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4/2/2008 at 17:30
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
Ладно. Хватит заниматься херней. Я просто шутил. А Мадонна - просто посредственность. На самом деле я люблю только настоящий рок.

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4/2/2008 at 17:47

I will gladly PayPal you $1 if you can prove that posting these fake and/or old things to LinkSwarm.com brings you a single paid signup.








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4/2/2008 at 18:09

Has anybody tested these shitty links in a sandbox to make sure that this asshole isn't just trying to run some of his evil nigger scripts from Niggeria on everybody's computer who wants some pron?






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4/2/2008 at 18:31

I grow tired and limp of this old and free pron. Bring some useful goods to the table or I will disembowel you for public sport.








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4/2/2008 at 19:11

Thanks, I puked in my mouth a little.






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4/2/2008 at 20:59

witty_screen_name: Has anybody tested these shitty links in a sandbox to make sure that this asshole isn't just trying to run some of his evil nigger scripts from Niggeria on everybody's computer who wants some pron?


Are you dummy?
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awcrunge:
witty_screen_name: Has anybody tested these shitty links in a sandbox to make sure that this asshole isn't just trying to run some of his evil nigger scripts from Niggeria on everybody's computer who wants some pron?


Are you dummy?

Can't wait to see where this is headed. Let's propose, for the sake of your argument, that he is dummy. Then what?






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a wet brain fart


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4/2/2008 at 21:13

awcrunge:
witty_screen_name: Has anybody tested these shitty links in a sandbox to make sure that this asshole isn't just trying to run some of his evil nigger scripts from Niggeria on everybody's computer who wants some pron?


Are you dummy?


warm up the engines scotty, we're gonna hit lol factor 9.5






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4/2/2008 at 21:54

awcrunge:
witty_screen_name: Has anybody tested these shitty links in a sandbox to make sure that this asshole isn't just trying to run some of his evil nigger scripts from Niggeria on everybody's computer who wants some pron?


Are you dummy?


Just finished sharpening the Lirpa. I'll grab my bag of Indefinite Articles for you, just to make sure we are effectively communicating.






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Are you dummy?

Are YOU???






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4/3/2008 at 01:52

awcrunge !

ok! u make so much money being a faggot..yes? yr madonna party shall be fucked in the trouble ass of cyberspace.ok? move over rover...haha...only now u shall impede the jerking off of frans' cock NO MORE...ha...like the game when pleasure seeps from the bloody hot springs of said female vagina....THE MUTHERFUKING POWER OF THE WORLD..YES? WHAT THE FUCK!!! FRANS IS A FUCKING PUMP....WOW-WHAT...WHAT? WHAT? (FRAN LIVIN LARGE)

LET GO OF YR FACINATION W/ ADJUSTING YR MANHOOD TO FAGGOT OPPURTUNITIES! we practice chin to anus techniques ...WE SEE THE ONGOING TRAFFIC IN YR SECRET LONGINGS TO BED ANIMALS...THE MADONNA POST IS A WINDOW TO OBLIVIONS! U WILL BE THE FAGGOT WHO PAYS FRANS...YES?

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4/3/2008 at 03:21

Thank you Frans. Apparently the chin to anus technique was effective.

See Awcrunge. I are not dummy.






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Is this related t wotak again?






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2/4/2008 at 17:30
I deleted this post. I do not like Madonna.
I really like The Doors, Pink Floyd, T. Rex.


haha.ok!ok! uhave been defeated by frans as a imbecile of cowardly flipfloppings!ok!...yr truth lies in yr initial shift in station toward illogic....from a frans-eye-view dung is dung and fag is fag and fuking frans calls em as he sees em... and u fuking sir are an efficiently operating fagwhore w/ cheap haircut...yes? haha..ok...OR MAYBE U RIDE GAS POWERED HOG VIA BLASTS OF HIGH POWERED TESTOSTERONE IN YR SWEET BABY TITTIES CRYING,"OMG, OMG I'M NOT A FAGGOT CAUSE I WEAR BANDANA AND LISTEN TO DOORS OF PERCEPTION AND PINK FLOYDS AND TARANASARUS REX, OMG,OMG!!!! ALLL THE FUKING WHILE LETTING THE COLD WIND LAPP AWAY YR TEARS OF DENIAL AND SHAME...OK? OK? YES?OK...NO U FUCKING GREBO MAN OF CLASSIC ROCK...YR HIDDEN TRUTH HAS BEEN REVALED TO FRAN..YES? ADMIT YR LOVE OF MADONNA OR FRANS WILL RUIN YR RELATIONSHIP W/ THE INTERNET.

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Ok! There is very bored for me. I am deleting all posts.
Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You (Robert Plant).

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Now you're getting there. Movin on up!






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awcrunge:
vasudeva: ...We must become like Soviet readers..


What do you know about Soviet readers?


Fuck вы знает о жизни russin? Вы говорите слова но они пахнут как shit осла. Я люблю вас однако.






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Acidburn:
Fuck вы знает о жизни russin? Вы говорите слова но они пахнут как shit осла. Я люблю вас однако.


Are you using translator? Is very bad translator.
russin - русских shit - дерьмо
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Ok! There is very bored for me. I am deleting all posts.
Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You (Robert Plant).


FRANS CONDEMNS YR FULL SCALE FOLLOW THRU OF FAGGOT SEXING OF THE FORUMS! U SHOULD STUFF YR STUPID HEAD W/ MASSIVE HERPES AND CONVERT UNASSUMING EMAIL ACCOUNTS INTO AIDS INFECTED ZOMBIES. THE VIRUS SHALL THEN SERVE FRANS' AGENDA..OK?OK? WILL U JOIN FRANS? YR ANNOYING SKILL AND FLACID TOUNGE SHALL BE A PELLET GUN OF SORTS FOR FRANS..YES? PEW PEW PEW...(FRANS AIMS AWCRUNGE AT THE UNSUSPETING MASSES)...WE WILL KILL..OK?OK? U FUCKER..LETS MAKE KILLSS!!!!HAHAHA.

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awcrunge:
Acidburn:
Fuck вы знает о жизни russin? Вы говорите слова но они пахнут как shit осла. Я люблю вас однако.


Are you using translator? Is very bad translator.
russin - русских shit - дерьмо


Are you using a translator?






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Are you using a translator?


Sometimes I am using a translator. But this is a very good translator. Now I did not use it. Therefore sorry my bad english.

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