dent
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3/4/2008 at 15:43 |
Ladies and Faggots - This thread is NOT used for discussion, but solely as a place to publicly keep score of all participants, and a recap of the rules.
You have 19 items in your list of objectives. Why 19 you ask? 'Cause I couldn't come up with 20. So, each objective has a corresponding amount of points. The goal is to accumulate more points than anyone else by TUESDAY, MARCH 18, 2008, MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME. Let me reiterate this for all your dumbdumbs in here - YOU WIN NOTHING UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MOST POINTS.
JohnLennin will make sure none of you assholes are cheating and using images found on the net. How, I have no idea, but if you're caught being a tool, you're out of the game.
WHERE TO POST YOUR PICS:
HERE. Create your own thread.
PRIZE FOR WINNING: Whatever people donate to the game. I suggest YOU donate a few bucks to BRAINDENT@GMAIL.COM, via Paypal. I'll keep a tally of who and how much was donated and post here. On Wednesday March 19th, I'll declare the winner, and then proceed to send all accumulated cash to their Paylpal account, or money
order/personal check - whichever works for you.
AGAIN - YOU CAN TAKE PHOTOS WITH ANY TYPE OF CAMERA. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE A CAMPHONE.
OFFICIAL PICS
1. Someone picking their nose in traffic -- (2 points)
2. Photograph yourself giving a bum anything -- (5 points)
3. Set any amount of paper money on fire, photograph -- (1 point)
4. Frighten a child, photograph reaction -- (1 point)
5. Eat/drink various things to make your urine an abnormal color. photograph the stream (edit out cock, thx) -- (3 points)
6. Honk while pedestrians are crossing the street in front of you. photograph reaction. -- (4 points)
7. Get a group photo of random strangers in a store or out in public (you must wrangle up at least 5 people) -- (5 points)
8. Pic shaking hands with store Employee in his uniform -- (3 points)
9. Take a picture of random diners thru a restaurant plate glass window -- (2 points)
10. Take a picture of an angry person chasing you, or yelling at you -- (3 points)
11. Pic of dildo on the shelf at a Toys R Us (or other toystore) -- (5 points)
12. Take a picture of yourself, or someone of you, while you try on high heels at the shoe store or shoe department -- (4 points)
13. Taking a piss into a public sink - edit cock out -- (5 points)
14. Getting Linkswarm.com up on a public computer -- (2 points)
15. Take a pic of a strangers working television through home window (does not have to be close) -- (5 points)
16. Smear large booger into any book at your local bookstore, photograph and return book to shelf -- (4 points)
17. Take pic of a yellow Volkswagon Bug -- (2 points)
18. Picture of yourself bleeding -- (4 points)
19. A pic of someones cleavage, close-up -- (5 points)
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"You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe" - Vasudeva
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/4/2008 at 15:45 |
$15 - DENT
$15 - STEEL
$40 - VASUDEVA
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TOTAL: $70
On 2008-03-04 at 13:03:23, dent asked to smell your dick
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/4/2008 at 19:06 |
DENT: 14 Points
VASUDEVA: 5 points
DRAGONSTAFF: 23 Points
STEEL: 39 Points
* Steel's still a niggarz!!
On 2008-03-13 at 10:37:53, dent asked to smell your dick
On 2008-03-16 at 12:22:41, dent asked to smell your dick
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/7/2008 at 19:06 |
Let's go you faggots - participate!!
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/13/2008 at 04:25 |
Steel, your pics are classic - but it's on now, negro!
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nexis
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 71 Registered: 5/17/2005 Offline
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3/13/2008 at 05:38 |
damn. steel is doing work. dent, you effort is valiant, but still lacking in comparison. i on the other hand can teach you fuckers a thing or 2 about being lazy. i did find and photograph a yellow bug the other day but im sure you'll never see it. |
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 739 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 12:36 |
I concede defeat.
Steel wins.
Even if I could get the last few pics I need, I do not have the time to get them and then post to the thread. It is amazing how many people put their VW's in the garage after this contest started. I haven't seen a single one of any colour or age since.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 14:04 |
It's also amazing how many people hid their cameras after the contest started. Bastids.
Steel Wins!!11
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 479 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 17:07 |
I want to go ahead and thank my mom, my kids and my wife for being fantastic sports and for showing boobies... lastly I would like to thank God without whom I would not have had the molecules available to even have a camera, or a VW bug to take a picture of..
..what? I only get to give 4 thanks?...
OK ...umm forget thanking God... instead I want to give a huge shout out to Buddy Wizzlestien my lighting guru. You rock Buddy! |
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart  SSHOLEPosts: 139 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 19:25 |
well done
off topic:
seperated at birth?
also do another one, and maybe i'll stop being a lazy ass faggot.
On 2008-03-18 at 14:26:56, nurgleming asked to smell your dick
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fuckuall
What is this and what do I do?  SSHOLEPosts: 7 Registered: 12/3/2007 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 19:33 |
I thought is was over at midnight Central Time? Don't we all still have time to participate? |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 20:00 |
I thought is was over at midnight Central Time? Don't we all still have time to participate?
The contest was technically over when no one participated. Although, if you can beat his score by midnight tonight, I'll personally send you ten bucks just for the fuck of it.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 729 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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3/19/2008 at 02:51 |
Wait! I'm working on it. I'm a lazy SoCal fuckhole who procrastinates. Maybe extend the deadline by a few weeks?
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 726 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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3/19/2008 at 03:08 |
I also vote for extension. I'm late to the dance, as usual.
I'll let you fingerbang me in the bathroom, though.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 729 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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3/19/2008 at 03:09 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: I also vote for extension. I'm late to the dance, as usual.
I'll let you fingerbang me in the bathroom, though.
iF I GET A PICTURE IS IT WORTH ANY POINTS?
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Perfection is not a destination, it's a path.
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