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2/17/2008 at 17:49
BEHOLD MY POOP IN ALL IT'S CLICKABLE GLORY



Big painful (hot saucery) poop, most likely due to the popcorn seen in abundance. Need to consult doctor if orange color trend persists.


A bunch of us keep each other in the poop loop, I was thinking that you could all benefit as well, BY MAKING THE BEST POOP REPORT ON THE INTERNET.

It's easy:

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2/17/2008 at 18:47

That is not a healthy turd. He needs some bacon or something.






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2/17/2008 at 19:20

who here is on the LS shitlist?

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2/17/2008 at 19:37

I wish you had done this a week ago. I pinched a loaf the size of my arm. It was the most glorious thing I had ever laid eyes upon... until I realized it made me bleed a little.

I look forward to logging my logs in the future.






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2/17/2008 at 22:42

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2/18/2008 at 00:47

i shit liquid for 5 days last week, no idea why, could have been a takeaway, could have been anything. not fun. usually my stools are huge meaty things that scar the pan. my girlfriend hates me every couple of days or so.






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2/18/2008 at 05:59

Is that BLOOD?

I have been waiting for such a thread where I could send some of my own glorious deuces.






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2/18/2008 at 08:00

this post is reminiscent of ratemypoo.com

if you want real fun when it comes to colored poo, try juicing a beet and waiting 6 hours....






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2/19/2008 at 22:37




This one has some funky texturing going on. It was pretty solid, though, and I think I put forth a good effort. You want these things to go good, and I think this went pretty good.

(click for high res)



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2/19/2008 at 22:39

CLICK FOR HIGH-DEF POOP!


I wonder if my bran journey is going to render all my poop into oatmeal textured goop. This was produced without fanfare, which is weird cause I've been holding it all day for you fucks.






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2/19/2008 at 22:42

JohnLenin:


Dude, you need fibre, eat a tree or something.






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LORDKAHUNA:
JohnLenin: tasty.jpg


Dude, you need fibre, eat a tree or something.


I dunno dude, I think shits should be more like logs and less like a handful of dead minnows.

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2/20/2008 at 17:51

As graceful as ballet.








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2/20/2008 at 19:02

JohnLenin:
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JohnLenin: tasty.jpg

Dude, you need fibre, eat a tree or something.

I dunno dude, I think shits should be more like logs and less like a handful of dead minnows.

Haha, tasty.jpg.

Log hell, that poop is like a giant burrito. You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe.



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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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2/20/2008 at 19:09

This thread is pretty fucking dumb, but it is creating some wonderful new quotes.






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2/20/2008 at 20:00

dent: This thread is pretty fucking dumb, but it is creating some wonderful new quotes.


Why don't you post some elegant dentpoop to awesome this place up a bit?

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2/21/2008 at 05:59



This one has some severely apparent self-esteem issues. The water is green because I pissed into it (it's normally blue), but I think it adds some nice ambiance to the loaf. As for the tiny bubbles... well, my colon likes Don Ho.






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2/21/2008 at 15:57

To make amends with the players here for my anti-crapticipation, I give you your official thread logo:










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2/21/2008 at 16:16

dent: To make amends with the players here for my anti-crapticipation, I give you your official thread logo:





I WIN!






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2/21/2008 at 18:34

dent: Awesomefailure.jpg


FULL STEAM AHEAD *TOOTTOOT*

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2/21/2008 at 22:29



I had been saving this up all day, still looks like poop mousse.








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2/21/2008 at 23:00

This looks like poop-chips. You need a smaller die and an increase in pressure during the cooling phase.






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2/22/2008 at 04:52

Wotak. You need a smaller die ...

Its good to see a couple of fellas in touch with their inner engineers.Bad, Lordkahuna. Bad ,Bad, Bad..







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2/22/2008 at 11:27

you really need to click the thumbnail to appreciate this shit. lol







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2/22/2008 at 12:25

This dung is a weakling with sand kicked in its face.






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2/22/2008 at 17:42



Started out strong, but had to wrangle it a bit at the end. Double flusher.






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Wrecker:

Wrecker> http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/wrecker/0222081233Gkh.jpg
Dentacles> tape worm
SexNinja> didn't click
LK> hahaha wtf
vasudeva> picture pages picture pages
vasudeva> i see you brought your crayons and your pencil
Dentacles> and your little pen with a bee on it
LK> its like that space worm that almost ate the millenium falcon
Wrecker> haha
LK> ROAR CHOMP
SexNinja> we have poopsign the likes of which we have never seen







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2/23/2008 at 14:35


GOOD GOD, WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!!!????

Post-falafel dookie, terrible.






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2/24/2008 at 19:49

was like 3 different poops in one sitting








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I'd like to know what this says after a Japanese translation.






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