DrCube
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2/29/2008 at 02:08  |
So after viewing the ,Something Awful Fake Craigslist Personals the other day, I figured I would take a stab at my own fake profiles and shit. I encourage you all to take a stab at it and post your personals on here.
jo fantasy / feline fetish
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 795 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 02:23 |
haha i thought those were hilarious. i hope you get some responses. i'll think about doing one, i want to come up with something good |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4293 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 02:30 |
mutual jo and hair service. Guy sure looks nice. Hope he doesn't find out I used his photo.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 795 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 02:48 |
ok well i wanted this to be funnier, but i couldn't think of shit, sooo
here
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aaaand i immediately thought of something funnier
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vasudeva
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2/29/2008 at 03:13 |
Yeah, mine sucked the second I hit 'post'. Your chick one is good.
If anyone's hunting for photos, these hit three different levels of everyday creep...
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nocal
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2/29/2008 at 03:17 |
HAHA holy shit i was just about to post something along the lines of, "we should probably make this more believable, we won't get responses."
but i got one already from the first ad.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 795 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 03:27 |
he knows!
he doesn't!
nor does this guy!
this guy shows off his small peepee!
this guy knows, but he wants to dream!
this dude seems to know, but maybe he's hoping
i thought they might keep coming in like this, and i was frantically editing them
you guys need to post them in a high traffic city, like the bay area, or seattle, or NY
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edit2: MORE!!!!
boring
more boring
this guy is nervous!
this guy is very angry!
this guy wants to eat cum and drink piss woooo!
this guy knows that lots of people will have emailed me by now, but he doesn't let that bother him
this guy, like, tries to sweet talk this chick, which frankly is better than more pics of cocks, but yet is almost more pathetic
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 795 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 06:06 |
i have 18 more. i deleted the biscuit cum ad because it was getting so many fucking responses.
in 3 hours, the totals are:
docking party: 3
biscuit cum: 29
i won't post them all because some of them are just boring, i'll just post the best ones.
this guy included a bunch of pictures, wanted to know if i think he's ugly, and included a picture of his disgusting dick (which is not in the pic i am posting)!
this fucking doof includes a stupid fucking pic to try and impress internet ladies
wall of text almost had me charmed
one guy had "SENT FROM MY IPHONE" at the bottom of his email. i guess he couldn't fucking wait til he got home?
another guy sent an email and the subject line was "biscuit cum huh" like he was so jaded, oh right biscuit cum, heh, reminds me of 6th grade.
if i do another one of these i guess i'll have to make it EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EJACULATING ON A BISCUIT AND EATING IT, because men are really pathetic |
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DrCube
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2/29/2008 at 20:42 |
Something to note my good lulzers, make sure you make a screen shot archive of your post. Craigslist posts are only good for 7 days and can get pulled down early if found to be fake.
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DrCube
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2/29/2008 at 20:52 |
Responses so far:
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sikki_nixx
Don't be vague. Ask for cream.  SSHOLEPosts: 36 Registered: 4/5/2007 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 21:22 |
nocal: wall of text almost had me charmed
you can tell from the tightness of his pants and the devil-may-care attitude of his stance that he has a talented tongue. |
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vasudeva
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3/1/2008 at 00:50 |
suitplay & bondage
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1570 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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3/1/2008 at 01:09 |
PUPPY POWER BAIT AND SWITCH
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LORDKAHUNA
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3/1/2008 at 03:05 |
Haha, my first post was deleted, so I tweaked it and put it up again.
And I got a surprise!!
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LORDKAHUNA
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3/1/2008 at 16:41 |
And more indignant man-on-man buttfuck network seekers.
DON'T JUDGE ME BRO!
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DrCube
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3/1/2008 at 17:43 |
bi curious m4m, mutual jo / food fetish play
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nuoverose
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3/1/2008 at 21:21 |
Are you trying to tell me something?
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DrCube
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3/1/2008 at 21:29 |
nuoverose:
Are you trying to tell me something?
Yeah, I'm going to fuck you like i fuck cakes.
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BigDinWaunakee
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3/1/2008 at 21:33 |
In all seriousness, this is what defines LS from all the others. I for one are too talentless to come up with such great adverts, but I herald your efforts. Thanks for the multiple spit takes the past two days.
BDiW
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vasudeva
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3/1/2008 at 22:07 |
This man wants to fuck spidey.
This man also wants to fuck spidey.
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JohnLenin
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3/1/2008 at 23:54 |
Ceiling Cat, Ceiling Cat, I love youuuu...
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DrCube
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3/2/2008 at 00:47 |
Reponses:
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JohnLenin
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3/2/2008 at 01:09 |
JohnLenin: Ceiling Cat, Ceiling Cat, I love youuuu...
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This guy thinks I need help:
...and this guy wants to help me
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LORDKAHUNA
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3/2/2008 at 04:59 |
FABIAN is going on a little adventure.
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JohnLenin
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3/2/2008 at 07:09 |
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vasudeva
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3/2/2008 at 15:16 |
"Group JO and comradeship". Awesome.
From: Masked Punk
Subject: suit play
hey dude, fucking HOT pic on cairgs list, very interested. I've got a ncie spiderman suit too. add me to msn would love to tought ya all over when you're tied up
Hey dude, lets fucken jerk it man, ill bring bean dip
From: codo1692108 Subject: looking for a trim
Married male here looking to a JO bud.........5'10" 7 1/2 inch cock 42
athletic build
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3/2/2008 at 18:29 |
From: Frank
Subject: Your Adventure awaits
You win the prize for best ad!!!
I have not engaged in this kind of activity, but it sounds like fun. I do not know much about Middle Earth; would that matter?
Do you have costumes available?
White guy here, attached to a woman.
44, 5’9, 145, in-shape slender build, stache/goatee
Let me know, Cheers
Oh Frank, time to slay your closetdragons.
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LORDKAHUNA
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3/3/2008 at 03:30 |
HAHA, RT0690 seal of approval!
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LORDKAHUNA
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3/7/2008 at 03:43 |
Woohoo, I GOTS MALE!!
Cabear wants to entice Fabian with chesthairs.
college guy kills all bug chasing dreams 
Haha this one wants to be my Padawan.
"YO DURRP!"
Fabian is like a gay Jesus Christ.
"Gotchless is cool bra" :CHESTBUMP:
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nocal
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3/7/2008 at 04:21 |
so the bug chasing part of the kahuna reply inspired me. i think i won't get replies, but i was surprised before, sooo
(grids is what they used to call aids)
E: flagged with no responses
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