LORDKAHUNA
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2/17/2008 at 17:49 |
BEHOLD MY POOP IN ALL IT'S CLICKABLE GLORY
Big painful (hot saucery) poop, most likely due to the popcorn seen in abundance. Need to consult doctor if orange color trend persists.
A bunch of us keep each other in the poop loop, I was thinking that you could all benefit as well, BY MAKING THE BEST POOP REPORT ON THE INTERNET.
It's easy:
POOP
PIC
REPORT
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 602 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/17/2008 at 18:47 |
That is not a healthy turd. He needs some bacon or something.
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 463 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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2/17/2008 at 19:20 |
who here is on the LS shitlist?
*raises hand*
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JohnLenin
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2/17/2008 at 19:37 |
I wish you had done this a week ago. I pinched a loaf the size of my arm. It was the most glorious thing I had ever laid eyes upon... until I realized it made me bleed a little.
I look forward to logging my logs in the future.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 591 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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2/17/2008 at 22:42 |
Boys are icky |
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart  SSHOLEPosts: 139 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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2/18/2008 at 00:47 |
i shit liquid for 5 days last week, no idea why, could have been a takeaway, could have been anything. not fun. usually my stools are huge meaty things that scar the pan. my girlfriend hates me every couple of days or so.
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wolfer
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2/18/2008 at 05:59 |
Is that BLOOD?
I have been waiting for such a thread where I could send some of my own glorious deuces.
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Gethoht
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2/18/2008 at 08:00 |
this post is reminiscent of ratemypoo.com
if you want real fun when it comes to colored poo, try juicing a beet and waiting 6 hours....
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JohnLenin
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2/19/2008 at 22:37 |
This one has some funky texturing going on. It was pretty solid, though, and I think I put forth a good effort. You want these things to go good, and I think this went pretty good.
(click for high res)
On 2008-02-19 at 16:43:33, JohnLenin asked to smell your dick
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LORDKAHUNA
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2/19/2008 at 22:39 |
CLICK FOR HIGH-DEF POOP!
I wonder if my bran journey is going to render all my poop into oatmeal textured goop. This was produced without fanfare, which is weird cause I've been holding it all day for you fucks.
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LORDKAHUNA
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2/19/2008 at 22:42 |
JohnLenin:
Dude, you need fibre, eat a tree or something.
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JohnLenin
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2/19/2008 at 22:48 |
LORDKAHUNA: JohnLenin: tasty.jpg
Dude, you need fibre, eat a tree or something.
I dunno dude, I think shits should be more like logs and less like a handful of dead minnows.
On 2008-02-19 at 16:49:30, JohnLenin asked to smell your dick
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 602 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 17:51 |
As graceful as ballet.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 19:02 |
JohnLenin: LORDKAHUNA: JohnLenin: tasty.jpg
Dude, you need fibre, eat a tree or something.
I dunno dude, I think shits should be more like logs and less like a handful of dead minnows.
Haha, tasty.jpg.
Log hell, that poop is like a giant burrito. You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe.
Wotak: As graceful as ballet.
You shat in cursive.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 19:09 |
This thread is pretty fucking dumb, but it is creating some wonderful new quotes.
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LORDKAHUNA
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2/20/2008 at 20:00 |
dent: This thread is pretty fucking dumb, but it is creating some wonderful new quotes.
Why don't you post some elegant dentpoop to awesome this place up a bit?
On 2008-02-20 at 14:00:59, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your dick
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JohnLenin
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2/21/2008 at 05:59 |
This one has some severely apparent self-esteem issues. The water is green because I pissed into it (it's normally blue), but I think it adds some nice ambiance to the loaf. As for the tiny bubbles... well, my colon likes Don Ho.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/21/2008 at 15:57 |
To make amends with the players here for my anti-crapticipation, I give you your official thread logo:
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Wotak
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2/21/2008 at 16:16 |
dent: To make amends with the players here for my anti-crapticipation, I give you your official thread logo:
I WIN!
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LORDKAHUNA
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2/21/2008 at 18:34 |
dent: Awesomefailure.jpg
FULL STEAM AHEAD *TOOTTOOT*
(awesome)
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LORDKAHUNA
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2/21/2008 at 22:29 |
I had been saving this up all day, still looks like poop mousse.
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Wotak
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2/21/2008 at 23:00 |
This looks like poop-chips. You need a smaller die and an increase in pressure during the cooling phase.
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bobacus
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2/22/2008 at 04:52  |
Wotak. You need a smaller die ...
Its good to see a couple of fellas in touch with their inner engineers.Bad, Lordkahuna. Bad ,Bad, Bad..
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart SSHOLEPosts: 139 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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2/22/2008 at 11:27 |
you really need to click the thumbnail to appreciate this shit. lol
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Wotak
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2/22/2008 at 12:25 |
This dung is a weakling with sand kicked in its face.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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2/22/2008 at 17:42 |
Started out strong, but had to wrangle it a bit at the end. Double flusher.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/22/2008 at 17:57 |
Wrecker:
Wrecker> http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/wrecker/0222081233Gkh.jpg
Dentacles> tape worm
SexNinja> didn't click
LK> hahaha wtf
vasudeva> picture pages picture pages
vasudeva> i see you brought your crayons and your pencil
Dentacles> and your little pen with a bee on it
LK> its like that space worm that almost ate the millenium falcon
Wrecker> haha
LK> ROAR CHOMP
SexNinja> we have poopsign the likes of which we have never seen
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/23/2008 at 14:35 |
GOOD GOD, WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!!!????
Post-falafel dookie, terrible.
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart SSHOLEPosts: 139 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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2/24/2008 at 19:49 |
was like 3 different poops in one sitting
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Wotak
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2/28/2008 at 03:10 |
I'd like to know what this says after a Japanese translation.
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