MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling   SSHOLE |
Posts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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3/28/2002 at 17:45 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... You could be, unless you're gay. A girl talking about her sexual encounters. I bet you all want details. Luscious, luscious details. Sights. Sounds. Sensations. Sins. Sighs, Thighs, Thumps, Cries. Toys, Noise, Ties, Joys. Positions, Emissions, Roles, Submissions. Boobs, Tubes, Teams, Foods. Creams, Dreams, Lubes, Screams. You want to hear about it all.
Sorry, I don't discuss those things. This was just a cruel tease.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, ok. Here's a little something. It's really weird when you start to do something that, according to past experience, you know guys like, and the guy instead jolts and giggles a little and says "That tickles!" Weird.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/28/2002 at 18:05 |
"Emissions?" Yuck.
"Teams?" Yay!
Hey, I have stuff that tickles. Sometimes unbearably. Interestingly enough, I've had girls that don't set off the tickle response, and some that do. I believe it has something to do with a light touch versus a firm touch.
In any case, if he's too jackrabbity for you to get your hump on, crack him a good right-hook across the face, then get to your business.
P.S. I find it interesting -- and disheartening -- that you left out "smells." Shame on you for ignoring your brain's most memory-provoking sensory venue. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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4/1/2002 at 20:03 |
Good point about neglecting to mention the brain's memory sensory trigger,"smells", however in this sort of scenario, there are some things, specifically those triggered by the sense of smell, that one probably wouldn't WANT to remember.
Gone are the days of being too squeamish to speak up when you're not enjoying the romp, for whatever reason. So when a guy gets too, as you put it, "jack-rabbity", or perhaps not jack-rabbity enough, a girl's gotta say something. Guys, don't be insulted if a girl halts your process and makes a suggestion or wants to try something different. She's giving you the opportunity to redeem yourself and saving you the torment of her going and telling all her friends about it, instead of you. If she didn't care or wasn't into it, she'd just ride it out (so to speak) and then let that lame and disappointing experience remain as her idea of how you are in the shag department. And you don't want that, I'm sure. Many of you are probably thinking "Well, I can tell if she's enjoying it without her having to say anything." This is generally true. Generally.
Ever try to have a conversation with a girl and it feels like listening to a skipping CD - repetitive and broken into non-sensical pieces? We realize this. We know when we're doing it. We just don't care. We do a lot for you, you're just going to have to deal with that frustration. But we also (the good ones anyway) recognize what you do for us and if your girl is wise, she will show appreciation... and if you're lucky she'll REALLY show it....
The point is, we girls are impossible to figure out because even the smartest of us are fucking nuts. But some of us, like myself, understand your strife and try to help ya out a little now and then. I find pleasure in things other than making guys suffer. You guys are helpess out there in the sea of female turmoil, so I figure it's only right to throw you the occasional herring.
One more thing, and I could get into trouble with my female cohorts for this: If a girl ever expects or puts pressure on you to change, ask yourself this: "If she doesn't like me this way, why did she want to be with me in the first place?" Whatever is it that she now wants that didn't seem to be an issue when you first got together, if she can't acknowledge the fact that you're not a Transformer made out of Playdough (how awesome would that be), slip her a couple extra Prozacs and go do some evaluating. Granted, many of you SHOULD change, but nothing's more irritating than a guy who whines about the girl that he did everything for and changed for who broke his heart so now he's scared of getting hurt blah blah blah. So don't do it. Be your stupid, illogical, meathead self. It's the better way to go in the end.
And by the way, size matters. |
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FakeMoMad
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 10/10/2002 Offline
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10/18/2002 at 17:15 |
Wow, thats some good advice 
You know I HATE it when girls gotta try to change someone. You are right. I also dont understand those people who whine and cry about they hearts bein broken by one person, im sure there are 4BILLION FEMAILS IN THIS WORLD!! So why whine about 1 peson when there are so many others that WANT someone!
Ok, lemme put it this way. If a girl doesnt want to have sex, ask yourself this, "Why did she get wit me in the first place?"
Why do girls and guys get together and have a relationship? Lest not forget that its all sexually orriented. So if you dont want to have sex, then forget it all... its sex or no sex. period.
Am I right? Am I rong? Or am I just jealous cuz i cant get any?
I Dunno but I want my meat to be eaten too!
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