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7/19/2008 at 14:39


Greetings!

Say hi to Alkene.





On 2008-07-19 at 09:39:43, vasudeva asked to smell your dick






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You + Fava Beans = Yum


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7/19/2008 at 14:48

Hi Alkene. Nice to have you here.

*Pro tip: Do not drop soap.






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7/19/2008 at 16:27

HAI, get thine self to IRC.






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7/19/2008 at 16:35

Welcome!






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7/19/2008 at 19:22

Hello new Alpha meat!






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a wet brain fart


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7/19/2008 at 20:17

OH HAI. go henceforth and propagate baby monkey pidgeons






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7/20/2008 at 03:29

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.






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Putting the semen in amusement


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7/20/2008 at 04:34

dibs on first non-alpha comment.


Maybe you should introduce yerself or maybe like, post something. Welcome to the team.

On 2008-07-20 at 02:06:17, JohnLenin asked to smell your dick






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7/20/2008 at 06:33

Hi Alkene. Be your self and not some self loathing POS who walks in and says some stupid shit to show how cool you are. Here is a test: would you suck a dick for a million dollars?

Yes I like dick smelling so meh

On 2008-07-20 at 01:39:06, Acidburn asked to smell your dick






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7/20/2008 at 22:47

Acidburn: Yes I like dick smelling so meh

Did you just out yourself to the new LS alpha?






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7/23/2008 at 04:53

Acidburn: Hi Alkene. Be your self and not some self loathing POS who walks in and says some stupid shit to show how cool you are. Here is a test: would you suck a dick for a million dollars?

Yes I like dick smelling so meh

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Yes

alot less too
but we've talked about this before






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Speaking to the judge


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7/28/2008 at 00:45

thank you all for that warm greeting. i hope i am able to contibute some of my intellect to you fine people. but then again...my girlfriend thinks i am mildly retarded.
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I'm a big boy now!


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7/28/2008 at 02:29

Alkene: thank you all for that warm greeting. i hope i am able to contibute some of my intellect to you fine people. but then again...my girlfriend thinks i am mildly retarded.


Offer her a retarded (ha!) yet forceful hand-slap to the breast to show her who's boss! A true Linkswarmer never let's their female yap like that!

Put that libertine in her place immediately or face outcast status! Pictures of her bruised bosom will suffice as evidence that you are a individual of quality and merit.

The collective awaits....
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It's insane, this guy's taint


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7/28/2008 at 02:35

Alkene: thank you all for that warm greeting. i hope i am able to contibute some of my intellect to you fine people. but then again...my girlfriend thinks i am mildly retarded.


psot a teat

i don't need both i am not very greedy
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7/28/2008 at 04:25

Dumbskull: Acidburn: Yes I like dick smelling so meh

Did you just out yourself to the new LS alpha?

Sucked a dick and didn't like it. How many times do I have to repeat this?






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Tender vittles




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7/28/2008 at 06:59

Maybe you weren't doing it right. Try it again, put some gusto into it this time and let me know what happened.






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7/28/2008 at 18:29

Acidburn:
Dumbskull: Acidburn: Yes I like dick smelling so meh

Did you just out yourself to the new LS alpha?

Sucked a dick and didn't like it. How many times do I have to repeat this?


Please repeat.






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