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5/6/2009 at 16:32
This shit is for real.

Check it out.


http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20090430-tows-kfc-coupon-download

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5/6/2009 at 16:40

Oh honey son

she just keepin it real






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5/6/2009 at 17:05

Best place on the planet to eat if you like having the shits.






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5/6/2009 at 17:54

ooh child shit yes.






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5/7/2009 at 09:39

Oprah is a hard-core philanthropist. She loves people, and people love chicken. People also love Oprah, who loves chicken as well.








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5/7/2009 at 11:30

flake: Oprah is a hard-core philanthropist. She loves people, and people love chicken. People also love Oprah, who loves chicken as well.



but who do chickens love?






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5/7/2009 at 11:42

Chickens are incapable of emotion. That is why we eat them.






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5/7/2009 at 12:48

Wotak correct, yet again.






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5/7/2009 at 17:06

I went and got my free oprah meal yesterday...it was pretty good.
When I opened the door of the kfc to go in, it looked like someone had left the lights off, it was pretty dark in there. The line was pretty long and some folks were getting impatient for their free yard bird. One extra large lady stood at the cashier and called the corporate kfc number and simultaneously bitched at the phone and the store manager. 4 black army chicks started a coupon dance routine in line behind me... wanna be dave chepelle with the cursive GANGSTAR tattoo on his neck was doing his stand up routine in line. The mexican construction workers stood in the back looking like they were ready for a riot. The only other white person in there was a lady that looked like she escaped from her trailer and was trying to compete with the black ladies on who could be the most annoying and loudest bitch in the place. All in all, was a fun time... I kept waiting for the riot to start, when I finally got my order there was about 30 people in line and more outside doing the am I going to wait for this shit dance.
I still think Pollo Loco is better, but the free lunch was pretty good. Thanks oprah!
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5/7/2009 at 21:04

Wotak: Best place on the planet to eat if you like having the shits.


But itsa grilled man.
Is OK, no shit prollems.

Thanks. wolfer for the link, I'd a never known. Looking forward to redeeming. They oughta change the name. It ain't Kentucky Fried and KFC don't mean a thang.






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5/8/2009 at 03:01

Oh hell, I thought it was for her own personal use.
-Get me a bucket of chicken, flunky.
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5/8/2009 at 06:54

El Pollo Loco will except the free KFC coupons on Mothers Day since KFC wont. So take yo mom to El Pollo Loco fo some grilld chickens.

El Pollo Loco and KFC are in old fashioned throwdown over free chicken. KFC customers have gone crazy over the company's recent free chicken coupons, but apparently the coupons won't be honored on Mother's Day. So El Pollo Loco has decided to honor KFC's coupons on Mother's Day for their customers -- whether you're a mother or not!




MMMM smells like chicken





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5/8/2009 at 09:17

from the comments/oprah-shoutbox:

Thanks to Oprah for her generosity and kindness in giving the KFC coupons. The meal was a blessing to me and my son. Keep up the great inspiration!!!









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5/8/2009 at 18:03


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5/11/2009 at 06:58

That is not Colonel Sanders.






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