dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get   SSHOLEPosts: 814 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/28/2008 at 04:15 |
With the wonderful sweeping motions of his first showing, and now this majestic, foul smelling kanji from the Asian Gods, it's apparent that Wotak understands how to take an elegant shit, my fellow competitors.
Wo Tak San, please lower yourself to our level; the stratum of average poopchipping, and teach us how to sculpt such divine waste, as you are only capable of.
The End
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 601 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/28/2008 at 04:38 |
I could almost hear the condescending English accent. Brilliant!
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Zahndrah
Tender vittles  Posts: 30 Registered: 1/19/2008 Offline
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2/28/2008 at 21:42 |
This is such a "guy" thing |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1598 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 03:17 |
TURDS OR GTFO!
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 814 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 03:25 |
This is such a "guy" thing
This may surprise you - but girls take shits. And they keep the bathroom door open while they grunt and try and converse with you. All the time.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1598 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 12:05 |
dent: And they keep the bathroom door open while they grunt and try and converse with you without running the fan. All the time.
fix't
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1589 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 12:51 |
The sound of that fan is probably the most annoying thing in existence.
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r0b0c0p
Tender vittles  Posts: 34 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 13:39 |
Last year around Christmas time, before I had any idea that this poop report would ever exist, I was pooping like usual, and looked back to see how I had done. Half in the water curled around, and half out lengthwise on the ceramic was a turd as thick as a toilet paper tube, and shaped just like a candy cane. I knew I couldn't let this one go without having proof that it had happened, so I yelled to my brother to bring me my camera, and have a look himself. I took a few shots, thinking of the Christmas cards I would be able to make, wiped, and flushed. Since then, I've looked at the picture a few times, but haven't had any ideas who would give a shit about my shit. Now I know, thanks guys. |
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r0b0c0p
Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 14:14 |
Merry Christmas =D |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 601 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 15:33 |
r0b0c0p:
Merry Christmas =D
This poop is w i n.
If you look closely, it is a pictorial representation of evolution. From the murky depths, human has climbed into the internet... to share his poo.
Chopin
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bobacus
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 70 Registered: 10/2/2007 Online
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2/29/2008 at 20:28  |
I eat brownie bites as I scoff at your poopwars!
It has no powah.......understand?
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1589 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/29/2008 at 20:52 |
Holy fuck, that is epic.
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 989 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/4/2008 at 03:15 |
Bow down before your god.
On 2008-03-03 at 21:17:07, JohnLenin asked to smell your dick
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sodomize intolerance. |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1598 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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3/4/2008 at 14:14 |
LOL
On 2008-03-04 at 08:15:37, mundhra asked to smell your dick
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES Posts: 989 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/11/2008 at 20:51 |
This one felt like it came out sideways.
On 2008-03-11 at 17:48:02, JohnLenin asked to smell your dick
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sodomize intolerance. |
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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3/13/2008 at 20:40 |
Another giant poo
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r0b0c0p
Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline
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3/15/2008 at 18:24 |
Penetration |
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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3/19/2008 at 16:50 |
Early morning poo.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4355 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 14:34 |
I didn't want to step to this thread until I had an entry I felt I could be proud of.
Sadly, mere 2D doesn't do justice to the killer air I caught with this bad boy. I was startled to say the least. Watching it go down (and I did watch, solemnly, legs akimbo) was exactly like watching the Titanic (with Leonardo DiCaprio) -- the front half dipped down, the back half reared up malevolently like some cantilevered booby trap of Satan, the whole thing sat there shivering across its structure momentarily, and then slowly, and with great majesty, like a hellish raft on the river Styx guided by a pre-occupied Charon, went down as a single unearthly piece.
I could have saluted. God save the queen.
On 2008-04-01 at 09:36:05, vasudeva asked to smell your dick
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 814 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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4/1/2008 at 15:14 |
That's what you get for eating Gerber baby food.
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r0b0c0p
Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline
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4/3/2008 at 13:06 |
  
It's not over 'til the fat shit stinks |
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