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3/24/2003 at 16:10
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
Hey in case one of you guys does score in this lifetime, you might want to read the article i wrote on my site.

http://www.bachelorforlife.com/ladiesman/cunnilingus.htm






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Tender vittles




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3/24/2003 at 17:14

OH YUCK! YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE A WOMAN PEES! god you are nasty.
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3/24/2003 at 19:01

Yeah man. That's how you get cancer. You're gross. Haha, pissmouth!






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3/24/2003 at 20:38

Tastes just like chicken. Honest to God. No Shit! Really!You'll never think of a visit to KFC in quite the same way ever again.

Except when they have that carp crotch disease or they use tuna flavored douche. But with a little tarter sauce or malt vinnegar it's not to bad.








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3/24/2003 at 23:05

beef flaps is a dish best served wet.
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4/10/2003 at 08:31

Oh darn.

The website you have requested has been cancelled.
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4/10/2003 at 11:59

Oh, cut him some slack. He's probably too busy macking with the ladies to worry about his website. Ain't that right, playa?






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4/10/2003 at 12:41

Google cache. If you're older than 13, you're going to be sorry I bothered.






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4/10/2003 at 14:49

hahaha. hey bachelor, FUK U!!
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4/10/2003 at 15:31

hahahaha.. funny, he was sorta just removed from this site somehow... ohhhh well... at least he is living the life and scoring with mad chicks y0.






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4/10/2003 at 20:38

Google cache!! that's pretty fucking sweet. I've never seen that before. How do you get to that?






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4/11/2003 at 12:19

Google cache!! that's pretty fucking sweet. I've never seen that before. How do you get to that?
Say one day megarad.com goes down. Go to google and search for cache:http://megarad.com. It'll bring up its cached copy, if it has one.






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4/11/2003 at 17:05

Sweet ass, thanx.

Google must have most of the text on the internet cached somewhere for a while. A huge database. I wonder what kind they use. Probably reverse indexed. This makes the most sense. Does anyone have any idea where i could find out. I'm bored at work and am suddenly curious on the inner workings of google.






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4/11/2003 at 17:24

Sweet ass, thanx.
Dude, uh. I appreciate your appreciation, but can we keep the pet names to a minimum? Thanks.

Google must have most of the text on the internet cached somewhere for a while. A huge database. I wonder what kind they use. Probably reverse indexed. This makes the most sense. Does anyone have any idea where i could find out. I'm bored at work and am suddenly curious on the inner workings of google.
If you're really into this shit, check out archive.org. As for google, I know there have been articles before on their infrastructure, but I don't remember the specifics. Something about a massive bubble sort?






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