azron123
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4/3/2003 at 23:33  |
Hey this makes three. I'm beginning to think that giving computers to people barely out of the stone age was not a good idea.
I'm willing to pass this one off if any one else wants him.
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FROM: Mr. paul maga
DEPARTMENT OF MINERALS AND ENERGY
PRETORIA,
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
Dear Sir,
INVESTMENT REQUEST
Greetings. It is indeed my pleasure to write to you this letter
on behalf of my colleagues, which I believe will be a big surprise
as we are both complete strangers, I work for the ministry of Minerals
and Energy in South Africa, but presently in Zurich Switzerland
on an official program for a period of 30 days. By this letter,
I am representing and also acting on behalf of my boss and two other
senior colleagues whose mandate I have to contact a trusted and
reliable foreign based businessman during this period of my stay
in Zurich concerning a business matter of mutual benefit to all.
By this mandate given to me, we are in dire need of a foreign partner
to assist us in the transfer/investment of USD30, 000,000.00(Thirty
million United state Dollars) the key issue are the transfer and
the subsequent investment of the said sum. We are ready to go into
an agreement with you and also offer you negotiable fee for the
assistance and putting together and investment portfolio for us.
Within the Department of Minerals and Energy where I work as a Director
of Audit and Project Implementation, with the co-operation of three
of my senor colleagues, we have in our possession an overdue payment
of 30 million. This said fund represent certain percentage of the
contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign
contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced to the amount
of US$30,000,000.00(Thirty million United States Dollars). Though
the actual contract sum have been paid to the original contractors,
leaving the excess balance unclaimed.
Since the present elected Government is determined to pay foreign
Contractor all debts owed, so as to maintain good relationship with
foreign Government and non-government agencies, we included our
bills for approvals with the Department of Finance and the Reserve
Bank of South Africa (RBSA). We are seeking your assistance to front
as the beneficiary of the unclaimed Funds, since we are not allowed
to operate foreign accounts. Details and change of beneficiary information
upon your application for claim to reflect payment and approvals
will be secured on behalf of you/your Company.
This business is completely safe and secure, provided you treat
it with utmost confidentiality it does not matter whether or not
you own a company or you invested funds before, we shall guide you
on what to do as this is a common practice in my country. The bases
will be that a major company won a contract from my ministry and
subcontracted it to you. More often, big trading companies and firms
of unrelated fields win contracts and subcontracts to more specialized
firms
for execution.
We shall follow strictly all the legal procedures entailed in our
laws and the international laws in transferring the funds to make
it legitimate and authoritative.
Upon your acceptance of this proposal I shall provide for you my
private telephone number through which you can reach me for verbal
discussion on the details, otherwise kindly disregard this email
and delete from your box immediately.
Thank you and God Bless
Best Regards
Mr. paul maga
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I just noticed that he didn't include his email address in the letter. I'll get it and post it in a little while.
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4/4/2003 at 01:48 |
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azron123
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4/4/2003 at 01:52 |
This creep found me on a singles site. I pulled up his profile there it's a hoot.
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I am a Bisexual man
I was born 8/8/1957
I am looking for a Male for Friendship
I am Married and I have 2 - 3 childrens
i am kind and fair person full of love and affection all the time,
My Ideal Partner...
one i can trust
More About Me...
Ethnicity: Afro-American/Black
Religion: Christian
Education: B.A./B.S.
Occupation: business
Income: up to $30,000 a year
Height: 5' 8'' - 6' (1.7 - 1.8m)
Build: Medium
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Smoking Habits: None
Drinking Habits: Light
Interests: Traveling
Language I Speak: English
My Partner........
Location:
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Marital Status: Married
Age Range: 48 - 55
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Education: High School Diploma
Children: 2 - 3
Drinking Habits: Light
Body Type: Medium
Height: 5' 8'' - 6' (1.7 - 1.8m)
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4/9/2003 at 12:27 |
I hust heard back from creepy Paul and passed him off to Stan. Stan has been going through an identity crisis and has been through some major changes.
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Hi Paul. My name is Stan Pokryczwayk. My dear friend Ron gave me your address and
told me a bit about your situation and that you are looking for a partner in the USA. I
have to tell you that I am very interested.
He also sent me your profile from datingclub and I was very interested in that as well.
Please email me as soon as is convenient with more complete information about both
your business proposal and yourself.
I'm 36 years old and I'm a self employed lingere and feminine hygene consultant. I'm 5'
9" tall weigh about 130 pounds and I'm an in-process trans-sexual. By this I mean that
I've had almost all of the required operations and my female equipment installed but
have never quite been able to part with my original male apendage. Since you are a bi-
sexual this should work out fine because you will be getting the very best of both
worlds, if you know what I mean. I'm in the process of changing my legal name to
Stasha Peters. It's easier to pronounce.
I'm unattached and very well off financially because of the inheritance and insurance
settlement I recieved after the death of my parents.
They were on a tour of a local chocolate factory ( part of the settlement was that I'm not
allowed to tell people the company name but it was located in Hershey PA) when a
walkway broke and plunged them and about 12 others into a vat of chocolate (with
almonds).
I hope to hear from you soon.
Stasha (Stan)
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I wonder how soon he'll write back
[Edited on 9/4/2003 by azron123]
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4/9/2003 at 15:10  |
Looks like I hooked the son of a bitch. It seems as if the more outrageoug the is, the more interested they are. This clown might have some entertainment value.
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Heeeeeeeeeello,
Stan thank very much for mail.I will be coming to meet with you in america after this transaction is over,but first thing first business.please stan forward your phone number so that i can have a vioce contact with you and i shall tell the modalities of this transaction.please read below carefully and reconfirm your interest.
FROM: Mr. paul maga
DEPARTMENT OF MINERALS AND ENERGY
PRETORIA,
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
Dear Sir,
INVESTMENT REQUEST
Greetings. It is indeed my pleasure to write to you this letter
on behalf of my colleagues, which I believe will be a big surprise
as we are both complete strangers, I work for the ministry of Minerals
and Energy in South Africa, but presently in Zurich Switzerland
on an official program for a period of 30 days. By this letter,
I am representing and also acting on behalf of my boss and two other
senior colleagues whose mandate I have to contact a trusted and
reliable foreign based businessman during this period of my stay
in Zurich concerning a business matter of mutual benefit to all.
By this mandate given to me, we are in dire need of a foreign partner
to assist us in the transfer/investment of USD30, 000,000.00(Thirty
million United state Dollars) the key issue are the transfer and
the subsequent investment of the said sum. We are ready to go into
an agreement with you and also offer you negotiable fee for the
assistance and putting together and investment portfolio for us.
Within the Department of Minerals and Energy where I work as a Director
of Audit and Project Implementation, with the co-operation of three
of my senor colleagues, we have in our possession an overdue payment
of 30 million. This said fund represent certain percentage of the
contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign
contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced to the amount
of US$30,000,000.00(Thirty million United States Dollars). Though
the actual contract sum have been paid to the original contractors,
leaving the excess balance unclaimed.
Since the present elected Government is determined to pay foreign
Contractor all debts owed, so as to maintain good relationship with
foreign Government and non-government agencies, we included our
bills for approvals with the Department of Finance and the Reserve
Bank of South Africa (RBSA). We are seeking your assistance to front
as the beneficiary of the unclaimed Funds, since we are not allowed
to operate foreign accounts. Details and change of beneficiary information
upon your application for claim to reflect payment and approvals
will be secured on behalf of you/your Company.
This business is completely safe and secure, provided you treat
it with utmost confidentiality it does not matter whether or not
you own a company or you invested funds before, we shall guide you
on what to do as this is a common practice in my country. The bases
will be that a major company won a contract from my ministry and
subcontracted it to you. More often, big trading companies and firms
of unrelated fields win contracts and subcontracts to more specialized
firms
for execution.
We shall follow strictly all the legal procedures entailed in our
laws and the international laws in transferring the funds to make
it legitimate and authoritative.
Upon your acceptance of this proposal I shall provide for you my
private telephone number through which you can reach me for verbal
discussion on the details, otherwise kindly disregard this email
and delete from your box immediately.
Thank you and God Bless
Best Regards
Mr. paul maga
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This jerk doesn't know it yet but his life just took a turn toward the twilight zone.
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4/9/2003 at 15:15 |
I didn't know they actually responded if you wrote to them. hahahaha, that's awesome... I get about four of those a week |
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azron123
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4/9/2003 at 15:24  |
Here is the url of the picture of transsexual Stan that I'm sending him with my next letter.
http://www.freepics-download.com/boobs7/9801.JPG
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4/9/2003 at 18:01 |
Here is the start of Creepy Pauls walk on the wild side. I think he's hooked so now I can start to rip his mind apart.
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Dear Paul,
I've read your letter and have to tell you that I am very interested indeed. But before we become partners I think you should admit what's really going on. You are stealing $30.5 million that the South African Government has lost track of due to an accounting error or some such. You need help to get the money, yourself and your family over here
before they discover their mistake and try to recover the money and/or arrest you.
Right?
I want you to know that I have absolutely no problem with this but I think that if we are going to be partners we should be honest with eachother. Actually the money probably
originally came from the USA in the first place as part of a foreign aid package or some such.
I'm going to make some very discret inquiries about the best way to bring that much money into the country unnoticed. You don't want to get caught and I certainly don't want to pay the taxes on it if I don't have to.
It would definately be best if we confine our discussions to email for the time being since the provisions of the new Patriot Act allow the government to monitor overseas
phone calls.
Any way, Sounds good to me. Let's do it!
Your letter told me a lot about your "project" but didn't say anything at all about YOU.
I loved your profile but I'm dying to know more.
I've included a recent picture of myself. I hope you like it. The surgery was hideously expensive but was well worth it. I decided that if I was going to be a woman I wanted to get noticed. You can't even see any scars unless you look very closely. Maybe I'll show them to you when you get here, if you know what I mean.
Since you and I are going to get to know eachother very very well I want to tell you the story about my decision to undergo gender reasignment.
About five years ago I fell deeply in love with a very beautiful woman but after we were engaged to be married she told me that she was a lesbian. She said that if only I were a woman she could truely return my love for her. After some serious thought I decided what the hell, I can afford it.
After the bandages came off she started to act strangely and eventually she admitted that she couldn't deal with the fact that I was now more beautiful than she. Eventually she left me. Women! Go figure!
After she left me I found that I was enjoying my life more than I ever had before. I didn't really feel like haveing more surgery at that point and decided to stay like this. I hope my story didn't put you off. but I felt you should know since we are going to be partners and will be working very closely, if you know what I mean.
Please call me Stasha from now on since that will be my legal name very soon.
Write soon and send me a picture
Take care
Stasha
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4/11/2003 at 14:31 |
No word from Creepy Paul today. I wonder if I over did it. May be he was intimidated by the tits. Doesn't matter. There'll be another soon.
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4/11/2003 at 15:47 |
I'm going to try to get creepy Paul to write back to Transsexual Stan.
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Paul
Stan told me that he hasn't heard from you in a few days and I just wanted to find out if everything is OK.
I hope Stan didn't put you off. He can get a bit earthy at times and sometimes she tells people a bit more than they really need to know.
Stan, whatever her faults may be, is honest, trusting, loyal to her friends and has more money than God. He also has a great rack. I told him not to send you THAT picture but she doesn't always listen to advice.
Stan is very interested in your project even though it's really only small change to her. She got several times that much from the Hershey Candy Company after her parents accident. She makes a couple extra million a year as a feminine hygene consultant but it's really just something she does for fun.
Please get back to him as soon as possible.
Thanks
azron
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4/11/2003 at 17:12 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my gawd my stomach hurts.
hAHHAHAHAA
I like how you signed the last one azron and the mixing up of the pronouns.
I hope you scared him off. That would be awesome. He's not quite as persistent as crazy terry though is he.
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4/11/2003 at 22:33 |
Creepy Paul sent back a brief reply to my letter. It doesn't feel quite like it was written by the same guy. Maybe the real phoney Paul needed a couple of days off to recover from Stan's picture and a backup phoney Paul is filling in.
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Thank u very much 4 ur concern i will get to her soon.
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Notice he called Stan Her.
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4/11/2003 at 23:28 |
Creepy Paul finally wrote back. I thought that I had lost him for a moment but I guess the combination of big tits and big money was just too irresistable.
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Heeeeello stasha,
Thank u 4 ur mail, i have been a little bit busy with some office work and trying to put something together,stasha how far have you gone with the research you want to carry out, have you been able to come up with anything yet, but stasha i wiil like you to know that i have also carry my own research and i have come up with some wonderful news,stasha there is a company in Holland that is willing to assist us in carrying the money to Holland for us and they are said they can round this whole transaction in just two week, what do you think about this please reconfirm becos we partner and i cannot do anything without your consent.Waiting 4 reply
Best regards,
Paul.
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He hasn't really told me anything about himself and he's already got a company lined up to handle the transfer. Isn't he thoughtful. He must be living under the illusion that He's in control or something.
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4/12/2003 at 00:59 |
Here's my reply to Creepy Paul. I think I managed to bounce around and hit him with enough off the wall bullshit that he's thouroughly off balance.
Paul really doesn't seem to be as single minded as Terry was. If he ever wants to get good at this he's going to have to learn to focus.
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Hi Paulie.
When I didn't hear from you today I thought that perhaps you had decided not to do business with me. I have to tell you, I was crushed. My friend azron told me he'd write to you and make sure every thing was alright.
I would have written earlier myself but by the end of the day I was far too distraught to even go near a keyboard. Life as a feminine hygene consultant isn't all sun beams, roses and lollipops you know. I had about eight clients in a row today who absolutely refuse to follow my advice even though they each pay me $1000 per session for it. My God, Paulie, I think they were all douching with two week old tuna and cleaning their asses with a rotten carp. One had a boil on her kooze the size of a chicken egg ( do you have chickens in Africa? Just wondering.) and two are developing anal warts. What a business! It's barely worth the 80 thousand I make each week.
Any way, enough about my problems.
Paulie, you might be a great bean counter but you seem to be a real infant when it comes to moving large amounts of money around. You were going to give those people from Holland a big box of cash weren't you?
Good Lord Paulie, What the hell are you thinking? First of all if you try to transport cash they'll know that you didn't get it legally and that they are perfectly safe if they steal it from you. What are you going to do, call the police?
Do you know how big $30 million is? It's 30 thousand $1000 bills. You won't fit that in a briefcase. You might barely fit it into a large steamer trunk. And it will probably take 4 men to carry it.
My people tell me that it's best to forget cash and do electronic transfers. Listen closely, this is how it's done. You buy a paid up life insurance policy for $30 million. Transfer the funds directly to the company. It takes about 2 weeks to clear the paperwork. Any time after that we just go to the bank and cash in the policy.
The money atoms just vanish there and reappear here. There's nothing to trace. And part of the service is deleting all records of the transfer.
I know we can trust the insurance company and the bank because not only do I do a lot of business with them, I own most of the stock.
Get your passports in order for yourself and your family. I'm going to need some information from you. I should know exactly what by tomorrow and I'll let you know.
That's enough business for tonight.
You didn't tell me anything about yourself Paulie. And you didn't send me a picture either.
I hope you liked the picture I sent. Azron told me I should have sent something a little more conservative. He's a great advisor and a wonderful friend and he can screw from sundown till the chickens wake up ( do you have chickens there? Just wondering). And he knows positions that are probably illegal where you live. But when it comes to business he can be a little bit stuffy. Did you know that he and I were in boy scouts together? Yep, Boulder Dam Council in Kingman Arizona, USA. Isn't just funny how things work out. Who would have guessed 25 or so years ago while we were having circle jerks around the old campfire that some day I would become a wealthy woman and he's almost as rich as I am. And very well connected too, in business, politically and with "the family".
Talk to you tomorrow Paulie. I really want that picture.
Kisses
Stasha
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4/12/2003 at 01:43 |
Just a note about the charicters I've been inventing. each one has his or her own email account and profile at either msn or yahoo.
Check out DaiseyMay1940@msn.com, Divinemadness68@msn.com and vince_the_pianoman@msn.com
I have to keep reminding myself that these people don't really exist. I get so into them when I'm writing that sometimes it takes a couple of minutes to become me again.
Oh yeah, the phoney azron123 that writes to these goofers is @hotmail. The real one lives at yahoo.
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4/12/2003 at 05:28 |
It seems creepy Paul couldn't wait to write back to me. I really think he's hooked now. He's getting all apologetic and whiney. Pitiful, really. What a wimp. If I had known he was going to be like that I would have made Stan a dominatrix. Now I'm going to have to figure out how to throw one into the mix without disturbing the rhythm too much.
Paul wants to know if Stan can help him bring a nigerian bisexual into the country. Interesting.
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Heeeeeeeeeello stasha,
Thank you for that piece of information,stasha i was only trying to help and get thing done as far as possible thanks for your advice.stasha i will like you to do me a favour and this is it there a friend of mine in nigeria and he is a bisexual,he said he will like to come over to america, can you help him and i have told him much about you please reconfirm wether you can be of help.Please stasha he doesn,t know anything concerning our transaction.Stasha i have found out that you are a very down to earth person,i shall do as you said and get the passports of my family together as soon as possible i am banking on you please don,t disappoint me i am trusting in you. Once again i say thank you.
Best regards,
Paul.
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What a wimp! I could almost feel sorry for him.
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4/12/2003 at 14:31 |
Here's my latest to creepy Paul. I toned the sex down a bit but that'll be back tomorrow.
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Hi Paulie
Thank God it's the weekend.
By the time I closed the office yesterday I was getting afraid that if I had to deal with one more skanky kooze I would throw up on it. Even though most of my clients are rich mostly they are also fat, ugly, dumb and dirty. I guess if they knew how to operate a bar of soap and a wash cloth they wouldn't be paying me $1000 an hour to explain it to them.
I'm going to have to know a lot more about your friend before I can promise to help him out Paulie. If he wants to come here legally we might be able to work something out. If not forget it. With the new Homeland Security laws sneaking someone across the border can get a person sent to prison for life.
So get me his name, address, phone number, occupation, date and place of birth and anything else you can tell me. I'll look it over and pass it on to my people. Azron's cousin Vince works for me and he's an absolute genius when it comes to dealing with government regulations. Actually he works for both Azron and me as a general trouble shooter. We call him the Mechanic because sometimes it seems like he can fix anything.
Paulie, I've asked you several times to give me more personal information and a picture. I can understand that you've been busy and all but how can you expect me to trust you when you can't handle such a simple request.
As soon as you get your passports in order scan the data pages from them and send them to me attached to an email. I'll need all that information to get the insurance company and bank set up at this end. Once every thing here is set up I may be able to speed things up by having Vince hand carry the paperwork to you. He can help you fill it out and take care of any messy details, He's so good at that.
Well, gotta run. Today is going to be busy. I'm going trout fishing with the guys this morning. It is so hard for me to cast a fly rod properly any more. My tits always seem to be in the way.
Take care Paulie. Get me that information as soon as you can.
Kisses
Stasha
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4/14/2003 at 13:07 |
Here's Creepy Paul's latest. Seems he's afraid to give me any personal info because he's still getting over being ditched by his last gay playmate. Poor baby. He just gave me another place to sink a hook in him. He is so fawning and apologetic that he makes me want to puke.
He gave me the email address for his imaginary Nigerian pal.
I guess that the plan is to rip me off for travel expenses.
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Heeeeeeeeeello stasha,
Stasha i will have to thank you for your assistance so far i appreciate it.Stasha not that i dont want to tell things you about myself is just that i have just been jitted by someone that i so much love i must tell you the truth i am so afraid of making new friend,but i begin to see in you someone i could trust that is the reason why i have been telling you anything about myself.Stasha can i trust you becos i am a very down to earth human being becos i am begining to like your person becos you are a very plain human being,stasha i will scan a photograph of myself and sent it to you,please stasha dont be offended it is i have been a little bit busy please dont be offended .Now back to business what do you need so that i can sent them to you.My friend will like to come to american legally this is his email address so that you can contact him (edoborigumah@yahoo.com)
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4/14/2003 at 17:08 |
This is todays letter to creepy Paul. I hope it gets his week off to a good start.
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Hi Paulie
How was your weekend? Mine was a lot of fun for a change. Saturday morning I went fishing with my buddies. It's really great how easily most of the guys have adapted to my new look.
Then Saturday night I went to the local S & M palace for some fun and games. I put up with so much crap from my clients last week that it just felt wonderful to kick back, put on my black leather and latex, let my tits hang out and beat the living shit out of 5 or 6 whiney little creeps. It's not like a fetish with me or anything like that. I just go there a couple times a month to relax.
My best girlfriend and secretary, Barbara Wire, is really into it. She goes 2 or 3 times a week. Once in a while we go together. She knows more about humiliation and degradation than anyone I've ever known. A few weeks ago I watched her while she stuffed a tennis ball into a guys mouth and made him put alligator clips all over his dick and balls. Then she made him stick his own fist up his ass, wrapped him up in duct tape, pissed on his head and beat the hell out of him with a rubber hose. Afterward he thanked her and the next day he sent two dozen roses to the office for her. Some people just really appreciate the simple things I guess.
You'll be hearing from Barb sooner or later because she handles all of my paperwork.
I'm so very sorry that your last relationship ended so badly. But you'll reach a point where you just have to put it behind you and get on with your life. Take me for example. I was crushed when my fiance dumped me. I mean, there I was all alone stuck in a new body and everything. But I decided to just start my life over right where I was. Sometimes you have to do that.
I only have a minute left. My next skanky kooze is due in the office any time now.
I need you to send me your full name, date and place of birth, employer, current residence and mailing address and phone number. With this information I can get my people going on the paperwork.
Take care Paulie
kisses
Stasha
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Does any body know where I can find a pic of a really hot dominatrix to be Barb Wire?
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Heres my letter to Creepy Paul's imaginary playmate.
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Hi. My name is Stasha Peters. My new friend and business partner asked me to contact you regarding your relocating to the USA.
Please tell me a bit about yourself and what your plans are so I can decide how I can best help you out.
Hope to hear from you
Stasha
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4/15/2003 at 23:53 |
No word from Creepy Paul or his imaginary playmate today. I hope I didn't scare him off. I was planning to mess with his head for another couple of weeks.
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4/16/2003 at 13:55  |
Still no word from Creepy Paul. I'm afraid he's given up.
Damn! Anybody got an african for me to play with?
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4/17/2003 at 12:08  |
I finally got a letter from Creepy Paul's imaginary friend. I had thought that he'd given up but I guess it just took him 3 days to compose a one paragraph letter.
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Hi,
my name is Edobor Igumah
I am into business and i also do football mangement,i have heard so much about your country and i will like to relocate to america ,please i will like to legally ,but here in my country nigeria unless you are sent invitation from the u.s.a you will not be granted visa, it was my friend paul that told me that you can help me.waiting to hear from you soon
EDOBOR.
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4/18/2003 at 00:22 |
Stasha and Vince had a short conversation and forgot that they were sending copies to Special Edo. Damn! How did that happen?
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Hey Vince
Listen, if I can get past the reason why your associates started calling you " the piano" you should be able to adjust to me having a great ass and big tits. It's still me inside ya know.
Barb really does need an assistant and Howard was only institutionalized for about 6 months. His therapy is going well and the doctors say he'll be back to normal in a year or two.
Don't worry about things so much.
Give my love to Rachael and the kids
Kisses
Stasha
>From: "Vince Pagliachi"
>To: divinemadness68@msn.com
>CC: edoborigumah@yahoo.com
>Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Paul Maga asked me to contact you
>Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 19:58:13 -0400
>
>Jesus Stan, sometimes this whole Stasha thing just really creeps me
>out. We've been friends since we were 10 and this whole thing about
>you being a woman is hard to take.
>
>Any way, get me his info and I'll get things rolling. It's a little
>harder to bring someone in than it used to be but I don't see any
>problems.
>
>Are you really going to let Barb play with him? Jesus, she gave her
>last assistant a nervous breakdown. You always did have a strange
>sense of humor.
>
>Talk to you soon
>Vince
>
>
>>From: "Stan Pokryczwayk"
>>To: vince_the_pianoman@msn.com
>>CC: edoborigumah@yahoo.com
>>Subject: Fwd: Re: Paul Maga asked me to contact you
>>Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 09:18:38 -0400
>>
>>Hey Vince
>>
>>Here's a letter from that friend of Paulie's that I told you about.
>> I'm going to get some more info from him then let you and Barb
>>handle the paperwork and details. Maybe we could put him to work
>>around here. Barb could probably use an assistant. I don't know
>>how she keeps track of all my seperate businesses as it is.
>>
>>Talk to you soon
>>Kisses
>>Stasha
>>
>>
>>>From: edobor igumah
>>>To: Stan Pokryczwayk
>>>Subject: Re: Paul Maga asked me to contact you
>>>Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 02:52:49 -0700 (PDT)
>>>
>>>Hi,my name is Edobor Igumah
>>>I am into business and i also do football mangement,i have heard
>>>so much about your country and i will like to relocate to america
>>>,please i will like to legally ,but here in my country nigeria
>>>unless you are sent invitation from the u.s.a you will not be
>>>granted visa, it was my friend paul that told me that you can help
>>>me.waiting to hear from you soon EDOBOR.
>>>
>>>
>>>---------------------------------
>>>Do you Yahoo!?
>>>The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo.
>>
>
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4/18/2003 at 00:45 |
This is my reply to Special Edo. I wonder if I'll hear from Creepy Paul again or if he's just going to pass me off to Edo for fleecing. I have to see if I can pull him back into the game.
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Hi Edo
How are you doing? I'm going to need some information from you and as soon as I get it I think we can get the ball rolling.
Please send me the following:
Your Date and Place of birth
Your current residence address
Your current mailing address
Your citizenship
It would also be helpful if you could give me some personal information and work experience. What type of business are you currently in?
My personal secretary needs an assistant and I may be able to fit you in right here.
I want you to understand that I wouldn't do this for just anybody. My new friend and business partner asked me to help you out so I'm doing this as a favor to him.
When you get here try to remember that you don't manage football. You manage soccer.
Take Care
Stasha
>From: edobor igumah
>To: Stan Pokryczwayk
>Subject: Re: Paul Maga asked me to contact you
>Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 02:52:49 -0700 (PDT)
>
>Hi,my name is Edobor Igumah
>I am into business and i also do football mangement,i have heard so much about your country and i will like to relocate to america ,please i will like to legally ,but here in my country nigeria unless you are sent invitation from the u.s.a you will not be granted visa, it was my friend paul that told me that you can help me.waiting to hear from you soon EDOBOR.
>
>
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>Do you Yahoo!?
>The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo.
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4/19/2003 at 23:58 |
This is the latest from Creepy Paul. He took a break of several days and claims he had computer trouble. It seems computer trouble also makes your english suck. He wants me to start dealing with some of his other partners. I'm afraid that whoever was playing the original Creepy Paul can't take it any more so he's having some of his creepy pals take over.
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>From: "paul maga"
>To: divinemadness68@msn.com
>Subject: Trying to get you but computer has been bad
>Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 17:37:42 +0100
>
>Heeeeeeello stasha,
> I have some problem with my computer all the while
>and that is the reason why i have not sent you mail since, i have
>contacted some of my partners in this transaction that you need the
>documents that is backing this transaction,one of them that is my
>partner will soon contact you.Please deal with him all
>sincerity,just wait a little bit he will soon contact you.
>
>Best regards,
>
>Paul.
>
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4/20/2003 at 15:56 |
Here's today's letter to Creepy Paul. I tossed the idea of asasinating some of his partners at him just to see Where it leads. He's already heard a little about Vince. So maybe it's time to bring Vince and Barb into the game.
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Hi Paulie
Sorry to hear about your computer. I hate it when that happens.
I'm still waiting for that information from you. I really need it to get things moving here. I wrote to your little fried, Edo, the other day but haven't heard back yet. I hope he didn't get caught up in that election mess over there. I really hate politics. Don't you.
The past week has been really crazy here between tax season and my consulting practice and my other businesses. I had so many meetings to go to that I hardly had any fun time. That's why I finally let Barb drag me out of here last night. They were having a social at the S & M Palace, Sort of a meet and eat, if you know what I mean.
We had so much fun. I don't know if I'm sorer on the inside or the outside. I can't wait for you and Edo to get here so we can introduce you to all of our friends.
How many partners do you have Paulie? How long do think it will be before one of them spills the beans and you find your butt in prison? With the kind of secret we have the less people who know about it the better. I'll deal with your partners but make it clear to them that you are to be my primary contact. In the mean time maybe you should think how much more you'll get in the end if you have fewer partners to share it with. I can make the arrangements for you if you are squeamish about these things.
Any way, think about it.
You still haven't sent me a picture. I think my feelings are hurt.
Take Care, Paulie
Kisses
Stasha
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4/22/2003 at 14:56 |
Here's the latest from Creepy Paul's imaginary playmate, Edo. This jerk seems to be about as eager to please as a puppy. I could almost feel sorry for him.
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Hi stasha,
I must thank you very much for the progress so far.
1.Date of birth :16/3/74.
2.Place of birth:Benin City,Edo State,Nigeria.
3.No 8 Anibaba street, ketu, lagos.
4.No 8 Anibaba street, ketu, lagos.
5.Nigeria.
I been unable to get to you all the while it is becos of the election in my country.Please tell me the next step to take becos i want to get to America as soon as possible and i must thank you very much for the job offer i appreciate it.I work in a hotel at night as a supervisor and the business i do is buying and selling that is, i go to the near by country to buy colthes and sell when i have my off.Stasha please help me i need this job, i might not be experience in the job, but i guess you can coach me on how things is run.
Best regards,
Edobor.
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4/22/2003 at 22:56 |
Seems as if Creepy Paul has stepped back to let Edo handle the final ripoff. I've decided to counter this move by passing Edo off to Barb Wire, the S&M Queen. I wonder how many hoops she can get him to jump through before one of us gets tired of the whole thing. Once I get him to specify an amount I think I'll bring back the Voodoo Curse.
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Hi Edo
I sort of thought that you were caught up in the election mess. Politics can really suck some times.
I hope that things have been Ok otherwise. I'm not sure how things are going with Paul because he writes so seldom anymore.
I got your information and passed it along to Miss Barbera Wire who is my Personal Assistant. She actually handles all of the hireing around here so she's the one you'll have to impress now. Some times she can be a bit touchy so make sure that you do exactly what she asks you to do. At this point your future is in her hands and depends on how happy you can make her.
If Barb decides that she wants to use you then she and Vince will get your paperwork and applications handled. I understand that the entire process takes several weeks.
That's enough business for now. Paulie told me a little about you and your sexual preferences but I would love to hear more details about your personal life. I guess that Paul has already told you about me being an in process trans-sexual. I'm not entirely used to it yet but so far it's been a lot of fun. Here are a couple of pictures of me so you'll recognize me when we finally meet.
Talk to you soon Edo
Kisses
Stasha
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4/23/2003 at 00:08 |
I wonder how many hoops she can get him to jump through before one of us gets tired of the whole thing.
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4/23/2003 at 21:10 |
I sent Stasha's picture to Edo yesterday. The poor schmo seems smitten. Cool. I've been trying to get some action out of this bunch for a while now. They just don't seem to have Crazy Terry's single mindedness. She was a lot more fun because I could depend on her to insist that everything was just fine and be oblivious to everything except getting the money. These clowns seem to be too easily distracted. Wish I could specify that from now on I only wish to be contacted by funny Africans.
Edo sent Stash his phone number. Feel free to use it to torment him. It's a toll call.
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Hi stasha,
I must confess that you are a very beautiful woman,how old are you.I dont have
so much to say but i am forward to see you becos you are such a wonderful sight to
behold,looking forward to hear a possitive answer from you.
Thanks
Edobor.
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Hi stasha,
I forgot to give you my mobile line:2348023541446 you can reach me with this
number any time of the day.
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