avsp
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 3/31/2008 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 15:05 |
blimey! i'd been lurker the front page & had never bothered checking owt else out, ..., my bad etc
i suppose its anuvver day spent learning how to use anuvver website etc
right, ..., TMI time i suppose
I post from a public library which throws me off after an hour
i've got an extreme eye condition which i use as a excuse for my large number of typos but really i'm just a very stupid person
coz of my eyes the state pays me more than i need, want or deserve
i own very little & am very mean, ..., so mean thart i'm mean with other peoples money
i try to give away at least 30% of my state benefit
right i'll look forward to reading yer stuff etc
cheers n'that etc
p.s. i feel that i've accidently stolen someones av, ..., soz about that i'll try to sort it
On 2008-03-31 at 10:06:41, avsp asked to smell your dick
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 15:53 |
I sense a rollicking ride on the slangtrain is about to begin, and you're our conductor! Is there a caboose? I'm in the caboose, waving at the cars, ding ding.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 663 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 16:13 |
I wager 1,000 quatloos on the newcomer.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 16:18 |
Taking a piss, BRB (wot)
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart  SSHOLEPosts: 161 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 16:26 |
hi, is this you?
On 2008-03-31 at 11:27:25, nurgleming asked to smell your dick
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 857 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 16:31 |
Don't be trying to fill Lefen's shoes with the blimey crap. We only have room for one brit in here (unless you marry white women, then welcome!)
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 414 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 19:37 |
You can give me 30% of your monies.
(I am a Jew so this is okay)
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 21:19 |
anuvver
wtf is this
i hope you know that reading that abortion has ruined a really nice fart i was having
fucking limeys have no consideration |
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MstrLance
Honorificabilitudinitatibus  SSHOLEPosts: 102 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline
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3/31/2008 at 23:13 |
Blimey! Righ' 'appy you could join us, guv'nah.
'Ere is an 'andy translation tool so that yer can read LinkSwarm in yor native dialect.
And if yer want ter talk ter ffese blokes the way they rabbit and pork among themselves, right, 'ere's a quick pronunciation guide for yer.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 00:24 |
Welcome.... now assume the position
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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(='.'=)
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This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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bobacus
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 90 Registered: 10/2/2007 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 00:37 |
So your wife,is she a go-er, wink wink, nudge,nudge,say no more?
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Abandon Ship. |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 02:12 |
Fuck this shit.... you blind lingo using cockholster. Welcome to the swarm.... hope you get wet 
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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trickbear
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 91 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 02:15 |
a Linkswarm poem
an extreme eye condition
rollicking caboose
quatloos
piss
hi
blimey welcome
abortion fart
pork translation
assume
wife wink
copy and paste penis
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 02:24 |
trickbear: a Linkswarm poem
an extreme eye condition
rollicking caboose
quatloos
piss
hi
blimey welcome
abortion fart
pork translation
assume
wife wink
copy and paste penis
*EMO cries well put
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 02:39 |
What a terrible poem you've made.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 03:13 |
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avsp
Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 3/31/2008 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 10:35 |
dear all
cheers big ears etc
more later, elsewhere, ..., possibly |
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