Caladbolg
Blaggard to the Bone   SSHOLE |
Posts: 33 Registered: 4/26/2005 Offline
|
6/2/2008 at 23:23 |
I recently purchased a MGS three pack (the psx one, sons of liberty, and snake eater) as i have owned a ps2 for years and never played one of its most famous games. I usually like to play games in order, fighting the temptation to go for the newer sequels, so i started mgs 1. I soon quit due to the fact that i couldn't save a psx game on my ps2 memory card.
MGS 2 was pretty good, a bit campy at times but the premise was good. They should just rename the fucking game Metal Gear Cutscene though. I felt like i was playing a movie as opposed to a game. A lot of whining and Japanese philosophical crapola bogged down the game for me at several points and Fatman was a shitty boss, a fat guy on rollerblades planting bombs? gay. Lots of twists made the plotline hard to follow and pretty fucking convoluted not to mention the ending was a huge cliffhanger that answered no questions. Other than these quibbles the game was pretty solid........Metal Gear Sold. Nice. :selfhighfive:
I really enjoyed Snake Eater, i liked the whole eating shit in the jungle to survive thing. The story fit nicely into the historical timeframe and I really got into it. It had a Rambo meets Bond feeling to it, which was pretty cool.I could have done without the same philosophical crap about what it means to be a soldier and war and nation-states blah blah blah...especially the shit The Boss says, who was my least favorite character. They should have made her a dude. Oh, and since when are there jungles in Russia?
The bosses were novel I suppose though they just seemed out of place. In the other MGS the bosses were genetically enhanced super soldiers these guys were just ww2 commandos. How the fuck are they able to control bees or turn fucking invisible? The voice acting for Ocelot SUCKED. If this was a DBZ game it may have fit but in MGS he sounds like an asshole.
On 2008-06-02 at 20:25:27, Caladbolg asked to smell your dick
____________________
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus...just like me." -Jesse Ventura In Predator.
|
| |
SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1524 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
|
6/3/2008 at 03:37 |
MGS was the best game I played on the PS1. Sons of Liberty was kind of goofy but ok. I unfortunately never got to play completely through snake eater as I sold my PS2 during the sniper battle with the End.
I think the preachy bits about nuclear armageddon were necessary - I mean, what the fuck was the main character fighting against? That's been the central theme of all the games really - rogue mercenaries and corporations waging war for power and money.
Fatman was the lamest boss.
____________________
HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. |
| |
JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
|
6/3/2008 at 03:40 |
I think Vamp or whatever the fuck his name is was worse than fatman. I Also hated that little slut in mgs2... and raiden. Jackass didn't shoot lightning or anything.
____________________
[Clavis_A] he's one of the few people i've ever seen that bear a striking resemblence to their own dick |
| |
metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
|
6/8/2008 at 04:32 |
i tricked myself into thinking MGS1 was the shit. maybe it was. in retrospect, it seems like a bunch of faggoty anime bullshit. the story always starts out OK and then gets really weird/stupid by the end.
____________________
"it's water out of your body" - vasudeva |
| |
