's gross -- it clumps up and smells, just like hell-kelp. Then you gotta grab them and shove a bloodplug up into the place where they're jettisoning blood from and then like give them back rubs to calm them down and get the demon out.






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9/3/2003 at 16:58

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

I try not to trust anything that bleeds for a week, and doesn't die.



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9/16/2003 at 17:10

Yikes.


I was gonna post a smart-ass remark.

Then I saw the words, "hell kelp".

Check, please.






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9/17/2003 at 14:47

Yeah...Hell Kelp is the clincher...Not too much can top that.



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