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you know that boost mobile commercial where some black rappers rap about prepaid phone service, and then at the end that bizarre looking white guy raps like two lines? that guy is mickey avalon, and he apparently has some kind of ironic rap career going on.
he has this song, my dick, about his dick i guess
some lines from the song:
my dick look bigger than a bridge
yo dick look like a little kid's
my dick is like supersize
yo dick look like two fries
my dick rumble in the jungle
yo dick got touched by your uncle
so i'm going to rap about my dick
my dick plow a whole garden
yo dick don't even harden
my dick got a sweet fuckin afro
yo dick need support from a scaffold
my dick covered in racing stripes
yo dick needs more baby wipes
my dick is the premium issue
yo dick only ever touch tissue
my dick is growin and growin
yo dick you scared of showin
my dick hits my chest when i run
yo dick like a fuckin nerf gun
my dick connected to my balls
yo dick always like a hotdog in a hall
my dick look like king kong
yo dick a real small dong
my dick like a real nice buildin
yo dick scare all the little children
my dick gets big moans
yo dick no one phones
my dick clears mountain paths
yo dick get real big laughs
my dick is like 100 thousand
yo dick look like public housin
my dick: jesus christ
yo dick: pubic lice
my dick like a lamborghini
yo dick it's a teeny weeny
my dick cause earthquakes
yo dick look like pancakes
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Funny you post this shit. My wifes friend likes this guys music, its kinda funny but easily forgettable. They went and saw his free show awhile back down @ UCSB.
Anywho, if you ever wondered what happened to Simon Rex, the ex-mtv veejay, well, when he isn't doing gay porn it would seem that he raps, with mickey avalon, and on this song you posted hurr.
My dick, big fukin deal
yo dick, no toy with yo happy meal
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