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It's insane, this guy's taint


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3/20/2008 at 22:14
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
i was thinking of making a thread for each of these, but fuck it, let's just have a catchall thread for every nake hoe that pops up.

Amy Winehouse (!), getting nakkid for charity (click for source, but this is the only pic):



Some hot Whore (Audrina Patridge [?]) from MTV reality show "The Hills" (?) (click for like 10 more, all with stupid watermark):



Supposed pic of Lindsay Lohan sex tape, taken on a cell phone by her ex boyfriend. This is the quality of the shot, and it seems to be the only one this is confirmed to NOT be lindsay lohan, but rather a screencap from some shitty vid on xtube or some stupid site:



Kristin Davis (the hot one from Sex & the City) supposedly has a sex tape, although her publicist says it's not her:







There are a couple other pics, including her semi-unkempt bush, that are meh, and the tape isn't on the web yet from what I can see.

Still can't find this whore in any real state of undress



MORE WHORE PICS:





click the first picture for more.

this whore is surprisingly unhot.



Post questionably famous whores!

On 2008-03-20 at 17:18:51, nocal asked to smell your dick

On 2008-03-20 at 18:28:13, nocal asked to smell your dick

 
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3/20/2008 at 23:13

Sorry, no beave shots yet, just a comment.

The Dupre chick, pre-plastic surgery, looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman with tiny titties. Boner DRM -20.






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It's insane, this guy's taint


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3/20/2008 at 23:24

Screenwriter/Whore Diablo Cody, click for more, but this one is the best looking of the bunch:

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3/20/2008 at 23:36

Both the Spitzer whore and the Diablo Cody whore look like stupid cunts.






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3/21/2008 at 01:00

Dr Laura


This is one of my favorites due to her fucking shrill, holier-than-thou rants

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3/21/2008 at 11:31

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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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3/21/2008 at 15:44

If nude celebs are what you're looking for, then vist Rob's Celebs, easily the best nude celeb site on the internet.






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3/23/2008 at 03:28

BigDinWaunakee: Sorry, no beave shots yet, just a comment.

The Dupre chick, pre-plastic surgery, looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman with tiny titties. Boner DRM -20.


THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE MINIMAL ENJOYMENT LEFT IN THOSE PICTURES.
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3/23/2008 at 03:59

I only speeks the troof. Upper right and lower right of her acting like some bad white rapper.... looks like JS with a slight influx of progesterone.






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3/23/2008 at 04:25

nocal: Screenwriter/Whore Diablo Cody, click for more, but this one is the best looking of the bunch:



Is she wearing a nipple ring or lactating?






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3/23/2008 at 14:32

jwalker: Is she wearing a nipple ring or lactating?

Nipple ring. Looking at the hair lets you guess the rest of the costume.






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4/5/2008 at 03:53


britney spears
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4/5/2008 at 04:04

HankRearden:
britney spears


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ragoo:
HankRearden:
britney spears


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I dunno, I would eat that steak.







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thx man. they are hooooot
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Huh??? I get to title a foreskin???


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2/27/2009 at 05:27

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2/27/2009 at 05:32

I can't believe you posted a pic of the skank whore Amy Winehouse.






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2/27/2009 at 05:46

Not a very good Dollychop, but I lick it.
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godevillivedog: Not a very good Dollychop, but I lick it.


Those massive boobies need some silicone.






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LORDKAHUNA:
ragoo:
HankRearden:
britney spears


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Now.


I dunno, I would eat that steak.


I second that.






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wolfer:
LORDKAHUNA:
ragoo:
HankRearden:
britney spears


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I dunno, I would eat that steak.


I second that.


Good size and shape.






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It's insane, this guy's taint


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2/28/2009 at 05:27

magicchex:
wolfer:
LORDKAHUNA:
ragoo:
HankRearden:
britney spears


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Now.


I dunno, I would eat that steak.


I second that.


Good size and shape.


this one is really obviously fake

and i can't remember making this thread.
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2/28/2009 at 15:25

First time Adrienne Barbeau has ever realistically seemed a sex target.






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say what you will, but I appreciated Bates' performence and her bravery.
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TITS ME


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2/28/2009 at 23:31

All this thread has proven so far is that naked celebs are ugly and not worth my penis.

Also, dammit, because of this website I've watched a naked guy pull broken glass out of his bloodied arsehole, seen kittens crushed to death with sexy high heels and even watched that poor Chechnyan soldier get his head chopped off more than once. But seriously, this time we've crossed a line, and now someone owes me an apology for that picture of Amy Winehouse and her flappy tits :'<






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Lefen: All this thread has proven so far is that naked celebs are ugly and not worth my penis.

Also, dammit, because of this website I've watched a naked guy pull broken glass out of his bloodied arsehole, seen kittens crushed to death with sexy high heels and even watched that poor Chechnyan soldier get his head chopped off more than once. But seriously, this time we've crossed a line, and now someone owes me an apology for that picture of Amy Winehouse and her flappy tits :'<


Yea but the 2 above (Alba) makes up for it all.






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HI

My Fav this week: Hungarian Viva TV presenter: ADA



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