LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > A perfectly good airplane LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < False Advertising - Craigslist Personals   YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange > New Topic  Post Reply A perfectly good airplane         565 reads vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4297 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/14/2008 at 16:34 Things that would sound clever if they hadn't been used a thousand times already. -I like mine rare; wipe its butt, walk it through a warm room, and put it on a plate. -Q> Is today Tuesday? -A> All day. (I actually admire this one for its absurdist math retardation, but feel it belongs here.) -I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -Working hard or hardly working? -Why would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Add more. ____________________ There is no real news. We must become like Soviet readers, reading between the lines, studying the position of the controlled press, interpeting everything in light of the current Line, inferring truth by the shapes of the holes left by its deletion.   MstrLance Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline 3/14/2008 at 17:01 -Shit or get off the pot. -He's few beers short of a six-pack. -That'll put some lead in your pencil. ____________________ "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. " - Richard Feynman Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1571 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online 3/14/2008 at 17:04 It takes two to tango For some reason this angers me very much. And the old standby Practice makes perfect ____________________ Sexninja> I will not your farts Direct URL BigDinWaunakee SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 88 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline 3/14/2008 at 17:12 At the end of the day,.... Back in the day,..... and the positive affirmation / agreement that follows from the recipient of anything said: So, you state something that is either correct, wrong, intelligent, or dumb and the other person listening to your statement comes back with the information response of: "yeahhhh, that's right" or "Yeahhhh, you're correct" or "yeahhhh, I agree". This phenomenon is everywhere: mass media audio and television, everyday conversations, etc. It is almost as if the listener is completely disconnected or partially separate from the conversation (not engaged) and the only flacid thing that they can come up with is this half assed response. Does anyone else experience/observe this. Sorry if I can't crystalize the examples. ____________________ Knight of Swollen Testes Direct URL BigDinWaunakee SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 88 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline 3/14/2008 at 17:14 Several times in the past few weeks: Spend like a drunken sailor... Can't swing a dead cat, without hitting a..... ____________________ Knight of Swollen Testes Direct URL nurgleming a wet brain fart SSHOLE Posts: 123 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline 3/14/2008 at 18:50 when trying to find something you lost: "where was the last place you saw it?" if i knew that, it wouldnt be fucking LOST! and when you find it: "its always in the last place you look" of course it is, unless some retards keep looking AFTER they find it. ____________________ nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and that nothing is so laughable as people who think otherwise Direct URL Acidburn I am El Chupacabra SSHOLE Posts: 700 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline 3/14/2008 at 19:15 These aren't popular but I like to throw them around What, you new or something? My bikes so fast I rode it all day in 2 hours I smoked pot for a month one night "Our company motto" Make it as perfect as YOU can There's always time to it right the second time ____________________ No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them! Direct URL freakmachine Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLE Posts: 582 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline 3/14/2008 at 19:44 -see you later -not if i see you first ____________________ "That ain’t no sex holler there" Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1571 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online 3/14/2008 at 21:31 When something is hidden in plain sight ...if it had teeth it would have bit me :facepalm: ____________________ Sexninja> I will not your farts Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 916 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 3/14/2008 at 23:07 "How goes it?" "Okay, for a Monday" If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd be rich. ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1843 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 3/14/2008 at 23:17 It is what it is. This is usually the BS reply to a statment about something fucked up. ____________________ I am a fine wine: smooth, full bodied.... goes down easy. Direct URL coknurmowth Crisco Fux SSHOLE Posts: 97 Registered: 10/20/2005 Offline 3/16/2008 at 04:41 used to work with a real redneck, always said things like: it's hotter than a whore on dollar day colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra happy as a puppy with two peckers hornier than a 4 balled tomcat ____________________ Direct URL casmhar Lost In Space SSHOLE Posts: 22 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline 3/16/2008 at 04:54 Better late in this world than early in the next How are you? 110 over 80 Got the tee shirt, .......I loathe that one He came and went at the same time, speaking of a death by sex Had this been an actual life, you wold have been given instructions. This is just a test ____________________ Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Direct URL bobacus Tender vittles Posts: 44 Registered: 10/2/2007 Offline 3/16/2008 at 06:07 Useless as tits on a boar. I so fucking hate that one. If it aint broke, don't fix it. Kids hate that one. Did you get the stick out of your ass? dum. dumb as a bag of hammers. ____________________ Glory bound,and sure to fail. Direct URL breezysummerday Tender vittles SSHOLE Posts: 41 Registered: 3/10/2005 Offline 3/16/2008 at 11:32 the hawk is out--when it's really cold Direct URL witty_screen_name MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus SSHOLE Posts: 50 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline 3/16/2008 at 14:36 Can I [do something] I don't know, can you? My uncle used to use that one on me when I was a kid. I hated him so much... ____________________ "My ares are on fire! My eyes are on fire! Are they supposed to do that?" Direct URL dragonstaff Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLE Posts: 728 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline 3/17/2008 at 11:56 " If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times". I use this all the time with my kids, but I still hate it. ____________________ The Grumpiest Alpha To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. - Isaac Asimov Direct URL Jimbobber Tender vittles Posts: 3 Registered: 2/3/2008 Offline 5/7/2008 at 16:31 Thank you.........Captain Obvious The 5 P's Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance Is the paperwork coming soon? No its just breathing heavy I'm One bisexual girl away from a threesome Cowboy up! (too a wussy) Good times (after a horrible story) Don't worry, it will get worse Old enough for Playtex, Old enough for Latex Well it wont suck itself Women, Cant live with em, cant shoot em with a .45 and get away with it That Sucks!............Yeah but you swallow Calm down, or I will beat one of you with the other ____________________ Carpe Noctum Direct URL < False Advertising - Craigslist Personals   YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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