nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLE |
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3/20/2008 at 22:14 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.  This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... i was thinking of making a thread for each of these, but fuck it, let's just have a catchall thread for every nake hoe that pops up.
Amy Winehouse (!), getting nakkid for charity (click for source, but this is the only pic):

Some hot Whore (Audrina Patridge [?]) from MTV reality show "The Hills" (?) (click for like 10 more, all with stupid watermark):

Supposed pic of Lindsay Lohan sex tape, taken on a cell phone by her ex boyfriend. This is the quality of the shot, and it seems to be the only one this is confirmed to NOT be lindsay lohan, but rather a screencap from some shitty vid on xtube or some stupid site:

Kristin Davis (the hot one from Sex & the City) supposedly has a sex tape, although her publicist says it's not her:



There are a couple other pics, including her semi-unkempt bush, that are meh, and the tape isn't on the web yet from what I can see.
Still can't find this whore in any real state of undress

MORE WHORE PICS:


click the first picture for more.
this whore is surprisingly unhot.
Post questionably famous whores!
On 2008-03-20 at 17:18:51, nocal asked to smell your dick
On 2008-03-20 at 18:28:13, nocal asked to smell your dick |
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BigDinWaunakee
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 243 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline
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3/20/2008 at 23:13 |
Sorry, no beave shots yet, just a comment.
The Dupre chick, pre-plastic surgery, looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman with tiny titties. Boner DRM -20.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 911 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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3/20/2008 at 23:24 |
Screenwriter/Whore Diablo Cody, click for more, but this one is the best looking of the bunch:
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 5184 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/20/2008 at 23:36 |
Both the Spitzer whore and the Diablo Cody whore look like stupid cunts.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1978 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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3/21/2008 at 01:00 |
Dr Laura

This is one of my favorites due to her fucking shrill, holier-than-thou rants
Ashley Judd


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metatr0n> have you gotten to the part where no one cares?
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thefamousnomo
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 62 Registered: 1/28/2008 Offline
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3/21/2008 at 11:31 |
sienna miller w/beaver (& leaves)
 
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 1219 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/21/2008 at 15:44 |
If nude celebs are what you're looking for, then vist Rob's Celebs, easily the best nude celeb site on the internet.
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HankRearden
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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3/23/2008 at 03:28 |
BigDinWaunakee: Sorry, no beave shots yet, just a comment.
The Dupre chick, pre-plastic surgery, looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman with tiny titties. Boner DRM -20.
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BigDinWaunakee
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 243 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline
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3/23/2008 at 03:59 |
I only speeks the troof. Upper right and lower right of her acting like some bad white rapper.... looks like JS with a slight influx of progesterone.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 1059 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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3/23/2008 at 04:25 |
nocal: Screenwriter/Whore Diablo Cody, click for more, but this one is the best looking of the bunch:
Is she wearing a nipple ring or lactating?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 5184 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/23/2008 at 14:32 |
jwalker: Is she wearing a nipple ring or lactating?
Nipple ring. Looking at the hair lets you guess the rest of the costume.
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HankRearden
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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4/5/2008 at 03:53 |

britney spears |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 707 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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4/5/2008 at 04:04 |
HankRearden: 
britney spears
Okay, that's it. This thread must die.
Now.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1978 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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4/5/2008 at 05:22 |
ragoo: HankRearden: 
britney spears
Okay, that's it. This thread must die.
Now.
I dunno, I would eat that steak.
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metatr0n> have you gotten to the part where no one cares?
metatr0n> it's pretty awesome
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masterfaster
Tender vittles  Posts: 7 Registered: 2/27/2009 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 04:09 |
thx man. they are hooooot |
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godevillivedog
Huh??? I get to title a foreskin???  SSHOLEPosts: 171 Registered: 3/24/2005 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 05:27 |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1973 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 05:32 |
I can't believe you posted a pic of the skank whore Amy Winehouse.
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godevillivedog
Huh??? I get to title a foreskin???  SSHOLEPosts: 171 Registered: 3/24/2005 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 05:46 |
Not a very good Dollychop, but I lick it. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1973 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 05:49 |
godevillivedog: Not a very good Dollychop, but I lick it.
Those massive boobies need some silicone.
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godevillivedog
Huh??? I get to title a foreskin???  SSHOLEPosts: 171 Registered: 3/24/2005 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 05:53 |
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wolfer
You Dont Know Me  SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 06:24 |
LORDKAHUNA: ragoo: HankRearden: 
britney spears
Okay, that's it. This thread must die.
Now.
I dunno, I would eat that steak.
I second that.
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 778 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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2/27/2009 at 16:26 |
wolfer: LORDKAHUNA: ragoo: HankRearden: 
britney spears
Okay, that's it. This thread must die.
Now.
I dunno, I would eat that steak.
I second that.
Good size and shape.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 911 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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2/28/2009 at 05:27 |
magicchex: wolfer: LORDKAHUNA: ragoo: HankRearden: 
britney spears
Okay, that's it. This thread must die.
Now.
I dunno, I would eat that steak.
I second that.
Good size and shape.
this one is really obviously fake
and i can't remember making this thread.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 5184 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/28/2009 at 15:25 |
First time Adrienne Barbeau has ever realistically seemed a sex target.
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Trisomy21
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 2/28/2009 Offline
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2/28/2009 at 15:34 |

say what you will, but I appreciated Bates' performence and her bravery. |
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dagwood
TITS ME  SSHOLEPosts: 733 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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2/28/2009 at 16:33 |
^That is almost a threadkiller, this won't help much



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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 933 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/28/2009 at 23:31  |
All this thread has proven so far is that naked celebs are ugly and not worth my penis.
Also, dammit, because of this website I've watched a naked guy pull broken glass out of his bloodied arsehole, seen kittens crushed to death with sexy high heels and even watched that poor Chechnyan soldier get his head chopped off more than once. But seriously, this time we've crossed a line, and now someone owes me an apology for that picture of Amy Winehouse and her flappy tits :'<
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wolfer
You Dont Know Me  SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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2/28/2009 at 23:50 |
Lefen: All this thread has proven so far is that naked celebs are ugly and not worth my penis.
Also, dammit, because of this website I've watched a naked guy pull broken glass out of his bloodied arsehole, seen kittens crushed to death with sexy high heels and even watched that poor Chechnyan soldier get his head chopped off more than once. But seriously, this time we've crossed a line, and now someone owes me an apology for that picture of Amy Winehouse and her flappy tits :'<
Yea but the 2 above (Alba) makes up for it all.
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MrPaparazzi
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 5/23/2009 Offline
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5/23/2009 at 09:08 |
HI
My Fav this week: Hungarian Viva TV presenter: ADA

http://paparazzi.hu/lang/en-us/ada-meztelen.paparazzi |
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dagwood
TITS ME  SSHOLEPosts: 733 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/2/2009 at 05:11 |




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