LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > Post ye Olde Quim LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < Embarrassing Parents   False Advertising - Craigslist Personals > New Topic  Post Reply Post ye Olde Quim         544 reads LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1571 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/21/2008 at 17:35 It's easy, post pics of hot celebs that induce bonertwitch. The catch? All have to pre-1970's vintage I'd climb into my timerape machine for Angela Lansbury ____________________ Sexninja> I will not your farts   ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 636 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 4/21/2008 at 18:44 There can be only one: Maureen O'Hara. Smokin'est redhead evar. ____________________ Interjections show excitement or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. 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Direct URL Clavis_Apocalypticae Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLE Posts: 684 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline 4/27/2008 at 21:42 Valerie Hobson ____________________ My liver is full of dried fartpudding. Scorched Earth was a savage success. Direct URL JohnLenin DARTH MENSES Posts: 954 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline 4/27/2008 at 21:49 Eleanor Roosevelt ____________________ schrodinger's dick in a box. Direct URL thefamousnomo Tender vittles Posts: 31 Registered: 1/28/2008 Offline 4/28/2008 at 15:49 kim novak bonus boob shot im pretty sure elizabeth montgomery gave me first groinal tingling, especially when she played sams naughtier sister serena! ____________________ im ill... ive got a green face Direct URL < Embarrassing Parents   False Advertising - Craigslist Personals > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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