Acidburn
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4/1/2008 at 02:19 |
Let me say that I deal with customers"not owners" who represint 5-50 million dollar jets. And they feel there shit is roses and they get what they want. My job isn't scheduled maintinance but emergency offsite"i.e. I CAN'T FLY AND NEED HELP NOW!!!!!" and unscheduled drop ins with no notice. So to relieve the tension I like to go to my local shit hole that has on the average.... 10 cocks a night and maybe 2 times a month some decent meatslab walks in "obviusly lost" to drink. I usually drink 2 beers with 2 tequillias to move things along daily than gun run home to beat the setting sun and cops. Than work the beers and tequilia at the house until I find you guys amusing. Whats your drinking habits?
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nexis
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 71 Registered: 5/17/2005 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 02:54 |
did you just get back from one of those shit holes? haha, i don't remember your spelling being so bad.
unless i'm out with the old lady, i prefer to do my drinking at home. i've had the displeasure of spending a night in jail (and like $5k) because of a dui. it was more of a cry for help sort of thing, and i used it as a reason to change my life, moved 300 miles away, built a business, bought a house, and found an awesome piece of ass that has now become my "old lady".
i might visit a bar once every 6 months, if that, but only with friends as a time to GTG. when i go out with the lady (once a week), we frequent restaurants where friends work. most of the dive bars (and everything else) in my area are frequented by uber scum as the area i live is known for crystal meth. it's not a bad area, just still borderline "country". |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4361 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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4/1/2008 at 13:36 |
At bars and parties, I employ an enlightened version of the college-age binge-drink routine -- that is, I tend to drink as much as possible without vomiting or losing time.
Otherwise I don't touch the stuff.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 14:01 |
I'm usually insanely wild when I drink, so I've cut down to nearly zero alcohol intake. Although, I do enjoy a few beers here and there, maybe over dinner or with a few buddies around once every couple of months. I did recently go out and have a few SoCo on the rocks while watching live comedy.
I do toke on a semi-regular basis and I find it MUCH easier on the body and my marriage.
On 2008-04-01 at 09:02:15, dent asked to smell your dick
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thefamousnomo
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 52 Registered: 1/28/2008 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 14:24 |
too much, too often, sometimes employing some powder to
1. lighten my wallet
2. elevate my drinking power (see 3)
3. empty my wallet
its a vicious cycle from which only the midweek can rescue me.
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BigDinWaunakee
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 98 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 15:20 |
I'm old and washed up, but every so often my friends and I manage to pull out a night long bender that is now filled with better quality elixers. What used to be an 18 drink evening, now tops off around 10-12. That brings time travel, memory loss, dropping emotional dams, but never vomitting. I mix everything together now, except perhaps drinks w/heavy cream. Eat a fuckload more, stretch out the evening, and no drinking games. No drugs. People drop off one by one, and there is no peer pressure when you do exit the stage.... so no howls and fights declaring Drink Till Dawn. It is more respectable and fun in a different way.
Oh, and major hangover maintenance program.. leaving only the fuzziness from lack of REM, but no dehydration or toxicity issues from OD sugar or impurities... that isn't neo-diet babble, but really means staying away from treachly liquors like SoCo, Jaegger, etc., minimum on the barrel cured items such as whiskey, and much more of the clear liquid like vodka.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online
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4/2/2008 at 00:58 |
I don't drink half as much as I used to, lately some of my more heroic moments have been with a few select niggnogs from around here.
This is the spoor of one of my favorite drunk moments, it was typed into the hotel lobby internet/sexbox right after these left the party room.

Fuck that was a good drunken weekend



Ending this with MARFTITS, cause, why the fuck not?

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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 729 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/2/2008 at 03:09 |
Man OH man do we need a BBPWC! I wish the long beach area had meat that decent. I'm going to the fleshlight now..............
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 729 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/2/2008 at 03:12 |
For the recrd I'm going to tak picts of the shithole to prove it is a shithole so you can see the shithole I spek of. God I ', a niggger
aS sammy hager said MOS TEQUILIA! hick!
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 729 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/3/2008 at 03:24 |
Ok I fucked up and didn';t get picts. Yes I was fucked up when I posted that.. but I forgot the picts of the shithole so maybe tomorrow I'll doit . I wish the goverment wudl abolish tequlia. It's my staple laytely. :/ God I suck
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/5/2008 at 16:48 |
We (cummate and I) have have been getting our drunk on at home since we can no longer light up in the local dive bars in the hood.
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HankRearden
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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4/6/2008 at 07:09 |
Today is the first day in a week that I didn't drink anything.
I often drink for free, but I keep a Heineken Draught-keg in the fridge to make sure things go smoothly.
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graycube
Tender vittles  Posts: 10 Registered: 9/18/2005 Offline
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4/6/2008 at 18:05 |
I prefer a fine glass of Port (my current favorite is the underpriced, Australian, "Jonesy") in the evenings after the kids go to sleep (usually), and then few of some sort of strange Microbrew (I have bazillion of them, I don't know why I keep buying them) usually get consumed on Saturday evening with a DVD from Netflix.
I almost never go out for drinks. Too many bad and embarassing experiences come flashing back when I saunter into a pub.
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